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| Kevin Smith & everything he does...now before you call me a stalkerette, check out his View Askewniverse website. He's the director of some of my all time favorite films, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, the Animated Clerks series & upcoming "Passion of the Clerks" He's also the adorable face & occasional voice of "Silent Bob" and a fulltime cutie. Yeah, that's right. I'm hot for Kevin Smith. He's funny as hell & those eyes.... Wanna make something of it? The Onion It truly is Americas' Finest News Source. Not for actual news, of course, but if you need something to take your mind off the horrible state we're in on a weekly basis, you can't do much better than this hilarious online pseudo-newspaper. You can get real delivery as well if you so desire, and they are also home to my all time favorite Tshirt, which I swear, i will someday own. "Let the Fucking Begin!" See below if your over the age of 18, lol. Sorry i'm a bad person! Tattoos And a big rolling growl for this category. I would love to post a few pics of some of my favorite ink on other people as well, but i'm not quite sure how kosher that would be. Hmm hmm hmm. There's a shot of the runic style i just had put on my ankle, which reads "love never dies" in what i call "canadian" but is technically the "Symbol" font. Silly people believe me! There's another small glyph i created on the front, in red, see left here, plus as well as the two i have on my neck. No, they didn't hurt. The ankle did. Next up, a larger one to be placed mid back when i win the lottery or get a substantial enough paycheck. Waaaaah i want it now! They are highly enjoyable and very addictive. Just like everything else i want. |
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| oh sweet lord, my arturo is a god... |
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| Sleep & Sex I had a very clever little paragraph plotted out & stuff before i did *something* bad & made it go bye bye. So in any case, these are definitely two of my all time most favorite things ever. Not that i get nearly enough of either one, lol. I sense a cruel & vengeful deity at work. The thing is, my 2 favorite things go together like, well, um, like things that go together in a way that is good and not bad. Like K and Y, or maybe porn & anime, or even something completely pedestrian, like neckties and blindfolds. There are those who demur, but i also feel that mood music is really quite nice. Feeling *bad*? Try Prince, Birthday Party or those naughty swedes, the Lords of Acid. I also heart the Fatboys Slim and most any techno, emphasis on any with metal stylings. Thank you Marilyn Manson, Rob Rombie, Trent Reznor & friends.... |
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| Memo to Me on other things to expound upon: Everclear, Green Day, dressing like a freak, asian & indian culture, movies, alan rickman & friends, lol, oil of olay moisturinse lotion, ikea, jewellry, hats, boots chips dips chains whips and the comic stylings of bill hicks, eddie izzard, margaret cho & so many others... |
| Dancing Okay. I am *no* great prize, that's a given. But i'm also not one of those people who can lose enough weight to equal a full grown person & still be fat. If Iwere to lose 100 pounds, i would be almost skinny!I try to go to the Y and when i do, i do reasonably well. But my favorite *solo* exercise would have to be dancing. So yeah, that's one reason i want the 40th birthday party, (themed around Logan's Runs' "Carousel") to include the dancing. I almost *never* get to do it w/friends & people i know. I think there's some kind of how to move like a stripper video, i want to find it. Not so much for the actual strip parts, but yeah, hello, perv and hello, dancing. It might even be carmen elektra=hottie. She was popular in the Prince camp and some of my bestest dance moves are with prince songs. Gotta groove? May i suggest the following prince b-sides: erotic city, irresistible bitch, she's always in my hair, 17 days. I also love those naughty Lords of Acid, Fatboy Slim, Cyndi Lauper (everybody bops) and natch, most any 80s band. Try Adam Ant, Siouxsie Sioux, X, the Ramones, the Clash (oooh radio clash!) Joan Jett, and even the Donnas. (where's my cd?) So yeah. Get down, jump around get up get up and get down. |
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| Wacky Clothes A carry-over from youth, maybe. I don't choose em for the point of being wacky, i just have a sketch sense of what looks good. Also key is how something feels, a permanent excuse for my christmas stocking-stockings (they're warm & toasty) and some things that may look weird may also balance out the varying grotesqueries of my physical form. So yeah legwarmers are kinda goofy but they look good on my misshape. And if peoples be wondering how i managed to pair a leather vest w/a cotton shawl for a skirt, they ain't noticing my stumpy side. i hope. And for the record i love Indian saris, chinese jackets & japanese kimonos. Sigh. i just plain love 'em, culture co-opt or not. |
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