Allow me to make myself abundantly clear. please give me the opportunity to speak in the fashion in which i am thinking of, that i may say things with aplomb, without fear of interruption and/or interjection, that i may speak in such a way as befits the manner which i intend. one might say that i desire for undivided attention, that the thing of importance i desire to say might be heard by all without being diluted by the ramblings of the uncultured, which are coinciding with my statement of unfathomable importance. for what i have to say is simpler than you might think, but more complex than you can possibly imagine (tm). so much so that this lengthly discourse is necessary in order to "hype" it to the proper extent. anything less would belittle what i have to say, which would be a travesty of previously unheard of proportions. but really, no amount of words can properly precede the statement which i have concocted in my mind.. therefore, i shall cease in my efforts to do so. without further preamble...

one might say i enjoy typing in big letters...

...immensely? (hee hee hee!!)