Believe it or not, it's true: Hannah Montana is a baby-eating (and possibly Nazi) lesbian. You can deny that all you want, but you cannot deny these pictures:
Still not convinced? Look at the track listing from her next CD:
Babies Taste Better Than Chicken 3:47
Take Pictures Of Yourself Doing Lesbian Stuff 4:03
Babies With Hotsauce 2:54
Best Of Both Dead Puppies 3:06
The Other Side Of The Cannibalism 2:47
You And Me Together (As Long As You're A Young Girl) 53:26
G.N.O. (Girl's Night Out) 3:45
Old Blue Jeans (That Belong To My Girlfriend On My Bedroom Floor) 4:06
If We Were A Movie (It'd Be Lesbian Porn) 4:53
Bigger Than Us (It's Us And My Girlfriend) 3:24
Let's Go Eat Babies Together 2:57
I Killed My Neighbor's Kitten Last Night 3:56
Heil! 4:48
Actually, if those were the titles of her next songs, I'd have to buy her CD on the principle that she sings about such encouraging thinks as dead babies. Hannah, you can still save your career if you take this advice!