ODOR >
Whallop
Let’s face it. ODOR is better
than Whallop, and there’s proof behind the fact. First,
however, the back story. Whallop, ever since the beginning of Season 6,
has been challenging ODOR to a one-on-one game to see who’s
better. ODOR, who picks and chooses his challenges carefully and respectfully,
has declined every offer that Whallop has given him. The reasoning that ODOR
gives him every time is that he is not experienced enough, not accomplished
enough, and quite frankly is still a rookie in ODOR’s eyes. Don’t get me wrong,
Whallop is an okay player. He won the
Rookie of the Season award in his debut season and also won the 2-Point Contest
that season. His chance to shine in Season 5 was held short due to his ankle
injury sustained in a regular season game against Team Shank. That very injury
started this never-ending feud between ODOR and Whallop. ODOR felt that Season
5 was his season to regain the NBO Championship, but Whallop carelessly got
himself injured in what ODOR felt was a squash game to get one’s confidence up.
After the injury, Whallop’s shine went away. The people who actually noticed him
(not many), forgot about him and pretty much lost all hope in Whallop. Whallop,
before getting injured, was dubbed “The Future” by ODOR, because ODOR felt that
once he retires from the league, Whallop would be able to pick up where he left
off. Then, Season 6 came about. Whallop...off the injured
list. Whallop...teams with Created Player. ODOR publicly made it known
that Whallop was making a bad move, going to Created Player instead of trying a
second run as Team American Gladiators. Whallop wouldn’t be able to shine while
teaming with the Hall of Famer, Created Player. And ODOR was right, Team
Unstoppable Machines remained unnoticed and lost in the regular season early to
returning champions Air Alert. ODOR is the coach of league, and Whallop’s ego
thought different. ODOR isn’t in it for the fanfare or the awards (although the
awards are long-deserved and well appreciated), he’s in it to help others. And
Whallop didn’t believe this reality statement. Instead, in a recent verbal
battle between the two, the only thing Whallop could talk about was his high
fantasy. He constantly talks about not making it into the All-Star Game,
although having the highest fantasy. Well, playing Drunk Delivery doesn’t get
you into the ASG. Being the very best PLAYING the very best gets you into the
ASG. Which is why Whallop hasn’t been an All-Star. So, onto now. Two days past the most monumental game in this
rivalry: ODOR’s win over Whallop in a 2-on-2 game. It currently has been the
last game those two have played against each other and ODOR won, showing that
he’s ended the best. And I am making it known now that it will be the last game
that ODOR and Whallop play against each other as ODOR is now vowing to never
play against him again. The 1-on-1 game...will never happen. Whallop was just
some rookie wanting to get higher up the ladder, like Forecast. Two players whose
moves are running fast down the lane to the hoop. Yeah, it may score points,
but this is NBO. We like excitement, not whiny ass players who couldn’t get
style even if they bought it. This is a message to you wanna-bes: ODOR will challenge you, don’t challenge ODOR, he’ll embarrass
you and throw you down the rungs of success on the NBO ladder. The closest
person to getting a challenge from ODOR now is U-Hall, you know why? Because he’s
a champion, an accomplished All-Star, and the third thing in this list that
Whallop doesn’t have, yes, he’s an MVP. Congrats U-Hall on your success, see
you at the next MVP meeting. Whallop, suck it, hope your career here in the NBO
was fun, because ODOR just ended it.