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| BYSTANDER Height: 6'0" Weight: 200 lbs. Birthdate: 3/27/88 HS Status: Class of '06 Years Pro: 4 Position: Power Dunker Hall of Fame Status: Player |
| Scouting Report: Don't let Bystander's trademark lay-up fool you, this man is all power when he plays on the NBO court. Both offense and defense, Bystander gets to the hoop one way or another and helps his team out immensely. Bystander's career highlight was putting an injured Malibu on his back (not literally) and carrying him throughout a whole game against championship contenders, Dubble Bubble - but a last second mistake costed them the game as they lost by 1. Each season, Bystander gets bigger, and as the phrase says, bigger is better. Accomplishments: SEASON 2: None; SEASON 4: Most Improved Player, Defensive Player of the Season; SEASON 5: none; SEASON 6: none; ALL-STAR: 0 appearances (0 starts) Trademark(s): Break-Away Lay-Up Transactions: Signed with Skins (Season 2); took Season 3 off; changed name of team to Ch-Ching (Season 4); took Season 5 off; Free Agent (Season 6-7) |
| STATS (Career): Rebounds (28.6), Assists (8.7), Steals (4.0), Blocks (23.9), Turnovers (10.9), Points (63.7) |