Saroj Khaparde, a woman Member of the Indian Parliament, has introduced a bill that will, by law, give housewives a weekly day off while her husband will do her chores. If Tehmina Daultana, the fiery MNA, does the same here, and if this bill is passed by the nonchalant National Assembly in Islamabad, do we get the Minister of Investment as Prime Minister every Sunday? And, will the Prime Minister, on her holiday, go shopping or on a picnic with her children without the maniacal security escort?

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