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| Scouting Report: Can dunk in your face and is rough on defense; a scrapper to say the least Accomplishments: SEASON 4: none; ALL-STAR: 0 appearances (0 starts) Trademark(s): The B.A.D. (Bare Ass Dunk) Transactions: Signed with Drunk Delivery (Season 4) |
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| BEER MAN Height: 5'9" Weight: 135 lbs. Birthdate: 5/17/89 HS Status: Junior Years Pro: 2 Position: Running Guard Hall of Fame Status: Player |
| STATS (per game, SEASON 5): Points (35.3), Assists (9.7), Rebounds (17.3), Steals (4.0), Blocks (5.7), Turnovers (5.7), Fantasy (207.0) |
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| Scouting Report: Dunks really hard with one hand; watch the floater; can shoot 2's Accomplishments: SEASON 4: none; ALL-STAR: 0 appearances (0 starts) Trademark(s): The High Vertical Throw-In, Dead Arrow 2-Pointer Transactions: Signed with Unconscious (Season 4); Traded to Oxi Clean (Season 5) |
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| FIRST AID Height: 5'8" Weight: 150 lbs. Birthdate: 5/14/88 HS Status: Senior Years Pro: 2 Position: Shooting Guard Hall of Fame Status: Player |
| STATS (per game, SEASON 4): Points (46.8), Assists (10.3), Rebounds (22.7), Steals (4.7), Blocks (5.0), Turnovers (8.8), Fantasy (36.7) |
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| Scouting Report: A great ball handler; proves size does not matter as he can get inside; deadly 2 and 3-point shooter Accomplishments: SEASON 4: none; ALL-STAR: 0 appearances (0 starts) Trademark(s): The Gangsta, The Impossible Sickest Dunk Ever Transactions: Signed with WD-40 (Season 4) |
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| MILK MAN Height: 5'7" Weight: 155 lbs. Birthdate: 2/19/89 HS Status: Junior Years Pro: 2 Position: Shooting Guard Hall of Fame Status: Player |
| STATS (per game, SEASON 5): Points (29.0), Assists (9.0), Rebounds (27.0), Steals (8.0), Blocks (3.0), Turnovers (20.0), Fantasy (10.0) |