The camera circles the arena, showing all the fans and their signs before coming to rest at the broadcast position. John Taurus and Bruce Kincaid are seated at the ringside table. The camera settles on them as the fans in the first row go crazy in an attempt to be seen on TV.

John: �Welcome to this edition of Tuesday Therapy, do we have a show for you folks.�

Bruce: �That�s right John, tonight we have General James in his first Hardcore Title defense against the Rat Bastard. We also have a four-way elimination to determine the number one contender for the Tag Team Titles.�

John: �We also have the next two matches in the J-Crown tournament, and Jester will try to regain the Television Title from Tremor. We also have several openings at the end of the show. Commissioner Pickle is scheduled to shed some light on these openings in the program.�

Bruce: �Perhaps he will also shed some light on his borrowing of Bernie�s car Sunday. Here is Mr. Pickle�s music, perhaps we will get our answers now.�

Mr. Bungle�s �Ma Meska Skow Skwaz� plays as the lights go green and Commissioner Pickle comes out of the back. He is accompanied by G-4, who is carrying the World Title belt. The two walk to the ring amidst a chorus of cheers from the fans. Ring announcer Steve Loujack, dressed in a tuxedo, hands Mr. Pickle the house mic, and exits the ring.

Mr. Pickle: �I know a lot of people are wondering why I stripped that spooky old Hellfire of the World Title. Well he wasn�t listening to me, he had to be taught a lesson. Besides I have big plans for the title, you can be sure of that. Starting tonight we will have three best of three matches. These matches will lead up to the next Pay Per View, at which time the three winners will compete in a three way dance for the title. The three losers will go at it to see who is number one contender.�

The crowd is very loud at the announcement.

Mr. Pickle: �Oh and all of the matches will be gimmick matches. And the gimmick won�t be announced till right before the match. Who will take part in these matches you ask? Well The Lord of Hellfire will face The Zombie in three matches. Axe will face Millinator in three matches. And Steamroller Stan will face off with the Guardian. Oh and I�d like to take this time to thank Mr. Bernie Lomax for the use of his spacious home for the PPV, and the use of his car last week. She�s back in her spot Bernie, I washed it and everything. I would also like to state that I am very upset at the loss of my limo.

Type O Negative�s �Blood and Fire� hits and Hellfire comes out on the entrance stage. The crowd boos the ex-champ, but some cheers can be heard.

Hellfire: �You want your car little man? Come and get it!�

Hellfire points at the Madvision, where Mr. Pickle�s beat up limo can be seen in the lot outside of the arena. Skull Legion member Brimstone gets out from behind the wheel. He unspools some wire as he walks towards the camera. Brimstone attaches the wire to small device, then turns a knob on the device. BOOM!!!!!!!! Mr. Pickle�s limo is engulfed in a huge explosion and the ensuing fireball. It is thrown about ten feet into the air and is twisted and bent by the force. After what feels like an eternity it comes crashing to the pavement and burns.

Mr. Pickle: �MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�

Brimstone pulls something out of his coat and appears to write on it. It is a checkbook, he rips out the check, and shows it to the camera. The check is made out for 500 dollars; Brimstone tosses it at the camera, and walks out of the parking lot. The camera focuses on the check before the Madvision goes black.

Hellfire: �Now we�re even, for the bikes at least. You can put me in any type of screwy tournament or gimmick match you want. That title is mine and I�m gonna get it back. Then I�m gonna get you, you sawed of little (Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) and I�ll grab your (bleep bleep bleep) GOT THAT?�

Hellfire walks out of the arena as Mr. Pickle jumps up and down in the ring. It appears that G-4 is smiling, slightly at least.

John: �Well it seems that Mr. Pickle�s problems with the Skull Legion aren�t over yet. Look at him, yelling at the G-4 the whole way back to the locker room.�

Bruce: �What an announcement though, a best of three series, three best of threes actually. What a way to get a new champ.�

John: �Steve Loujack is back in the ring it looks like we can get underway.�

MATCH 1

Fatal 4-way for Tag Title #1 Contendership

Loujack: �Hailing from The End of Time; representing The Skull Legion, they are the twin towers of terror ,Armageddon, and Apocalypse, here is Doomsday.�

�Ratamathatta� by Sepultura begins to play and the lights go green and blue. Smoke covers the stage as the Dark Ones come to the ring carrying bizarre staffs and taunting the hostile crowd.

Loujack: �Making their way to the ring from somewhere in Brazil and weighing in at a combined 544 pounds; the high priest of pain and the master of the macabre, Amazon, and Curse, The Dark Ones.�

Spookshow Baby Remix by Rob Zombie plays as Hallows Eve and Bloodhunt come out. The crowd boos as they walk to the ring, staring at Doomsday the whole time.

Loujack: �Representing the Evil Dead; at a combined weight of 620 pounds, Hallows Eve and Bloodhunt.�

When the Heroes Fall by Iron Fire begins to play as Aftershock and Archangel come out of the back. The crowd begins to cheer loudly as the two begin to charge the ring.

Loujack: �Weighing in at a combined 651 pounds and hailing from Philidelphia PA and San Andreas, CA. Archangel; his partner is�..�

Loujack jumps out of the ring mid sentence as Aftershock and Archangel hit the ring and begin to hit everyone in sight. All eight men are in the ring punching and kicking each other. The referee tries to get control but it takes a while. During the melee, Doomsday toss Curse over the top rope so hard he hits the safety rail. As the referee is getting control, Doomsday stand on either side of Amazon, they each grab one of his shoulders with one hand and rear back with the other. As the bell rings, Amazon is driven to the mat by a brutal double heartpunch. Armageddon exits the ring and Apocalypse drops down to cover Amazon. He gets the pin before any of the other teams realizes what is going on let alone breaks it up. The Dark Ones head back to the locker room in disgust.

John: �That was fast, Doomsday seem to really want another shot at the Tag Team gold.�

Bruce: �They beat the champs a week ago in a non-title match up, but couldn�t get the job done Saturday when the belts were on the line.�

Bloodhunt and Archangel hit the ring at the same time, and go towards Apocalypse. The referee again tries to get control as Armageddon comes in as well. Hollows Eve enters and all five begin to go at it. Aftershock tries to enter the ring, but Tremor comes out of nowhere and nails him with a chair. Tremor picks up his ex -partner and hits the Great Quake onto the concrete. Archangel sees this and goes out after Tremor, who backs away. In the ring Doomsday and the Evil Dead are going at it as the referee tries to restore order. Archangel heads towards Tremor, but gets blindsided by a chair wielding Brimstone, who then hits him with a Headhunter. The two of them then toss Archangel back into the ring and run off.

The referee gets the Evil Dead out of the ring and Sends Apocalypse out as well. Armageddon picks up Archangel and hits him with the Hangman�s Noose. He gets the three count before Bloodhunt can break up the pin. Aftershock helps Archangel out of the ring and they walk to the back, obviously pissed.

John: �Well surprise, the Skull Legion is at it again. It will never make sense to me that guys that big need to cheat.�

Bloodhunt, who tags in Hollows Eve, nails Armageddon from behind. Hollows Eve takes the advantage on the bigger man, and quickly tags in Bloodhunt. The match becomes a violent brawl with both teams going for broke. Not many wrestling maneuvers are used, but a lot of punches and kicks are thrown. The wrestling maneuvers that are used are power moves such as bodyslams, DDTs, powerbombs, powerslams, brainbusters, etc. Doomsday�s power begins to wear out the Evil Dead, who start to slow down.

Suddenly, Phenix appears at ringside and jumps up on the apron, distracting the referee. Hollows Eve grabs Armageddon from behind and Bloodhunt spits his Blood Mist. Armageddon moves out of the way and the mist hits Hollows Eve in the face. Armageddon tosses Bloodhunt over the top rope and nails Hollows Eve with the Hangman�s Noose. He then tags Apocalypse, who ascends the turnbuckle, and Doomsday executes their Powerbomb/Chokeslam combo. The referee turns around in time to see the cover and counts to three. Phenix and Bloodhunt enter the ring but get chased off by the return of Brimstone and Tremor. The Skull Legion tosses Hollows Eve out of the ring, and then head back to the locker room. The Evil Dead stalk towards the back as well. The crowd boos the whole time.

Bruce: �Well with help or without help Doomsday did look impressive out there tonight. Now they go on to Weekend at Bernie�s to face the Champs, the Destruction Crew, for the gold.�

John: �Perhaps this win can give them the confidence they need to win the belts. And maybe they won�t cheat either, but I won�t hold my breath.�

Bruce: �Now we have two interviews, taped earlier with Mayhem and Fury as they give their thoughts on the J-Crown tourney.�

The live camera cuts away to the backstage interview area, where Mayhem is standing looking into the camera.

Mayhem: �Finally the MOW has gotten with it and is establishing a title for us non mutated superstars. Not everyone is seven feet tall and 500 pounds you know. Although my tag partner and I are moving up in the ranks of the Hardcore Tag division, don�t think that means I�m not a contender for this Title. I�m going to prove to everyone that I�m the best light heavyweight around this fed. So all you other guys better get out of my way, cuz that belt is mine.�

The picture fades away and is replaced with Fury standing in the same interview area. He is jumping up and down and doing tricks on a trapeze.

Fury: �The J-Crown tournament is just another way for me to show off my amazing high flying skills. Just like in the circus I will use death-defying moves to entertain the fans. My brother my have been eliminated already, but I plan on faring much better.�

Fury dismounts the trapeze with an amazing flip and then cartwheels off camera. We then return to the broadcast position.

John: �Well I hope they wrestle better than they talk, and that their match is more interesting than those lame ass promos. Who writes for those two anyway?�

MATCH 2

J-Crown Tourney Match

Loujack: �From Pandoras Box and weighing in at 218 pounds, one half of Pandemonium, Mayhem.�

Kiss�s �Psycho Circus� starts to play as the lights go red and purple. Furry comes bounding down the ramp doing flips and vaults, and trying to fire up the crowd. The fans are still somewhat bored and the reaction is mixed.

Loujack: �Coming to the ring at this time, from the big top of the Vanderstine Circus, and weighing 195 pounds, he is Fury.�

Bruce: �The crowd doesn�t seem to be into either of these two guys, they�ll have to work hard to impress these fans.�

The two lock up and Mayhem quickly goes behind Fury and drops him with a reverse DDT. Fury jumps to his feet and the two trade punches, Fury ducks behind Mayhem and delivers a forearm shiver to the lower back. He then suplexes Mayhem who gets up and answers with a neckbreaker. Fury hits a side suplex and follows with two elbow drops, one to the chest, the other to the head. Mayhem gets up and hits another reverse DDT, then whips Fury to the ropes and does a back body drop. When Fury gets to his feet Mayhem gouges his eyes and hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Fury hits several front kicks to the face and gives out a back elbow smash that sends Mayhem through the ropes.

Fury elbow�s Mayhem off the apron to the floor, and then runs to the far ropes. He comes off the ropes and executes a handspring body splash over the top rope onto Mayhem on the arena floor. The he climbs onto the apron and hits a senton bomb on Mayhem. The crowd begins to get louder and more into the match.

John: �What a move! Right over the top rope, that guy is nuts. And listen to the crowd, they love it!�

The two get back in the ring and Mayhem hits Fury with a face buster, and then suplexes him. Fury once again jumps up to his feet. Fury kicks Mayhem through the ropes and to the floor again, and then hits a springboard plancha off the tope rope. He picks Mayhem up and hits a dragon screw leg whip, then slides into the ring. Mayhem follows and lets out a flurry of punches and kicks. He then whips Fury to the ropes and catches him with an Asai Moonsault off the far ropes. The two trade punches, and Fury catches Mayhem and gives out a pulling piledriver. Fury signals for the top rope, then leaps onto the turnbuckle, from which he attempts a shooting star press. Mayhem blocks the move by putting up his knees, knocking the wind out of Fury. Mayhem goes for a cover but only gets a one count.

Mayhem picks up Fury, whips him to the ropes, and hits a high flipping dropkick. He then tosses him to the ropes again and brings him down with a head scissors takedown. Mayhem locks on a sleeper hold, and tries to slow Fury down. Fury breaks the hold and hits a running clothesline, before hitting an Asai Moonsault of his own. Fury hits a series of kicks, then a back elbow, and another pulling piledriver. Mayhem goes for a rolling scissor kick, but misses, allowing Fury to hit a springboard missile dropkick off of the top rope. Mayhem gets up slowly, and waits for Fury to move in, at which point he bulldogs the circus daredevil. Mayhem hits a sidekick to the head, and then shoots Fury into the corner, and does an impressive double underhook suplex off the top. Fury gets up and kicks Mayhem down, then kicks him in the face. Mayhem gets to his feet and answers with a German suplex, into a pin, getting a two count. Mayhem gets up, obviously upset. Mayhem knocks Fury down with a front kick and then comes off the top rope with a splash, but misses. He gets up and kicks Fury in the head, knocking him down, them picks him up and hits a northern lights suplex. Mayhem gets a two count, but Fury has his foot on the ropes. Mayhem gets up and kicks the bottom rope; the crowd starts to boo him a little. Mayhem tosses Fury out of the ring, and then nails him with a suicide dive, and a DDT on the arena floor. He slides in at the 8 count, and Fury follows. Mayhem watches Fury get to his feet, refusing to quit. He tells the referee to check Fury for weapons, and when the ref turns around he pulls something out of his tights. He waits for Furry to get close then tattoos him with a big right hand, and puts his foot on Fury�s chest as he poses. After the three count the bell rings. The crowd boos as Mayhem walks out of the arena, showing off his roll of quarters.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall at 15:37, Mayhem.�

John: �Well it looks like the Skull Legion aren�t the only cheats around here. That was a great match though, a great match. Listen to the crowd they loved it.�

Bruce: �I loved it too John, Fury had an impressive beginning but failed to capitalize on some key moves. He is a rookie though, so he�ll no doubt improve with time.�

John: �Now we have some pre-taped comments from our next two competitors, the Jester, and Candyman.�

The Jester is shown blowing up balloons and twisting them into something as he talks to the camera.

Jester: �Winning the J-Crown tournament will give me, The Jester, the chance to continue to entertain MOW fans like no one else can. I didn�t get a chance to be that entertaining as the TV Champ, but this will be different. As the J-Crown champ I will do my best to keep everyone happy and excited, besides don�t I look good with a title around my waist?

As he says that Jester reveals what he has made with his balloons, a makeshift title belt which he puts around his waist. He then tosses glitter at the camera and dances out of sight. The screen fades out, and comes into focus with Candyman in the interview area. Cotton Candy, as always is behind him.

Candyman: �Why will Candyman be the first MOW J-Crown Champion? What are you, a moron? Candyman WILL win this little tournament, because I�m the best thing going in this little promotion. Candyman won the Fatal Four-Way Rumble, didn�t he? Yes he did, he went through fifteen other slobs, geeks, and losers to win that ugly cup. Then he pawned the damn thing and bought this gold watch. And by my watch, it�s time I quit wasting my time talking to you sniveling jackasses and got ready for my match. Who got glitter all over the place, anyway? It�s gonna ruin my shoes!�

Candyman and Cotton Candy walk off screen and the camera goes blank. The camera then returns to John and Bruce at the broadcast booth.

John: �It seems both of those men want this title pretty bad, This should be a great match.�

MATCH 3

J-Crown Tourney Match

Loujack: �Hailing from the planet Earth, and weighing 181 pounds, The Jester!�

John: �Jester is pulling double duty tonight, first this match, then he gets a shot to regain the TV Title from Tremor.�

Ozzy Osborne�s, �Mr. Tinker train hits, and Candyman, with Cotton Candy by his side, begins to walk cockily to the ring. Most of the crowd cheer the arrogant wonder; although some boos can be heard as well.

Loujack: �Coming to the ring at this time accompanied by Cotton Candy, from Hershey, PA and weighing in at 226 pounds, Candyman!�

Bruce: �That Candyman is one arrogant s.o.b., and he�s just getting worse as time goes on. If he wins this title, we�ll never hear the end of it.�

The bell rings and the match is underway. Candyman runs at Jester who catches him with a monkeyflip. When Candyman gets to his feet Jester knocks him down with a big right hand. The two trade punches, and Jester tries to shoot Candyman into the ropes. Candyman reverses the whip and hits a drop kick. Jester locks up and drives his knee into Candyman�s ribs repeatedly. They then trade off chops, and Jester catches Candyman with a swinging neckbreaker, and a side Russian leg sweep. They trade chops yet again, and Candyman locks on a sleeper, Jester breaks the hold and nails a hard spinebuster. Candyman goes for a jawbreaker, but Jester blocks it and knocks Candyman down with a hard right hand. Jester then hits an enziguri. Candyman gets to his feet, looking quite angry.

John: �Looks like �Mr. I�m the best around here� is getting a little upset.�

Candyman whips Jester to the ropes and hits a huracanranna, then puts the boots to Jester, before picking him up and hitting another huracanranna. Jester gets up slowly and tries for another swinging neckbreaker, but Candyman bodyslams him to the canvas instead. He then unleashes an offensive flurry on Jester, which includes a DDT, a hard clothesline, a cradle DDT, an elbowdrop, and a clothesline over the top rope. Jester flips over the rope and lands in a heap on the arena floor. Candyman climbs to the top turnbuckle and goes for a frog splash onto a prone Jester, and hits it. Candyman rolls Jester into the ring and attempts a pin, but Jester kicks out at two. Jester gets to his feet and hits Candyman with a hard chop, and a big right hand, both of which don�t affect Candyman at all. Candyman laughs at Jester�s attempt at offense, and whips him into the corner, where he chops at his chest unremorsefully. Jester falls out of the corner and lands on his face; Candy man quickly climbs the ropes and hits a Moonsault. He then picks up Jester and nails him with a dragon suplex, and follows with a German suplex. Candyman waits for Jester to get to his feet and delivers an awesome springboard missile dropkick, then straddles his opponent and taunts him. The crowd roars in approval, as Candyman locks on a modified Camel Clutch. Jester puts up a small fight, and then taps out, and Candyman wins.

Bruce: �He�ll probably call that hold the Candy Clutch� the jerk.�

Loujack: �Winner by submission at 6:45, The Candyman.�

Candyman and Cotton Candy dance to his music for a few moments then make their way to the locker room. Jester gets up and is cheered as he makes his way to the back the same way he came out, through the crowd.

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Commercial Break

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MATCH 4

US Title Match

�T.N.T�, by AC/DC hits as explosions and fireballs go off on stage, one large fireball goes off in the center of the stage, and Fireball Jackson walks out of it. The crowd goes nuts for the streetwise suplex master, as he strides to the ring.

John: �Fireball earned this title shot a week ago by rolling over Amazon and Creature in a three way contest. Let�s see if he can continue his hot streak and win the gold.�

Loujack: �Making his way to the ring from Detroit, MI and weighing in at 243 pounds, the explosive Fireball Jackson!�

Lost by Nevermore plays as Vengeance runs to the ring, the crowd is cheering the Champ quite a bit. Not as loudly as Fireball though. This doesn�t seem to phase Vengeance though.

Loujack: �Weighing in at 240 pounds, he doesn�t know where he came from, the current MOW U.S. Champion, the man with no past, Vengeance.�

Vengeance starts the match by throwing a barrage of punches at Jackson, then scoop slams him and puts the boots to him. The Champ lets Fireball up then hits a neckbreaker, and then mounts his foe and starts to pound his head. Fireball breaks free and hits a variety of suplexes in quick succession, and goes for an early pin. After a one count Vengeance kicks out, and starts to choke the challenger. The referee breaks it up and Vengeance throws Fireball through the ropes. The two go at it outside, punching and kicking each other. Fireball shoots the Champ into the ring steps, and then hits a dragon suplex before tossing Vengeance into the ring.

Fireball begins to hit suplexes at an alarming rate and gets several near falls, but can�t put the champ away. With each failed pin he gets more and more disgruntled. Vengeance uses this to get a slight advantage and hits several moves including bodyslams, a DDT, a Russian leg sweep, and a series of clotheslines. Vengeance catches Jackson off guard and applies the Coils of Vengeance. The Champ strains hard to get the submission, but Fireball gets to the ropes. Fireball gets up and nails Vengeance with a big right hand, then an over the head belly to belly suplex. He then goes outside and gets a stop sign from under the ring, which he brings into the ring and lays Vengeance out with. The Referee calls for the bell and disqualifies Jackson.

Loujack: �Winner by disqualification and STILL MOW U.S. Champion, Vengeance.�

Fireball waits for the Champ to get up then pastes him with the sign again, before tossing it down. The crowd turns on him as he picks up Vengeance, and punches him several times. Fireball then hits the Champ with a Flamestrike onto the stop sign, before taking the title belt from the ref and laying it across Vengeance�s waist. Fireball exits the ring to the boos, and the flying garbage of the fans, whom he taunts with obscene gestures and foul language. He looks at the camera and points to the ring as he says �Look at your (bleep) champ now!� before heading to the back.

Bruce: �Looks like Fireball�s temper got the best of him again. He had a good chance at winning the title tonight if he would have kept his cool. Well it appears that Vengeance isn�t seriously hurt, he�s on his feet and heading to the back. The fans are sure behind him now, listen to these crazy freaks!�

The camera goes out to the parking garage, where we see Bernie Lomax, and his bodyguards. Bernie is in his car with the door open and is tossing garbage into a plastic bag.

Bernie: �Look at all this garbage, I just bought this car. And why does it smell like vinegar? You know I told everyone about our financial state, and then what does that green goof do? Big pyros, explosions, fancy lights, doesn�t he listen? Hey!!!!!!! Why is my glove compartment filled with ketchup packages? Eddie, Phil, I need you guys to go to my office and get the box that says cleaning stuff out of my closet. And don�t get into any trouble, okay?�

Phil and Eddie walk off as Bernie continues to fill his garbage bag and grumbling the whole time. As the bodyguards enter the backstage hallway they bump into the heavily bruised Bad Ass Assassins.

Slicer: �Watch where you�re going, you stupid (bleep)!�

Phil: �Excuse me?�

Warhammer: �You heard him, watch where you�re going. Hey I recognize you two, your Bernie�s new stooges. You better watch where your walking or you might get hurt.�

Eddie: �Are you two little gimps suppose to frighten us? Last time I saw you, they had to scrape your asses of the hood of a Buick.�

Slicer: �Just watch who your bumping into, were ex-Hardcore Tag Champs. We�re a lot tougher than the Sex Machines so don�t think you�ll be able to kick us around like you did them. We�ll beat your asses just as soon as look at your ugly mugs.�

Phil: �Sorry, guys, it was our fault, we didn�t see you.�

Warhammer: �That�s it, show proper respect to the real tough guys around here. Now beat it before we decide to kick your asses, you two bit punks.�

Eddie: �Hey, calm down. It�s like my brother said, it was an accident. Can�t blame you guys, your probably still seeing double from your last match.�

At that comment the Assassins jump the bodyguards, soon all four men are on the floor pounding each other. Soon security is there trying to break up the melee. The four are trying to get at each other, swinging fists and kicking. Bernie comes running up, and gets the situation under control.

Bernie: �Now what? I send you two on a simple errand, and I get this!!! I don�t care who started it, just knock it off. Slicer, Warhammer, don�t you two have somewhere else you should be?�

Slicer: �Yeah, we�ll be getting our gear on, and getting warmed up to kick the (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) out of these to punks, in the ring.�

Warhammer: �Hardcore style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�

The Assassins walk off down the hall, stopping to flip off the bodyguards. Phil and Eddie try to run at them but security cuts them off. They look at Bernie who is beside himself with confusion.

Bernie: �You guys aren�t supposed to be starting fights! You�re supposed to be guarding me, not getting into matches. Oh what the hell, I guess your wrestling the Bad Ass Assassins in a Hardcore Tag match tonight. I have to finish cleaning my car.�

Bernie walks off, shaking his head, as the bodyguards go in the opposite direction. The camera returns to the broadcast position, where John and Bruce look quite surprised.

John: �Bernie�s bodyguards to take on the Bad Ass Assassins? That should be one hell of a fight, the Assassins shouldn�t evan be walking after the beating the Minions gave them. And those bodyguards showed some severe toughness in that match with the Sex Machines.�

Bruce: �And we should have one hell of a match right here as well. General James will make his first Hardcore Title defense against the Rat Bastard. The General made this challenge on Asylum to shut the Rat�s big mouth after the Rat/Judge match. Then James won the title and now this is a title match.�

John: �By the way, the word on the Judge�s injury is that it is a severe back sprain. No time frame on his return as of yet, but I would like to wish him well. Now, back to the violence!!!!!!!!�

MATCH 5

Hardcore Title match

Loujack: �Making his way to the ring from Bastardville and weighing in at 280 pounds, The Rat Bastard.�

The capacity crowd stands up and many begin to salute as �The Star Spangled Banner� begins to play. General James steps out onto the entrance ramp; he is wearing the Hardcore Title around his waist and is standing at attention. He looks around at the crowd, and then gives a big salute to his fans. As the crowd roars their approval, the General marches to the ring.

Loujack: �also weighing in at 280 pounds, and hailing from Washington DC he is the Hardcore Champion, General James.�

Rat Bastard runs at the General, catching him with a boot to the face, before the bell rings. He then lets out a series of kicks, then whips James to the ropes and drives him to the canvas with a big clothesline just as the bell rings. When James gets to his feet, he is nailed with two big right hooks, and then is speared through the ring ropes. Rat begins to taunt the crowd, who are still booing him; he hits the top rope and yells at them to shut up. James re-enters the ring takes Rat down with an arm bar take down, then hits him with a rolling scissor kick as he tries to get up. The General then picks up the Rat and the two lock up, James brings him down with a snap mare takedown, and then sidesteps as the Rat goes for a nut shot. The two lock up again and it becomes a test of strength, which the General seems to be winning. James forces his opponent down to the mat, but Rat fights back, standing up and driving his knee into James�s ribs before suplexing him. Rat drops down and locks on an armwrench for a few moments, then stands up and kicks James in the back of the head. Rat then slides outside and begins to search under the ring for weapons. James slides out as well, and picks up a chair. He gets ready to wallop the Rat with the chair, but Rat turns around and blows a fire extinguisher into James�s face. He then rams the tank into a stunned James�s stomach and then drives it into his back. James falls to the floor and Rat puts the boots to him and chokes him with some electrical wire. The General flips Rat Bastard over his head, then frees himself of the cord and slides back in the ring. Rat Bastard tosses several weapons into the ring then slides in as well. He comes at James with a cookie sheet, only to be assaulted by a barrage of punches and kicks. James disarms Rat and gives him a shoulder breaker, a side suplex, and then a leg lock on the mat. James unloads on the Rat with several weapons including a tire iron, a kendo stick, a 2X4, and a stop sign.

Bruce: �General James is taking no prisoners tonight, look at him go!�

James whips Rat Bastard to the ropes, and then hits a dropkick to the face, knocking the rat off his feet. As Rat Bastard gets to his feet, James unloads a big right hand, but the Rat counters and scoop slams the General. He then drops to his knees and begins to choke James in the middle of the ring. Rat waits for James to get to his feet, and hits him with a spear, then gets him in a leg lock, after releasing the hold; he picks up James and side suplexes him onto a garbage can. Rat picks up a baseball bat, and prepares to nail James with it, but the General beats him to the punch, literally. James punches the Rat Bastard silly, then knocks him down with a big clothesline, only to pick him up and punch him repeatedly into the corner. James backs away to get a running start, and hits a rolling scissor kick, then snap mares the Rat out of the corner, and kicks him in the back of the head. Rat Bastard gets up, and throws some powder into James�s face, and then scoop slams him and begins to choke him again.

John: �Is all that bastard gonna do is choke him? I really hate that guy, he sucks!�

James fights to his feet, and tosses Rat over the ropes, to the arena floor. James follows him out, picks up a steel chair, and gives him six chair shots to the head. He then picks up the Rat and gives him two shoulder breakers in a row, and drops him to the floor. James looks at the crowd and signals for the end, jacking them up even more. James picks up a dazed Rat Bastard and carries him onto the ring apron, from where he jumps, delivering the Fatal Freefall. James covers the Rat for the 1,2,3, and gets the win at 6:47.

James picks up his belt and heads back to the ring as �The Star Spangled Banner� plays again.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall, and still MOW Hardcore Champion, your American Hero�General James!!!!!�

John: �What a great match, General James is turning out to be quite the Hardcore Champ!�

Bruce: �He sure is John, I�m just glad that stupid Rat Bastard got his ass kicked. Now maybe he�ll keep his mouth shut for a while. Too bad this wasn�t a retirement match!�

MATCH 6

Loujack: �Hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin and weighing in at 227 pounds; the ultimate Packer Backer himself, The Amazing Mr. Cheese.�

John: �Geez, the crowd really hates this guy, perhaps he should have came up with a more original gimmick? Or just stayed home, one or the other.�

Ashes to Ashes by Faith No More begins to play as the lights go out, and then come back on as orange strobes. Phenix appears on the entrance ramp, and begins stalking to the ring. A huge outline of a bird, made of fire appears on the Madvision, in the middle of the outline is the symbol of the Evil Dead.

Loujack: �Coming to the ring from Chicago IL and weighing 260 pounds, he represents the Evil Dead, Phenix is here.�

Bruce: �Well at last, we get to see Phenix in action. He made big waves last week when he accompanied the Evil Dead in their going away beat down of Mechanic. The first Slaughterhouse Champion is apparently in the MOW for now, and Mr. Cheese ought to be running for his damn life.�

After the bell rings, Mr. Cheese walks up to Phenix, and extends his hand for Phenix to shake. Phenix looks at Mr. Cheese as if the yellow goof is a retard; Mr. Cheese smiles and nods his head. Phenix goes to shake Cheese�s hand, but gets his eyes poked instead. Cheese drops to his knees and hits a nut shot, then spins around and delivers a drop toehold. Cheese rakes Phenix�s back as he gets to his feet, then goes for a schoolboy pin. Phenix easily kicks out after a one count and jumps to his feet. Mr. Cheese comes at him with a three-point charge, but Phenix counters with a drop toehold of his own. He then picks Cheese up off of his feet with a two handed choke, and tosses him to the mat. Mr. Cheese gets up and signals for a test of strength, which Phenix easily wins. Phenix then climbs the ropes and hits a missile dropkick, then picks up the yellow wonder and assails him with a flurry of punches and kicks. He then press slams Cheese and follows up with a release German suplex, heavy martial arts kicks, a somersault splash, and a powerbomb. Cheese gets up and Phenix starts to hit kicks to his knees and head, leaving Cheese a bit wobbly. Phenix throws Cheese over the top rope, and then hits him with a springboard splash off of the top rope to the floor. Phenix tosses Cheese into the ring, and walks towards him, only to be hit in the groin again. Cheese then goes for another schoolboy, which Phenix kicks out of. Phenix kicks Cheese in the head, then signals to the back.

Bruce: �What is he doing? Oh no, here come the Dead!!!!!!!!!!�

The Evil Dead come out of the crowd, and into the ring, where they circle Cheese and begin to beat him down. Besides the five members of the group there is another man, dressed in crossbones adorned pants, and carrying a chair. The unnamed man tattoos Cheese�s head several times with the chair, before the Dead drop him to the mat. The Evil Dead exit the ring as the lights in the arena begin to fade and blink. As soon as they arrived, they are gone.

Loujack: �Winner by disqualification, and STILL undefeated, The Amazing Mr. Cheese.�

As Mr. Cheese walks back to the locker room, the lights stop flickering, and the fans start to boo him all over again. The camera follows Cheese to the back where he passes the Lord of Hellfire, giving the ex-champ a wide berth. Hellfire is talking to Amazon, and Curse, the Dark Ones.

Hellfire: �Hey sorry about that four way earlier, nothing personal ya know? Anyway back to business, I want you to turn up the heat on �you know who� cuz I want that other one out of here. Do you understand me? I want him DESTROYED!!!!!!!!�

The camera returns to the broadcast location, to the surprised faces of John and Bruce.

Bruce: �What do you suppose that was all about?�

John: �I have no idea, but if Hellfire is involved it can�t be good for whoever they were talking about.�

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Commercial Break

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MATCH 7

Hardcore Tag Match

The Assassins get to their feet and run into the ring themselves, a violent melee begins as all four men pummel each other vigorously. The match degenerates quickly into a pier six brawl with lots of punches and kicks. The bodyguards begin to hit their arsenal of DDTs again, and take control, somewhat of the match. Both teams exit the ring and begin to fight through the crowd, using whatever the fans hand them as weapons. Soda cups, both full and empty are used as well as frying pans, road signs, one fan�s shoe, and of course� chairs.

They soon end up in the concourse of the arena, surrounded by fans. The Assassins try to gain an offense but several DDTs onto the hard floor end that. The bodyguards whip the Assassins into the wall near the concession stand, and then try to follow with body blocks. The Assassins move out of the way and the bodyguards crash into the wall. Slicer runs at Phil, and attempts a spear, but Phil counters with a choke. Eddie picks up Warhammer, then tosses him into the air and hits a � turn neckbreaker, then picks up Hammer and steps behind him. As Phil is choking Slicer, Eddie grabs Warhammer by the hair and pulls his head back, so he can talk trash and then spit in his face. Warhammer gets dropped, head first to the cold, hard floor, with a Death Drop DDT. Slicer escapes Phil�s choke and tries to break up the ensuing pin, only to be axe-handled repeatedly, and driven to the floor. Eddie covers Warhammer and gets the three count.

The bodyguards then put the boots to the Assassins, then pick each one up, to deliver a double � turn neckbreaker, to each in turn. Phil and Eddie then walk off, as the fans go nuts.

The camera remains in the concourse as John and Bruce comment on the match. People start to yell and point as something is going on in the concession stand.

John: �Things aren�t going very well for the Assassins are they? First that beating they took at the hands of the Minions last week and now this.�

Bruce: �They definitely weren�t 100% in that match, hardly no offense at all. Both were still quite bruised from last week, and Slicer had a very obvious limp. Not to take away from Bernie�s boys though, what a couple of brutes. Where did he find those two animals anyway?

John: �I have no idea� what�s going on in the concession stand?�

Behind the counter of the concession stand, Doom is tearing through boxes of replica title belts, trying them on then tossing them aside. Warlock is on the other side of the stand, yelling and pointing at the monster. Doom tears the whole stand down, then starts to grab anyone, men, women, children, and old ladies, anyone who has a replica of the TV Title belt. He grabs them and rips the belt off of them, inspects it, tosses it to the ground and moves on to the next one. Warlock grabs Doom as he prepares to give an elderly woman the Whirling Dervish, and pulls him away. Warlock chastises Doom, who cocks his head for a moment then follows Warlock away from the fans. The elderly woman picks up her fake title belt, then gives Doom the middle finger and walks off.

The camera returns to the broadcast position where John and Bruce look amazed.

John: �Apparently Warlock hasn�t convinced Doom that the TV Title belt is not his personal property.�

Bruce: �Poor Warlock, did you see him? That guy is gonna end up in some kind of a home if he doesn�t calm down.�

John: �Speaking of the TV Title, next up we have new champ Tremor, taking on ex-champ Jester. Let�s hope Warlock can keep Doom busy for the next twenty minutes or so.�

MATCH 8

TV Title Match

Loujack: �From the planet Earth, weighing in at 181 pounds, the one man party� here is Jester!!!�

Bruce: �I wonder how well the Jester will do, in this, his second match of the night. This guy just lives to entertain the people.�

�Snap you Fingers, Snap you Neck� by Prong begins to play and two parallel lines of flames stretch down the entrance ramp, as the lights turn red. Tremor walks out of the back, the title belt slung over his shoulder, and walks towards the ring to a chorus of boos and jeers.

John: �Look at that monster!�

Loujack: �Weighing in at 391 pounds and hailing from San Andreas, CA; the current MOW Television Champion, he represents the Skull Legion, the Master of the Great Quake, Tremor.�

Jester runs at Tremor, who grabs the smaller man and whips him into the far ropes, and back body drops him to the canvas. Jester jumps up to his feet and starts to chop at Tremor�s chest, when that has no effect; he gives out three quick jabs and a big chop, none of which affects the Champ. Jester then attempts an irish whip, but Tremor reverses it and back body drops him again. Tremor picks up Jester, gets him in a headlock, rears back, and nails him with a hard right hand. Jester gets to his feet and ducks behind Tremor, and attempts a release German suplex on the big man. When he can�t get the move off, he dropkicks Tremor�s legs out from under him, then hops onto the top rope and dropkicks him when he gets up. Tremor whips Jester into the corner, and then goes for a superplex, but Jester punches him off the turnbuckle.

Jester then catches Tremor with a flying headscissor take down off of the top. Jester chops Tremor�s chest again then hits a back elbow, and goes to whip Tremor to the ropes, holds on and drives his knee into Tremors ribs instead. Jester hits an enziguri, then and Asai Moonsault off the second rope, and attempts a pin. Tremor kicks out before the referee�s hand hits the mat once, tossing Jester three feet into the air.

Tremor then slows the pace down, with an outburst of power moves including two back-to-back sidewalk slams, a short arm clothesline, a backbreaker, a gut buster, and many others. During this offensive attack, Doom, followed by Warlock, comes down to ringside and tries once again to get the title belt.

Bruce: �You know, security is pretty screwed up around here lately. With Bonecrusher as commissioner of the Slaughterhouse, his boys aren�t paying attention.�

Tremor clotheslines Jester over the top rope, then begins to taunt the crowd who boo him loudly. Jester gets to his feet but bumps into Doom who shoves him down. The referee comes out to get control and gets into a tug of war with Doom over the title belt. Jester slides under the ropes and runs at Tremor, who hits a big boot to Jester�s face, then signals for the Great Quake.

Outside the ring, Doom stares at the ref, who is pulling very hard at the title belt. Doom looks into the ring, and just lets go of the strap, causing the ref to fall backwards into the security guards, and they all fall in a heap.

As Doom grabs a steel chair and enters the ring on one side, Aftershock hops the security rail with a chair of his own and enters on the other side. Aftershock proves quicker than Doom, as he climbs to the top rope, and jumps off, nailing Tremor in the head with an aerial chair shot. Aftershock drops down and rolls out of the ring, taunting his ex-partner as he returns the way he came. As Tremor falls to the mat, Jester stands up, looks down at his opponent, and then falls sickly on top of Tremor as a result of a horrific chair shot from Doom.

Warlock jumps up on the apron and holds out a replica of the TV Title belt, baiting the beast. Doom follows Warlock who quickly walks to the locker room with Doom right behind him. The referee gets to his senses, slides into the ring, while still holding the title belt, and counts to three.

Tremor and Jester begin to get to their feet, slowly, as the ref gives Jester the title belt. Jester takes a look at the belt, then at Tremor, and then runs away through the crowd.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall and NEW MOW Television Champion� THE JESTER!!!!!!!�

Tremor rises to his feet, and grabs the referee, yelling at him. The referee points to the Madvision, where the replay is playing. Tremor�s face twists with hare when he sees his ex-partner waylaying him with a chair. Tremor looks at the ref, then gives him a Great Quake and exits the ring. As he walks back to the locker room, the crowd continues to boo him.

John: �Warlock failed to keep Doom busy that�s for damn sure. And what about Tremor? What a sore loser. I don�t think we have seen the last of his bitter feud with Aftershock.�

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Mr. Pickle is seated in his office, his desk and chair are held together with green duct tape, as a result of the �visitors� he had last week. G-4 is standing off to the side, leaning against the wall, and Mr. Cheese is seated across from the commissioner.

Mr. Pickle: �Look at this place, what a mess. Don�t ever invite the Skull Legion over for coffee, look what they do to furniture. So Mr. Cheese, what can I do you for?�

Mr. Cheese: �Well I�m not very happy here in the MOW. And I wanted to talk to you about it.�

Mr. Pickle: �Not happy? After all the letters and messages you sent me? After all those months camped out in your yellow van in the Boneyard parking lot? You finally get in and you�re unhappy?�

Mr. Cheese: �Well at first I was ecstatic, but now it just seems that no one likes me here. I keep getting beat up. Beat up by nearly everyone, for everything I do. I can see getting beat up in the ring, but asking for an autograph, or trying to initiate polite conversation? I think everyone hates me, and I was thinking about just going home.�

Mr. Pickle: �You mean quitting? You can�t do that, you�re undefeated, the first guy in the MOW to do that! Listen, you�re the new guy, right? Well the new guy always gets picked on, ya know? After a while, you�ll make some friends, I mean G-4 and I like you. The other guys will come around after a while, just give it some time.�

Mr. Cheese: �You and G-4 like me? But I beat him in my first match.�

Mr. Pickle: �Of course we like you! Don�t we like him G-4?�

G-4 rolls his eyes and nods his head saying �yeah, sure, whatever� then goes back to staring at the ceiling. Mr. Pickle gets up to his feet, and starts to walk Cheese towards the door.

Mr. Pickle: �So buck up little camper, everything will be fine. Trust me. And to show you, my biggest fan, that I truly do like you. I�ll have G-4 here walk you to your locker room to make sure none of the other boys in the back hurt you. Hey, G-4!!! Walk Mr. Cheese here to his locker room and make sure NONE OF THE OTHER GUYS touch him. Okay?�

G-4: �Make sure none of the OTHER guys touch him, huh? I can do that, no problem. Lets go Cheese.�

Mr. Cheese: �Thanks a lot you guys! You�re the best; you really put it into perspective for me Mr. Pickle, thanks a million.�

Mr. Cheese escorted by the G-4, leaves Mr. Pickle�s office. As Pickle tries to close his door, Bernie Lomax walks into the office and sits down in the chair Cheese was in.

Mr. Pickle walks back to his chair and sits down; he has some papers in front of him.

Mr. Pickle: �Yes I did. Those two bodyguards of yours are something else, couple of real mean hombres. You know, they�ve had two matches now, and have done great! So I was thinking that we should give them wrestling contracts. The crowd seems to like them a bit as well. What do you think?�

Bernie: �Well, I have been receiving threats, since you recommisioned me, and I fear for my safety. I would really like to retain Phil and Eddie as my personal security. For my own piece of mind.�

Mr. Pickle: �I was reviewing their contracts here, though, and they are signed as wrestlers. They�re making to much money to be wasted as security.�

Bernie: �I gave them wrestling contracts in case they had to defend me in the ring. I did it for insurance reasons only.�

Mr. Pickle: �That�s nice. As of now, though, they are full time wrestlers. Sorry Bernie old buddy, but that�s just too much cabbage to fork out for bodyguards. You�re listed as their manager on the contracts, so you can just do that. Then you don�t have to worry about threats and such, okay? Good, now if you don�t mind, my three best of three matches start tonight and I�m very excited.�

Bernie: �While we�re on the subject of that, how did you pick the six men in this series?�

Mr. Pickle: �I put the names of all the wrestlers on the roster in a hat, and picked nine names. We have a lot of talent here you know, it�s a good thing that G-4 wears such a big hat!�

Bernie: �You determined who should wrestle for the World Title by picking names out of a hat?�

Mr. Pickle: �Good idea, huh? Well it�s almost time for the first match, I have to call down to the ring and inform Loujack what kind of matches they will be. Oh where did I put that fishbowl with the matches in?�

Bernie: �One more thing, we�re not really going to have the PPV at my house are we? It was all a joke right?�

Mr. Pickle: �Oh no!!!!!!! It was definitely not a joke. We�re in dire straights, this is just what we need to make some money and have some fun. Don�t worry about a thing I�ve got it all under control. Now I really am busy so see ya.�

At that Mr. Pickle starts to pick pieces of paper out of a fish bowl, totally ignoring Bernie. Bernie sighs deeply and leaves the office, heading down the hall. Not far from Pickle�s office he runs into G-4 and Mr. Cheese. G-4 is holding a very unconscious Mr. Cheese by the neck with his left hand, and is pounding his right hand into Cheese�s head. He delivers short, powerful punches that rock Mr. Cheese�s head back and forth, and has already bloodied his nose and split his lip open.

Bernie: �Hey!!! Knock that off and come with me, I need to talk to you.�

G-4 lets Mr. Cheese slide down the wall and to the floor in a heap, and walks off with Bernie. The camera returns to the arena, and circles it once. Back at the broadcast table, John and Bruce await the next match.

John: �I don�t even want to speculate what is going on now. It is getting very odd around here.�

Bruce: �Well we have fulfilled all of our sponsorship obligations for tonight�s show, so lets get on with the matches. I see Loujack is off of the phone and entering the ring, so the gimmicks have been chosen. I wonder if that steel cage hanging above the ring will get used tonight?�

MATCH 9

Pickle Best of Three "TKO Match"

Loujack: �Ladies and gentlemen, tonight�s first best of three match will be a T.K.O match. The first wrestler who can�t answer the referee�s ten count will lose the match.�

�Working Man� by Rush begins to play as Steamroller Stan begins to walk to the ring without any fanfare. The crowd cheers the big ex-trucker as he strides down to the ring.

Loujack: �Hailing from Pittsburg PA and weighing in at 330 pounds, representing the Alliance, the One Man Convoy, Steamroller Stan!�

Stan enters the ring and stands dead center, then raises his right fist high above his head. The crowd roars in approval, the sound is deafening.

John: �Stan�s recent winning streak, and his down to earth personality have really made a difference in his crowd reaction.�

No music plays as Guardian comes stalking to the ring. The crowd boos him and he stops to regard them. He spits on the ramp, shakes his head in disgust and stomps down to the ring.

John: "what is he doing here? I thought he quit the MOW?"

Loujack: �Formerly of the Alliance, and weighing 285 pounds, he is the Lone Wolf, The Guardian.�

Bruce: "Well according to these notes from Mr. Pickle, It seems that the Guardian must fulfill 3 more dates on his contract or he must payback his entire salary for the year"

John: "yeouch, thats tough, hey how come I never got any notes?"

Bruce: "Were'nt you at that meeting earlier today?"

John: "What meeting!??!"

Bruce: �Wll anyway, since cutting ties with the Alliance, Guardian has had quite and attitude change. He sure does look like a miserable cuss.�

John: "hey" Stan is standing in the middle of the ring, as Guardian walks around him, shaking his head. He walks up to Stan, and the two begin to argue, and Guardian starts to poke Stan in the chest. Stan looks down at his one time ally, and shakes his head, an apathetic look on his face.

Guardian gets right in Stan�s face and starts to shout loudly, then shoves the bigger man. Stan steps right back up to his opponent, clearly upset. Guardian rears back and slaps Stan right across the mouth once, then twice, and then tries for a third one. Stan blocks the third slap, and drives the smaller man to the canvass with a standing clothesline. He stands over Guardian and extends his hand to help him off of the mat.

Guardian accepts the hand and lets Stan help him up, but as he gets to his feet he drives his shoulder into Stan�s chest repeatedly. He then releases Stan�s hand, and drives his foot into the trucker�s midsection, then labels him with a powerful right punch, knocking Stan down.

Guardian points at Stan, and the referee begins to count, but he only gets to three before Stan gets up. Once on his feet, Stan is brought down by a powerful spear from Guardian, who mounts him and begins to pummel his head. Guardian gets to his feet, and waits for Stan to get up, but gives him a big boot to the head when he gets to his knees. The referee starts to count again, but Stan is up at the four count, and doesn�t look pleased. Stan grabs Guardian and tosses him into the corner, following him in with a clothesline, then superplexes him. Stan delivers an offensive flurry that includes mostly powermoves, but gets no more than a couple of two counts

John: �These two are going at it pretty heavy, I don�t think it will be long before one of them is out cold.�

Stan runs at Guardian who moves to the side and hits a bulldog, then stomps on his head, and delivers a jumping elbow drop. He has the referee count again, and he gets to six. Guardian waits for Stan to get to his feet and tries for another big right hand, but Stan blocks it and whips him to the ropes. Stan follows him and goes for a clothesline, but Guardian drops to his knees and pulls the top rope down, causing Stan to go over the top rope.

Then he gets to his feet and comes off of the far ropes, running towards Stan and knocking him into the broadcast table with a baseball slide. Outside the ring Guardian picks up a steel chair, and blasts Stan in the head�five times in a row. Then he picks up Stan and whips him into the ring post, then back into the ring. The referee begins to count, and gets to eight before Stan gets to his feet as Guardian climbs back into the ring.

Bruce: �Look at Stan!!!!!! He�s busted wide open, what a mess! And his sunglasses are broken! I�m surprised he�s still able to stand!�

Guardian attacks Stan with rights and lefts, and then tosses him through the ropes, back to the arena floor. Stan gets up slowly as Guardian approaches with another steel chair. As he swings the chair, Stan kicks him in the gut and takes the chair from him, then whacks him right on the top of the head with all his force. Guardian slumps across the broadcast table, as Stan looks at the chair, which is bent. Stan climbs up onto the broadcast table and taunts the crowd, who go wild.

John: �No, No, No, DON�T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!�

Stan picks up Guardian and gives him the Steel City Slam onto the announce table, which shatters under the weight and force. After getting to his feet, Stan picks up Guardian and tosses him into the ring. Stan enters the ring and goes to stand in the corner, as the referee begins to count.

Referee: �One�two�three�four�five�six�seven�eight�nine�TEN!!!!�

The bell rings and the match is over. Stan exits the ring and heads to the locker room amidst the cheers of the crowd. Some of the MOW security come down to the ring and revive Guardian, then help him out of the ring and to the back. John and Bruce take their seats and try to collect their notes; their table is utterly demolished.

Loujack: �Winner by TKO�Steamroller Stan!�

Bruce: �Why do they always have to wreck THIS table? There are lots of tables around here, why do they smash ours all to hell?�

MATCH 10

Pickle Best of Three "I Quit Match"

Loujack: �The second of tonight�s first best of three matches will be contested under I Quit rules. The first wrestler to get his opponent to say the words �I Quit� will win the match.�

Resurrection by Halford begins to play as The Axe strides to the ring, the crowd boos him as he makes his way to the ring.

Loujack: �Weighing in at 232 pounds, and hailing from Chicago IL, sharp as a blade, he is The Axe.�

Some cheesy Dance music plays as Millinator comes out to a small disco-like light show. The crowd boos as the seven footer dances at the top of the ramp and then struts to the ring.

John: �Both of these men have been associated with Bernie Lomax in the past and as of late, that most likely is the cause of the crowd�s negative reaction.�

Loujack: �Coming to the ring at this time, he hails from and weighs in at 450 pounds; he�s big, he�s bad, and he CAN dance!!!!!!! Millinator!�

The two start off the match quickly, trading punches with great force. Soon Axe has Millinator reeling, and whips him into the corner, following up with a spear. Axe then gets to his feet and drives his shoulder into Millinator�s midsection several times. Millinator sandwiches Axe�s torso between his right elbow and knee then shoves him halfway across the ring. The two bulls collide in the middle of the ring, and lock up. Millinator wins out and lifts Axe up into a hanging vertical suplex, where he holds him for several seconds, before bringing him down hard. Millinator gets the advantage for a while and dishes out several body and press slams, another vertical suplex, a fire-thunder driver, a Samoan drop, and then applies a gangster stretch. Axe fights his way to the ropes and breaks the hold. Millinator comes at Axe again, but gets clotheslined down to the mat. Axe puts the boots to him, and then picks him up and suplexes him, following up with an elbow drop to the right knee. The two spend the next few minutes going back and forth, exchange the advantage several times and locking on several submission holds.

Bruce: �This has been a very back and forth match so far, but I think that Millinator and his Millicrunch will have the advantage in the end. The Axe is not known for the strength of his submission skills.�

Axe gets the advantage and hits Millinator with the Axeblade, knocking him down hard. Axe then looks a bit out of sorts as he decides what to do next. He slaps on a figure four leg-lock, and begins to apply pressure on Millinator�s right knee. Millinator fights the hold, and ends up rolling over and reversing it. Axe releases the hold and gets up to his feet, only to be forearmed in the back by Millinator, who then gives him a backbreaker. Millinator then knocks Axe down and stomps on his lower back several times, then drives both of his knees down into Axe�s spine. Then he drags Axe into the center of the ring, and applies the Millicrunch, pulling back with all his might. It doesn�t take Axe long to tap out, and say �I Quit� thus making Millinator the victor.

Loujack: �Winner by submission, Millinator.�

Both men take turns exiting the ring and returning to the locker room area, Millinator first, then Axe. As The Axe makes his way to the back, the steel cage above the ring begins to lower. An ominous feeling begins to permeate through the arena, as the sixteen- foot high, steel monstrosity, envelopes the ring. The cage touches down on the arena floor, and seems to have a presence all its own. Steve Loujack seems to shudder as the cage settles into place.

MATCH 11

Pickle Best of Three "Cage Match"

Loujack: �Ladies and gentlemen, the next match will be a steel cage match. The only way to win the match is to climb out of the cage. The first man to hit the floor wins the contest.�

John: �Hellfire and Zombie in a cage? It�s a good thing that Commissioner Pickle chose a cage match for these two as the Skull Legion and the Evil Dead are most likely enemies. And neither side knows the meaning of the words �fair fight�.�

Bruce: �That�s right, neither side has made a move against the other, but since Zombie used to be Hellfire�s right hand man, then turned on him to form the Evil Dead, who knows where the battle lines are.�

I, Zombie Remix by White Zombie begins to play as the Zombie lurches down to the ring. The lights go blue and flash on and off like a lightning storm. The crowd reaction is mixed, with just a hint more boos than cheers.

Loujack: �Making his way to the ring at this time from Death Valley, NV and weighing in at 237 pounds; representing the Evil Dead, the nightmarish �Zombie.�

Zombie walks all the way around the ring, surveying the cage, before entering the steel cell. The lights turn an eerie red and Type O Negative�s �Blood and Fire� begins to play. A large ring of fire comes to life on the side of the entrance stage, the flames are three feet high, and smoke billows up from them. The Lord of Hellfire rises slowly through the fire, and stands there a minute before walking through the flames and making his way to the ring. The crowd boos the ex-champ, but a few cheers can be heard as well.

Loujack: �Making his way to the ring from Hell, Michigan, he is the leader of the Skull Legion; standing at 7�11� tall and weighing in at 460 pounds, the one and only, Lord of Hellfire.�

Loujack exits the ring, as Hellfire reaches the bottom of the ramp. The monster stands and watches as the referee chains and locks the door of the cage. Hellfire grabs the steel and begins to climb up the cage, stopping as he straddles the top to taunt the crowd. Then he drops into the belly of the beast, and stares at Zombie.

John: �Did you see that? He climbed into the cage! It looks as if Hellfire is sending a message to the Zombie, and that message is, if I can climb in, I can damn sure climb out!�

Bruce: �Yeah, we all know the Zombie is not renowned for his climbing ability.�

The two are on each other with demonic intent, punching and kicking with great force. Zombie gouges Hellfire�s eyes, and then sends him into the steel. Zombie tries to climb the cage but the near eight- footer easily pulls him off and slams him hard. Then Hellfire picks Zombie up by the neck with both hands, and lifts him up off his feet. He shakes the dead one like a rag doll, and then throws him into the cage, nailing him with a spear as he bounces off. Hellfire then straddles the dazed Zombie and starts ultimate punching him. Zombie fights free and catches Hellfire with a swinging neckbreaker. He then waits for Hellfire to get halfway to his feet, and then bulldogs him down, and attempts to climb the cage.

John: �I don�t know if Zombie is being smart and trying to win the match, or if he just doesn�t want to be in that cage with Hellfire!�

Hellfire gets to his feet and shakes his head; he grabs hold of the cage and shakes it till Zombie falls off, then gives him a double knee drop. For the next ten minutes, the two go at it fiercely, using the most devastating moves they can, and using the cage as well. Hellfire is bloodied after three minutes, and tries to climb the cage twice, unsuccessfully. Zombie tries to climb the cage ten times and is un-bloody after ten minutes of brutal war. Zombie pushes Hellfire�s face into the cage, and drags it back and forth as if he were grating some cheese. Zombie drives the eight-foot monster down with the Cranium Cracker, and immediately begins to ascend the cage. Hellfire gets to his feet and climbs as well, once he is beside the Zombie, on the top rope, he brings him back to the ring. He accomplishes this by side Russian leg sweeping Zombie off the rope.

Hellfire picks Zombie up, and puts him over his shoulder, like a sack of potatoes. Then he runs across the ring, and throws the Zombie at the cage, like a spear. Zombie�s body seems to compress as he hits the steel, face first, and drops to the ring. Hellfire picks up Zombie, who is now a bloody mess, and does the same move again, to even more gruesome results. Zombie�s forehead is totally torn open, and his entire face is blanketed in blood. His long white hair is plastered to his face, which drips blood onto his chest where it runs down to his waist in crimson rivulets.

Bruce: �Now both of them are bleeding like stuck pigs! Look at all that blood! They are gonna need medical attention after this is over.�

Hellfire, whose face is also a bloody mess, walks over to Zombie and starts to try stomping him through the mat. He relents his attack, and begins to climb the cage, in the corner. Zombie fights his way to his feet, and begins to pursue him. Hellfire straddles the cage, but Zombie straddles it right behind him.

Hellfire starts to swing his other leg over, but Zombie locks on a sleeper hold. He tightens his hold, trying to put the big monster out. Hellfire continues to fight, but Zombie wraps his legs around his waist, and locks the hold on deeper. With no other choice, Hellfire swings his leg back inside, and slides down the cage.

When his feet touch the top rope, he grabs onto the wall of the cage, and holds on tight. Hellfire begins to bounce up and down on the top rope, while still holding onto the cage. Zombie tries to tighten the hold, but can�t give it anymore. After building up good momentum, Hellfire releases his grip on the cage and wraps his massive arms around Zombie�s legs. Hellfire�s almost inhuman strength, coupled with the momentum of the ring ropes, catapults the two backwards towards the mat. The Zombie�s body hits the mat and takes almost all of the impact, causing him to not only release the hold, but to lie there in a heap resembling a lump of clay.

Hellfire starts to get up, shaking the cobwebs from his head. Once on his feet, he gives the throat-cut signal, calling for the end. Hellfire picks up Zombie and drives him Straight to Hell. Zombie lies on the mat, quivering, but Hellfire isn�t done. He picks him up and gives him a second Straight to Hell, before ascending the cage. Once he is straddling the top, he turns to regard the Zombie, who is starting to move, then swings his leg over, and drops the sixteen feet to the arena floor.

Bruce: �Holy� cow!!!! What a match! Look at those two, they look like hell!�

Loujack: �Winner of the cage match, The Lord of Hellfire.�

The Zombie gets to his feet inside the cage, and stares right at Hellfire, their gazes� lock in hate. Suddenly, the rest of the Evil Dead, even the mystery man from earlier, surrounds Hellfire. They begin to pound the tired and bloody man, as the Zombie goads them on. After a few moments, Hellfire gets help, in the form of the Skull Legion. Soon both factions are fighting, around the ring, and in the stands, even Zombie and Brimstone inside the ring. Chairs and other weapons are being used, and chaos takes over.

John: �Holy (bleep)!! What the (bleep) is going on? (Bleep) It�s like world war three down here!! I don�t kn(bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep).�

Bruce: �I think what my foul language-spewing colleague is trying to say is that we are heading for higher ground, see you Sunday! Good night everybody!�

Bruce and John run off from the ring area, and up the entrance ramp, as the two groups do battle. Both the Skull Legion and the Evil Dead are going at it full force. The ringside area is a combat zone, several cameramen are knocked down/out, and several cameras are used as weapons, as well as anything else not tied down. The Mountain Dew miniblimp�s camera gets an aerial shot of the carnage. It focuses on it for a couple of seconds, and then the camera changes to Mr. Pickle�s office. The commissioner is standing up in front of his desk, his back to the camera. He is watching a monitor; over his shoulder we see the aerial footage of the two-way riot. Mr. Pickle turns to face the camera, smiling ear to ear, and says.

Mr. Pickle: �I�m not happy about losing my car, but this is what I call exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!�

The MOW copyright info comes up and the show is over.