various other things were wrong with my last page, too. but coincidentally, they can all be blamed on you as well.

therefore, they can all be put into one big bag, labeled "you ruin everything and nothing's my fault".

there are, of course, things wrong with this one too. but they wont be blamed on you until later, when i find out what those things are. for at the moment i'm too self satisfied with what i think is my cleverity for some reason to consider the possibilty that there is any flaw in this, my masterwork. when i look back on all this in month or so, though.. boy oh boy, you're gonna get the proverbial tongue lashing of a lifetime.

mark my words. of a lifetime.