It's the Real Me!

Hi there. I haven't been on this planet for very long, BUT, I have noticed a thing or two. The first thing is: "NO" is a very powerful word. Although, it does get me into trouble sometimes. The only real problem with that is this, I don't really know any other words. I really like that work and I can say it with some real strength. My daddy says that that is something really special about me. He says that I am built (though, I don't know what he means by that) like my mommy's daddy. I think I'll just have to take his word for it.

Another thing that I have noticed is this: If I cry, Katie gets in trouble for it (most of the time). Isn't that great. Such power should not be given to just one person. How many times have you wanted to get you sister in trouble ... well, now you know the secret.

That reminds me of something else. Dogs are a lot of fun to climb on. They always make that weird noise, I think it's called a growl or trowel or something. I just know that when they make that sound because of me ... Daddy says "Tyler, behave" or "Hamlet, knock it off". Isn't that cool. Now the only thing I have to do is figure out how to get mommy or daddy to give me ice cream whenever I want it. If you have any tips, just let me know.

Diapers and stuff

I didn't know if you would care or not, but this is a big thing to people my age. I hate having my diaper changed. I know that daddy thinks I'm crying because the stuff in the diaper is squishy and I don't like it, but actually it isn't too bad. I can think of a few things that could be worse in a diaper. I'm not going to really get into it, I think that I should be able to go potty whenever I want to. Katie can do it. I'm almost bigger than she is, so how come I can't? I don't know.

I love food. It feels really nice when it is in your hair. I don't know if you've ever tried it or not but, it is really cool. Especially butter. Butter makes your hair stand up, isn't that great, you want your hair to stand up? Put butter in it.

That brings me to the next section of my page ...

Tank's Tips

Here is where I am putting some of the things that I have learned. I'm going to periodically add to this list so you may want to check it out every so often.

1. Don't eat play dough. The name "Play Dough" evidently puts more emphasis on the word PLAY than DOUGH. It does not smell or taste like DOUGH in any sense of the word.
2. Dog food expands to about twice it's normal size before disolving when you put it in water. Here's the trick, don't put it in the toilet. Put it in the water next to the dog food, this will save you travel time and it won't be noticed very quickly.
3. If it fits in the garbage can, it goes in the garbage can. Same thing with the toilet, if it fits in the toilet, it can go in the toilet.
4. There are lots of things that are good to eat. Such as:
   • String
   • Chalk
   • Small Beads
   • Pennies and (especially) Dimes
   • Leaves
   Basically, if it fits in your mouth, it goes there.
5. A roll of toilet paper can (while still fastened to the wall in the bathroom) reach from the bathroom to the kitchen, around the garbage cans (four times), into the dining room and around the dinner table, then around the chairs, then around the dinner table again, out onto the patio, around the picnic table to the side of the house and WEAVED between the lilac bushes, around the fence then into the garage, then down the driveway and around the mailbox (two dozen times) then back down the walk into the house through the front door and back to the bathroom ... with enough of the roll still left to make a big pile to sleep in ... before you stuff it into the toilet with a toothbrush.
6. Here is another usefull fact about crayons, they don't taste as bad as you would think. Actually, some of them smell really yummy. Katie has some crayons that smell when you write with them or bite them. Anyway, there you go.

Thanks for coming, I hope that you have enjoyed your stay at my page.