MAKOCOOKIE'S New Items on the Agenda. This is the full list of site updates plus thoughts going on in the complicated mind of Mako. 8-26-01 THANK THE LORD! THE PARTY SCHOOL IS BACK! And you thought I was dead. Shame, shame shame. I am still updating this site, along with the ol' failed experiment, where I'm thinking of a possible All Tennessee chapter of Dr. Wily. Also, the beginning of school is great. Band Camp was actually a blast, and I helped a girl with her flute too! (Yeah yeah, it's ALL TRUE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.) Anyway, now for the end of my hyper terror of rarr. I got 2nd chair in Concert Band, which is actually for me a move up in the wonderful world of competitive saxophone studios. That's right. My sax studio is so competetive now they wouldn't allow nonmajor sax musicians to join the bands at Tennessee. Good ol' Paul Haar. Thank goodness I'll become an AWESOME saxophonist! ROCKITT! The only thing I have to comlain about is construction and black light Jesus Christ. NO ONE should EVER put religious icons under black light and start flipping the switch quickly saying "BEHOLD MY POWER!" Fricking Crap! That pissed me off. And UT is torn up like a used tampon right now. Streets are halfway paved and it looks like we're trying to create a life sized Sarejevo over here. Cobra Commander, my virtual 4th roommate, is doing well. I think we're going to go find a nice party next saturday that our brothers are doing. Yeah, I think the girls will dig his facemask, but nothing beats the spiky hair and my mad ddr skillz. Except for rodent tossing. Maybe. 8-5-01 THE DAY IS MINE! So I had a really fun party and everyone was there! I put pictures of my summer wackiness on website and it hits 400! whoo hoo! I gotta thank everyone for having a great summer it was cool, and we should always hope for such fun. Dimitri's home too! But I leave for Knoxville in 7 days... sighduck. Regardless, I didn't give into my carnal desires, and thus Don Pablos still exists on this planet. Dammit. Maybe I should have destroyed them. I FUCKING HATE their food. Yesterday was my last weekly ultimate game with the track team people. It was fun, got me two goals, and our team overall kicked ass like 13-4. But scoring doesn't count! Unless the girl is hot! Then it does! I can't wait to go back. You can imagine the mayhem I shall cause on campus. Also, a lot of my Memphis friends are coming up there or to AWA in Atlanta... we'll see each other there and stuff I guess. but man, loads of fun folks! Sigh... the only thing I'll regret is the incredible restaurants of Memphis compared to.......Calhoun's in Knoxville. Because really, that's the ONLY place in K Town that I know of that's really good. As compared to oh, I dunno, Frank Grisanti's, Mikasa, Owen Brennan's, Formosa, IRON CHEF, Jillian's, Rendezvous, Corky's, Hwy BBQ, Memphis Pizza Cafe, the list keeps going. Damn your bad food Knoxville. At least the girls are hotter. And, the college rules. And... there's all those gigs and stuff close to the campus. And the boyus. And the cute girls. But I must admit, University of Memphis is ok in my book finally. I was persuaded by my friends to believe that Memphis is IN FACT a good school. And it really is, it's music program does offer doctorates, and the other departments (sans Business) are actually good. It's just that... well... it's in MEMPHIS. I'll miss Robert and Carly and Matt and all of you attending the U of M, but heck you'll all be up here in Knoxvegas sometime. And I'll be back in Winter Break. But then you know, that BCS bowl game will be coming round the corner ^_^. Yeah. You heard me. MEMPHIS SUCKS AT FOOTBALL. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD MATT TAYLOR. 7-26-01 BLACKMAIL ON THE HIGH SEAS So, I just got done with a crapload of loading on the DDR site, and we have a new member, Iceman. She is very good and we're glad to have her Ice Slasher on our side. Oh, I guess I should tell everyone the qualifications to be in our elite society. A) Be built by Dr. Wily as a Robot Master. B) We know you. C) You have played DDR. You need not be great but we must like or admire your tenacity to stay cool. My brother Brandon is in town, fraternity bro I mean. Things are going down now, I swear. We had a fun night at Jillian's, but when I showed them the wonders of DDR they were frightened (Josh Bibbs and Brandon Hood). They were frightened by my intense coordination newfound by this game, and when Brandon tried to play I nearly laughed. Think of a rhino attempting to breakdance. There you go. I request all to go to www.seanbaby.com sometime. I am going to strive to make my site as crazy as that. But damn that kid has webspace. 7-21-01 STEVE MARTIN'S ALL-NATURAL PENIS CREAM (SNL skit of funny crazyness) EEEEEEEK! Mom and Dad are off this next 2 weeks, starting now. They left me and my sister ALONE! EEEEEEK! With a Wiener Dog! EEEEEEK! Anyway, I'm still working on finishing off this camera film. Once I can, it is going to the developers for PhotoCD transfer. I also got a few new pages up on the DDR section off the Picture Site. I got 3 profiles so far. I want to take this moment to yell at lazy people. LAZY PEOPLE PISS THE HELL OUT OF ME! DAMMIT! YOU PISS ME OFF AT WORK, ON THE ROAD, AND IN MY LIFE! DAMN YOU! Ok. phew. I had a bad incident at work involving people who weren't doing their job because they were too lazy, and it made me have to work harder on their behalf. So me and the Supervisor, along with a few other workers worked our butts off and told them too leave. They trashed the place! Regardless I got cool points with the management, maybe I'll be getting some dang help in a while. 3 weeks till Band Camp. I can't wait. I am doing this last minute party for all my friends while I can next Saturday, because I'll miss them if I don't throw one last hoopla for the bunch. It's al about the Comrades man. I gotta get ready for AWA Atlanta with the whole Cosplay and such. I'm gunna be Choukoumei, for all those that know who this guy is, he is the SHIT. I love this summer! I LOVE IT! WHOO HOO! Damn, I lost 7 pounds, gained muscle mass, am active, run a website, play all weekend, have parties, WHOO HOO HOT DANG A LISCIOUS! It's almost as good as Red Lobster Cheese Biscuits! 7-15-01 GYAAAAAA! SUPER RANT! I AM SAD TO LEAVE IN 3 WEEKS TO KNOXVILLE!!!! -_-' Man, for some reason I am hella bent on a rampage right now. I'll be ranting at hyperspeed now. Ok, first off the Final Fantasy movie. Here's a nice big loophole. HOW can ONE tiny bird survive and no other bird is out there? and it has NO food source at all. HOW? Yeah, you tell me. SAD SAD MESSAGE I am happy to be with my roots while it lasts in Memphis. I gotta say I will miss you guys afer the summer is over with a lot, and probably post photos all over a wall of us being super goof. My mad Marble Slab hook up, but especially my extra cool female friend Carly will be away! SUCK! Anyways I always miss ya (yeah, I will actually miss you!) when I'm away from Memphis. But like all friends we'll see each other and whatnot! And Roberto, and Rani, and Kat and George... you guys keep it real in Memphis! BHA! man!!!! SUPARU FUN TIME! And to Alan Stoll, Mr. Anime Guru and music video editor, rock on. I'll be seeing you at awa in September! Don't get a job at Wal*Mart. DONT! Dimitri! Keep working on the priesthood. Out of all my friends here you have introduced me to most of them, and for that thank you! I guess I'll see you in December for like a week! suck! To the Eppersons and Mr. Carter, we'll be in touch in Knoxville. To my Brothers in Music, well, man, we could've done a lot more this summer. And I'm still getting in more shape. Lost six pounds and am stronger too! I am starting to eat more sensible things now. I rarely eat like a big meal now. I am getting more salads and such in the ol diet and not fiddling with too many snacks but, shoot, me and the Marble Slab (yum). Yeah, to my friends at Marble Slab thank you so much for all the ice cream! you all rule! Ah, and now to my expecting friends at UT. Man, it will rock when we're all back! I'm serious! This year is looking like the shit right now, and I am just psyched as heck to get there and just whoo hoo! Alright, more updates on the way, when I get to school a noticible change will be here! 7-6-01 FITNESS GURU AND WILLY WONKA What the hell. You ask, why the hell are you putting the website in some retarded "nighvision mode" and all you did was change pictures and background colors? It's because I COULDN'T READ the othe one. It was too bright a page! But anyway people..... I had a great holiday I hope you did too. Except for Willy Wonka, that guy didn't care about those kids man! He just let them turn into blueberries and go into chocolate chutes, those kids should be DEAD man. Now, I don't like scratchy bitch kids like those but man, his factory was a CHILD DEATHTRAP. It's just as bad as putting poison needles in the seats of a swingset, or putting sandpaper lining on a slide, or hiding razor blades underneath the bars up the ladders. REGARDLESSSWSshdaksjfhskjdfhsaklj, I have been playing my dance dance revolution and by golly, I lost a fricking 2 pounds in 2 weeks. I have kept it off as well, DAMN! This is a freaking exercise! Just you wait all my friends at UT, I swear up and down if you get on the dance pad you will be hoooked. I have done quite a hefty amount of stuff this summer, working overnight and early morning, running at the park, being fit, eating better, and I feel better. I just hope I don't end up like WHITESCARVER. Damn, if I end up like him, you guys tell me, because I'll just end it then. 6-30-01 DEATH CHAOS DDR PARTY OF RARR I thought I had done everything. I thought I was angry at all I was angry with. But tonight, I realized that these are both FALSE and need to be rectified with a valid web entry. GEEZ, Celebration Staion was packed with wilde hordes of evils and ravenous demon imps with their overlords not doing their jobs well AT ALL. Me and 12 other people had a lot of fun wowing the crowds around us with Dance Dance Revolution, preferably all of our wonderful versions of the songs Dynamite Rave and Brilliant 2 U (namely, Crotch 2 U and Dynamite Fart). Yes, there were also the everpresent EVIL FORCES that curse me and put a bane on my existence. Little kids would just stand there on the dance pad while you're dancing! Geez, we didn't want them dead, wait, yes. We wanted them eliminated. Epperson threw a basketball from a free throw shooting game at them and almos hit them, while he was dancing. We had girls there too and man these was some fine freaky women. There was Kat, Carly and Rani. They was p i m p. Then we hung out at PERKINS. Yes, Perkins. open 24-7. Not scary like waffle house. Has milkshakes. And big screen TV showing Animal House. Then we go over to Woodman and Bubbleman's house and DDR more. We had so much fun! It is like a dream come true, a fine DEATH CHAOS DDR PARTY OF RARR! 6-28-01 200 hits WHOO HOO! Ah, I am one again. I once again am reunited with my Focus. After one arduous month of driving in an incredibly cool looking '01 Galant, I return to my pride and joy, my hatchback Focus. I share a bond with my car, a bond of energy. I can control my car with mere thoughts and I am pleased to share it again. My car is completely cleansed as well, and looks and drives brand-new. I feel sorry for all those pitiful people driving early model neons and saturn sedans! In honor of my car's rise from its own ashes, I shall dub it the name of our glorious mascot, Cobra Commander. It WILL be known as the Cobramobile. But it can also be called Papa Smurf, Lightning Mini, and the Focster. But Cobramobile shall be its TRUE name, and shall its name be revered in the annals of Makocookie. ^_^ Also, Dr. Wily's Failed Experiment in Memphis is doing quite well. All of the Robot Master names are done now! WE SHALL BE. 6-27-01 Sweet Jumping Jack Flash. The site is freaking awesome. I realized that on the 3rd day the site went up, I had 100 people view Makocookie. That's a bunch for a personal site! I can't wait until Legion Dreams is put on the website, because that will be waaaaaaaaaaay so much fun. Let me tell you guys about this place called Marble Slab Creamery. If you have one in your city, or near where you live, go there. The stuff is incredible. I have I think 3 people I know that work there too, (Michael, Carly, and someone else) I eat there once a week. I recently found a few great spots in Memphis to dine and find. We have a restaurant in town whose head chef is none other than a challenger from Iron Chef! What honor! The food is SDFASJDFKSJFDSAKLDF YUM. My sister is in Antigua. I took this opportunity and bought Dance Dance Revolution for myself. What fun! I can't wait to go to college and have DDR parties with friends. I know 3 other people at UT with pads too, HOOK UP AND SHOW ME YOUR MOVES. And Makowear. Yes, Makowear for the Masses. I will have specialty shirts made online for us and a new design every month. |
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