Do not set your house on fire in your panic to get away from terrorism.
 

In the event of radiation, people may lose their faces.  Do not trust these freaks.
 

You figure it out.  I can't.
 

After exposure to intense radiation, you will be able to shoot giant red arrows out of your face.
 

When those dark clouds force you to crawl on the ground every day, it may be time to try Zoloft.
 

Do not look at bookshelves and filing cabinets.  They'll fuck you up.  Seriously.
 

You can take the green arrow, and wake up back in your bed believing whatever you want to believe.  But if you take the red arrow, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes... in the event of a terrorist attack or whatever...
 
 

This took all of five minutes.  I don't care if you think it's funny or not because you don't count.
 

Originally inspired by this page.

My roomie at the time spent about 6 hours on his version.
 
 
 

Created 04/13/04