The blind man at the BBC
This investigative reporter has done good work, but this particular effort led to hordes of police men pouncing upon frail elderly couples in the middle of the night ..."The miracle babies which are happening now in our ministry is beyond imagination. It is not something I can say I can explain, because they are of God, and things of God cannot be explained by human beings."His wifeMary said that "Holy Ghost baby camethrough prayer. That was why the doctor could not find them.
http://www.apologeticsindex.org/d/d51.htmlMiracle Babies
Preachers who promise miracles, make big claims, and are into name-dropping are a dime a dozen. If he had stuck with doing just that, few people would have taken much notice.continued below
HIRE M O U R N E R S
British traditional
This ae nighte,this ae nighte,
Every nighte and all
Fire and sleet and candlelighte,
And Christe receive thy saule.
When thou from hence away art passed
Every nighte and all,
To Whinny-muir thou comest at last,
And Christe receive thy saule.
If ever thou gavest hosen and shoon
Every night and all
Sit thee down and put them on
And Christe receive thy saule
This ae nighte,this ae nighte,
Every nighte and all,
This ae nighte,this ae nighte,
Every nighte and all
Fire and sleet and candlelighte,
And Christe receive thy saule
From Whinny-muir
When thou mayst pass,
Every night
and all,
To Brig o' Dread
Thou comest
at last,
And Christ
receive thy saule.
This ae nighte,this ae nighte,
Every nighte and all
Fire and sleet and candlelighte,
And Christe receive thy saule
From Brig o' Dread when thou mayst pass,
Every nighte and all
To Purgatory fire thou comst at lastAnd Christe receive thy saule
necessarily be the news of today
A cannibal maiden was converted to Christianity by missionaries to the South Seas She had been dedicated at birth to be eaten by her tribe , upon reaching the age of eighteen. Shortly before her eighteenth birthday, missionaries arrived on her island. They prevailed upon her to embrace Christianity, and prepared for her removal to safety, but the young girl refused to go. she said she did not mind becoming a Christian, but she must stay and be eaten, as that was her destiny.
And Funerals
Fun funeral fantasy
to-do
list:
1# Prepare funeral bakemeats,
Mourners are invited to submit recipes for
funeral bakemeats.
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Smoking can be bad for you. People have used judicial small amounts of poisonous substances for medicinal purposes since time immemorial. The small number of husbands and wives who have poisoned one another does not justify removing the knowledge of how to do this from the people.
Too much of anything can be bad for you,
including things that are
"good for you" including water. There is no health warning on the practice of yoga, but at least one person has died practising it .
Perhaps every yoga studio should be forced to display a picture of his stopped heart in an inverted position. But the most puzzling thing is why don't the cigarette companies put up more of a fight?
audition mourners
hire
mourners
English Recipe, circa 1920
donated byLady Camilla via the late Alice Thomas Ellis
Ingredients:
Sufficient dead house mice
Sugar syrup
Method:
Place mice and syrup in pan.
Simmer for hours or days,
Serve when bones are crunchy.
If ever thou gavest meat and drink,Every nighte and all The fire sall never make thee shrink
And Christe receive thy saule
Every nighte and all
Fire and sleet and candlelighte,
And Christe receive thy sauleIf meat or drink thou ne'er gav'st nane,
�Every nighte and alle,
The fire will burn thee to the bare bane;
And Christe receive thy saule.
gerie:
bats
doves
buzzards
vultures
Placate rainmaker,
Invite
sineater
It has been suggested that costs could be decreased if white witches were spared,
but to spare the good witch is considered a greater abomina-
tion than to spare a bad witch.
The bad witch knows its place,
It is on the devil's side and does not encroach on God's territory, by perform-ing good acts,
such as healing.
The good witch, on the other hand has set itself up on God's ter-ritory. It ishealing the sick etc. in direct opposition to God.
Its sin is therefore considered more heinous
