Amanda: Here is the third chapter of Only Human.

Usagi: Finally!

Amanda: You had the file so I couldn't write it for all the nice people out there!

Usagi: Well, sorry, Miss Producer!

Amanda: No, not producer, DIRECTOR!

Haruka: I'm sorry for their little fight, but Amanda forgot to add these few little details: She doesn't own Sailor Moon, but she does own the following: All the characters that aren't in Sailor Moon, like the ones that she made up!

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Chapter Three:

A few days had passed since Sami had arrived in Tokyo and she was just happy to see her friends, now Seyia had snuck into Kai and Soya's apartment like he does when he is bored.

Kai was sitting at the kitchen table writing a letter and when she couldn't think of anything to write she would pick up her book and read it. She heard a noise from behind her; it couldn't be Soya because when she was sleeping she was like a rock. She jumped up and aimed a high kick at the stranger's head. He blocked it.

"You're improving Kai." He said.

"Seyia! You baka how the hell did you get into our apartment!" Kai yelled at him. "You forgot to lock the door, again." He said, smiling one of his seductive grins. Kai gave him a rude smile and a rude laugh.

Soya came from her room just waking up from a "light" nap. She noticed that Kai and Seyia where in the middle of a staring contest. "Hey, what's up Seyia?" she asked. Seyia looked at the blond haired girl, who in his option looked a lot like Ondango Amata. "Nothing." He replied. She nodded.

She looked at Kai. "Hey Kai." Soya started. Kai looked at her. "Yeah?" she replied. "Are you glad that Sami-chan is here?" she asked. "Yes, of course I'm glad that Sami-chan is here." Kai replied.

Seyia looked at them like they where weird. "Who is this Sami person?" he asked them. Soya and Kai looked at him. "Our friend." They said together. "What does she look like?" he asked. "You explain." Soya said to Kai. Kai sighed, she really didn't want to explain it to a baka like him. She took a deep breath and began anyways.

"Well, she's not to tall, but not to short. She's not to fat, but not to thin. She has nice green eyes and reddish-orangeish hair. She's really nice and carrying, but has a nasty temper, but it takes a lot for her to lose her temper. Right Soya." Kai explained. Soya looked up from the kitchen table. "Yeah, that about explains Sami-chan and she wouldn't lose her temper unless you provoked her right." She replied. "I would like to meet this girl." Seyia said off in dreamland. "Sure, just let me call her." Kai said. She walked over to the phone, picked it up, and dialed Sami's number.

"Moshi, Moshi?" the voice on the other end of the end asked.

"Hey, Sami-chan." Kai said.

"Hey Kai, how are you?" Sami asked.

"Fine, I have a question to ask." She replied.

"Sure what is it?" Sami asked.

"Well, Seyia snuck into our apartment, again, and we started talking about you. And well, I was wondering would you like to come over and meet Seyia, he wants to meet you." Kai explained.

Sami thought for a second. "Sure, okay I'll be over in a few minutes." Sami said.

"Thanks again, Ja ne Sami-chan." She said.

"You're welcome Kai-chan, Ja ne." Sami said.

Kai hung the phone up and turned to face the others. "She's on her way." Kai said. She walked over to the kitchen table, sat down, and continued to write her letter. Seyia was sitting on their couch flipping through a magazine, and Soya was sitting across from Kai sketching a picture.

After about ten minutes the doorbell rang, everyone looked up the silence had been broken. "I'll get it." Soya said. She got up, walked over to the door, and opened it. "Hi Sami-chan!" Soya squealed pulling her friend into a hug. "Soya, you're gonna kill me." Sami chocked out. Soya let go of Sami and pulled her into the main room after shutting the front door.

Seyia looked up as they walked in. He put the magazine down and stood up. "Well, where is she?" he asked. Soya stepped to the side to reveal Sami. Seyia took one look at her and cracked up. "This is not a woman, this is a kid!" he laughed. Sami walked over to him and said, "Seyia, I am not a kid, I am 18 years old." Seyia looked down at her. "You don't look 18 more like 8 and anyways if you are this Sami girl, you are probably her younger sister and she is just playing a joke on me." He said.

"No, there is no younger sister, there is no joke." Sami calmly stated. "Whatever, you're just a short, underdeveloped KID." He continued. "I get that a lot, so I'll let it slide." Sami said narrowing her eyes on him. Seyia reached down and grabbed a clump of her hair. "You call this hair, more like string." He teased. "Seyia, I think that you should cut it out." Soya said to the black haired man. Seyia just ignored her and continued on teasing Sami. "You're to scrawny to call yourself slim." He kept on mocking.

Sami curled her hand into a fist and grinded her teeth together. "One more remark out of you and I'll." Sami started. "You'll what?' Seyia laughed. "I'll give you such a beating that you'll never tease anyone ever again." Sami threatened. "Yeah, right like you can hurt me." He chocked out between laughs.

Soya looked at Sami, gulped and walked over to Kai. "Umm, Kai." She started. Silence was Kai's reply. "KAI!" Soya shouted. "Nani?" Kai asked not looking up from her book. "You might want to look at Sami-chan." She said. Kai looked up from her book and at Sami. "Holy shit." She muttered. She threw her book down, jumped up and ran over to Sami.

"Sami-chan please calm down, he didn't mean it." Kai said trying to calm Sami. Soya ran over to Seyia, she tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around. "Yeah?" he asked. "You really should listen to Sami, she can be a whole lot meaner than this." She warned. "Yeah right, I bet that scrawny underdeveloped poor excuse for an 18-year-old doesn't have a mean bone in her body." He replied with a look of sarcasm on his face. "Oh believe me Sami can be meaner that hell its self." Soya said.

Sami and Kai:

"Please Sami-chan calm down he didn't mean it." Kai reasoned with Sami. "I don't care." Sami said. "Sami-chan calm down, please calm down, Sami-CHAN CALM DOWN!" Kai screamed. Sami looked at Kai. "If you get in my way, I'll take me anger out on you." She said.

Kai turned and ran over to Soya. "Come one, I think that Sami is gonna lose It." She said to Soya. "What do you mean?" Soya asked. "Sami said, 'If you get in my way I'll take my anger out on you.' So lets not get in her way." Kai explained. Soya nodded, she grabbed Kai's arm and pulled her into the kitchen.

Seyia:

"Seyia Kou, if you ever make fun of anyone again, I'll personally kill you." Sami said. Seyia turned around to see a very pissed off Sami standing there. "Okay and how can you hurt me?" he asked in a mocking tone of voice. Sami ran towards Seyia.

((A/N: I really don't know what Sami-chan would do if Seyia mocked her. So, I'm not going to put it in okay.))

"Ouch, that has got to hurt." Kai said looking into the living room from the kitchen. "What is she doing to him?" Soya asked. "Well, I think that she is going to. ouch!" Kai said cringing. "What? What? What happened?" Soya asked. "She broke his arm and he just crashed into a wall breaking his nose!" an alarmed Kai exclaimed. "That would hurt." Soya said.

They got up and went to find something to eat. "Where are those cookies I hid last week?" Soya whined. "I think hat Seyia found and ate them yesterday." Kai replied munching down on an apple.

Sami walked into the room dusting her hands off. Soya looked up. "How badly did you hurt him?" she asked. "Well, I broke his arm, and he broke his own nose by crashing into a wall." Sami said grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge, opening the bottle and taking a sip of it. Kai looked at Soya and sighed. "Will he be okay?" she asked. Sami looked at her. "Yeah, he'll be black and blue for a few days." She said walking out of the kitchen and out of their apartment. Soya looked at Kai and shrugged.

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Amanda: Well, that is done.

Usagi: Yeah!

Seyia: Next time lets use a stunt double, uhhh. <faints>

<Amanda and Usagi shrug, grab his arms and walk off stage with Seyia dragging behind them. The curtain closes>