Your powers of failing are truly admirable. Or would be, if it were not failing that you are so adept in. For example, if you possessed talent in something that is other than failing, you might be respected for this skill. But rather than this being the case, you are instead the true master of failure, thus deserving of the ire of all. Indeed, you exceed all others in this capability. Truly there can be none as completely saturated with failure as you.