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Meine Zeit auf See mit Bildern der Schiffe, auf denen ich war
Links im Netz und was mir gefällt
Musik: jeder mag was anderes aber hier sind meine Lieblingsstücke!
was ich so lese und was ich so mag mit ein paar Auszügen!
Der jüngste Spross des Clans: mein Neffe Bastian


Ein nettes Stück, was mir ein Freund mal geschickt hat:
If you are old enuff......
Remember when.......
A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was something you hated to clean...
And ram was the cousin of a goat...
Meg was the name of my girlfriend II
and gig was a job for the nights
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes
An application was for employment
a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity
a keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age
a cd was a bank account
and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy
you hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file
and if you unzipped anything in public
you'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a Iong trip on the road
a mouse pad was where a mouse Iived
and a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
paste you did with glue
a web was a spider's home
and a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head
I hear nobody´s been killed in a computer crash
but when it happens they wish they were dead