Edmonton Area Rice.-June.1.01
RICE <RI-EES> -Probably from the Persian; cf. OPers. br[=i]zi, akin to Skr. vr[=i]hi; or perth. akin to E. rye. CF Rye.](bot.) A well known cereal grass (Oryza sativa) and its seed. This plant is extensively cultivated in warm climates, and the grain form a large portion of the inhabitants. In America it grows chiefly on low, moist lan, which can be overflowed - Fake, phoney, poseur, wannabe- Probably from the Racing world; cf. ORace. br[=j]zi akin to race. A well known faker, would like to be fast. Looks fast, goes like crap.

Rice Rocket <RI-EES ROK-ET>- Fake, Phoney-Speeding Missile.
Wow, this one was sent to me by a friend in London Ontario... Have you guys learned nothin' from me?, STOP THE RICE PEOPLE!...

What the hell is that?, twin cutouts for dual exhaust and only ONE tip?...
The Spoiler looks like it was lifted off a Neon
Not one, but TWO plates, this car's twice as hot!.
stock mags?, STOCK MAGS?....
The 10 HP clear taillights
Oooh, look, A Nitrous For Sale sign...
What is that, a CB antenna on the roof?...
Hmm, no earth wire...
Let me count the ways... so many to mention. From top to bottom:

John Deer Racing Antler Style rear wing
Colored badge, good for 12 HP
(left side) Blinding clear tailights, illuminate the car behind you too!
(right side) Cut springs, nothing says fast, like pogo-ing down the street
Stock wheels. Aren't those the dopeyest?
Dirtbike sounding exhaust
Earthwire, once again, don't touch the ground.

Not to mention, this guy was driving SLOW...
Signs of Rice:

1, Super PHAT crooked Touring wing
2, Ultra DOPE vinyl light covers
3, FLY  4th brake light
4, SLAMMIN' Stock ride height
5, CHILLIN' Earth wire that doesn't touch the ground
6, Stock exhaust that screams STEP OFF


All these features add up to the age old formula of <fast looks + no motor mods = haha> also <amount of coolness is 'DIVIDED BY' amount of rice = coolness> (Most cases this equals a .0000000987 coolness)

Remember folks, just say no to Rice!!
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