John Taurus: �Well after months and months of legal disputes, the MOW is back with the best damn show in Virtual Entertainment. Nobody can stop the MOW.�
Bruce: �Well you�re right on that one as usual John, the MOW is back and ready to knock the socks of the competition and the doubters out there with one hell of a product.
John: �Bruce, what do you say we sit back and enjoy this shall we?�
The lights at the MOW Arena go out for several seconds and then, BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The arena is filled with light and sound as the largest indoor fireworks display allowed by law rocks the place to the rafters. Then the Madvision jumbo screen comes to life.
The Madmania logo appears on the screen, and then the screen goes black. A large number SIXTEEN, apparently carved out of granite fills the screen. The voice over goes � Sixteen men will enter�. Footage of all the competing wrestlers, performing their finishing moves and victory taunts fill the screen one at a time. As each wrestler is shown the voice over states the wrestlers name. �Fireball Jackson, The Axe, Sex Pistol, The Amazon, Bernie Lomax, The Curse, Armageddon, Rat Bastard, Narn the Mad Celt, Bloodhunt, Apocalypse, Love Gunn, Millinator, Candyman, The Judge, Mechanic. The granite SIXTEEN appears again and the voice over says, � Sixteen will battle, only one will claim the prize�. A large trophy appears on the screen. It is a silver and gold trophy in the shape of a medieval gauntlet, resting on a base of black onyx. The base has platinum filled engraving on it. The camera pans up to show several bundles of money in the bowl of the trophy. The voice over says � Ten thousand dollars�. A large question mark, also made of granite appears on the screen. The voice over intones, � Who will claim the prize?� as the question mark explodes. The screen once again goes black, and the words � WHO WILL SURVIVE� appear in blood red letters that drip down the screen. Then there�s a flash of white light and the words �Fatal Four Way Rumble� fill the screen in letters of fire. These words stay for a few seconds then fade away as the screen.
The screen again goes black for about five seconds, and then is filled with car crashes, train wrecks, buildings exploding, nuclear test footage, and scenes of general destruction. The scenes of destruction morph into footage of the Destruction Crew in action and their logo slides across the screen. The voiceover says, �Devastator, Decimator, The Destruction Crew. Many have tried. All have failed. Like a runaway train they have destroyed all in their path.� The crew footage is quickly replaced by footage of Ricochet in action. Voiceover:� Can these two youngsters prevail where so many have failed, or are they just two more obstacles in the Crew�s path to immortality? Only time can tell.�
Footage of the Skull Legion and The Alliance doing battle is superimposed with each group�s logo. Voiceover:� And in a grudge match for pride and honor, the forces of evil led by The Lord of Hellfire will do battle against The Alliance led by The Guardian. As the footage of the Legion and the Alliance begins to fade the Madmania logo appears again, amidst a flurry of explosions. Voiceover � Welcome to Madmania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1�
The house lights come on as the now fired up crowd begins to scream and howl into the night. Signs are seen in the audience:
�Pickle 3:16�
�HELLFIRE, send Me to hell�
�Bernie sux�
The cameras pan the entire audience and then settle on Bruce Kincaid and John Taurus.
Bruce: � What a promo! The guys in the truck outdid themselves tonight. What do you think John?�
John:� You can say that again Bruce, what a video package. It really gives you a feel of what to expect tonight doesn�t it?�
Bruce:� It sure does John, it sure does. Well let�s go over the card here.
John: � Right. To start things off we have the first ever Madmania Rumble. Sixteen men will compete with one survivor winning that beautiful three foot tall trophy and ten-thousand dollars in cold hard cash.�
Bruce: � The purse on that one should make for an interesting match. Then we have Tremor vs. Aftershock in a Falls count Anywhere match. �
John: � You know Bruce, I really don�t like the attitude of Tremor since joining the despicable Skull Legion. I hope Aftershock puts him in his place.�
Bruce: � Well I agree with you on that one John. That should be one hell of a grudge match. And speaking of grudge matches don�t forget part one of the Alliance vs. the Skull Legion, Archangel will meet up with the dangerous Brimstone. Rumor has it Brimstone has something up his sleeve.�
John: � Then it�s the first of two Hardcore tournament finals matches as the Bad Ass Assassins go up against the Minions for the Hardcore Tag Titles. Who do you favor in that one Bruce?�
Bruce: � Hard to tell, both of those teams are young, tough, and hungry for some gold. It could go either way.�
John: � Newcomer Doom will defend his TV title against MOW veteran and crowd favorite Jester. Doom was nearly unstoppable in his journey to the title but don�t count Jester out, he is a cagey veteran who will capitalize on any mistakes the untested rookie may make.�
Bruce: � In the second Hardcore finals match we have quite a treat as the Zombie and General James will do battle for the Hardcore Championship.�
John: � And you know the history between those two.�
Bruce: � Don�t we all. That feud is well documented in the MOW. Theses two just don�t like each other and tonight they�ll do battle one more time. It should be a great one.�
John: � In a U.S. Title defense, the man without a past, Vengeance will meet Creature.�
Bruce: � That Creature is a sick freak, and Vengeance aint no choir boy. This match will be a bloodbath.�
John: � Then we�ll see the MOW�s most dominant tag team in action against the rather young team of Ricochet.�
Bruce:� Well lets hope that Ricochet can do the impossible and get the belts off of the Crew. They have held them since December of last year.�
John: � And in our main event of the evening, we have The Lord of Hellfire teaming with fellow Legion member the Zombie against�
Bruce: � The Guardian and Steamroller Stan in a grudge match pitting the Skull Legion against The Alliance. Hard to pick who will win this one these guys hate each other.�
John: � Well ring announcer Steve Loujack is in the ring so let�s get this show on the road.
Loujack: � Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Madmania.� Crowd roars.
 RUMBLE |
Fatal 4-Way Rumble
Loujack: � Tonight�s first contest is a sixteen man Fatal Four-way Rumble, with the winner being presented with this beautiful thee foot tall trophy and ten-thousand dollars in cash.
A three-foot tall gold and silver trophy in the shape of a large medieval goblet is on a stand at ringside. A large wad of cash is in the bowl.
John: � This is quite a unique match, why don�t you go over the rules for the fans, Bruce?�
Bruce: � Well unlike other quote unquote Rumbles in this business, ours starts off with Four men in the ring and has four men in the ring at all times. It�s like having a continuous Fatal Four-way until fifteen of the sixteen men are eliminated. To eliminate another competitor you must knock him over the top rope, and both his feet must touch the floor.�
John: � Wow, that is going to make for an action filled sloberknocker alright!�
Bruce: � It sure will, John. Let�s get things underway.�
John: � Well the first four superstars are in the ring.�
Bruce: � Yep we�re starting off with both members of the Dark Ones, The Amazon and The Curse. Fireball Jackson and Sex Pistol of the Sex Machines are also in the ring.
The ring bell goes off two times� DING, DING.
John: � Here we go!�
Amazon and Curse start exchanging punches on one side of the ring while Fireball and Sex Pistol go to work on each other on the opposite side of the ring. The match quickly turns into chaos with moves and reversals being done faster than the announcers can announce them. At 1:12 Curse easily tosses Amazon over the top rope.
John: � Wow Amazon eliminated by Curse!� They�re tag-team partners, I guess everyone wants that ten thousand dollars.
Bruce: � Well John, I wish I could win it myself.�
John: � Now It could be two or three minutes before the next athlete enters the fray, so now its like a triple-threat match right?�
Bruce: � That�s right John, and remember the sixteen competitors didn�t draw their numbers for entry until about five minutes before the start of the match.�
Fireball and Sex Pistol begin to trade off on Curse. It doesn�t take long until Curse is out on his feet. Sex Pistol attempts to toss him over the ropes but Fireball attacks him from behind and tosses him over the ropes instead. Fireball then catches Curse in a double-underhook and suplexes him over the ropes at 3:00. While Fireball is busy eliminating Curse, Sex Pistol is pulling himself back up over the ropes, his feet never having touched the floor.
John: � Did you see that suplex on Curse!?! Fireball is one mean s.o.b. that�s for sure. Thank goodness Curse is on his feet and making his way to the dressing room.�
Bruce: � And what about the athleticism of Sex Pistol!?! Pulling himself back up and into the ring! I�ve never seen that before.�
Sex Pistol and fire ball face off for a couple of seconds before an explosion goes off and the next two competitors comes down to the ring.
Bruce: � Bernie Lomax!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????
John: � And The Axe as well. Let�s see how Bernie and his new man can coexist.
The Axe climbs into the ring looks around and then flings himself over the ropes to the floor at 3:15. He walks slowly from the ring a look of disgust on his face.
Bruce: � What the hell was that all about anyway? The Axe just eliminated himself. I wouldn�t believe it if I didn�t see it with my own eyes.�
Bernie Lomax enters the ring and kicks Fireball right in the groin, three times. Fireball drops to his knees, but before Bernie can do more damage Sex Pistol spins him around and punches him in the face. Sex Pistol unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks on Bernie, then hits a DDT and a suplex. Bernie is thrown into the ropes by Sex Pistol, who simply catches Bernie and uses his own momentum to toss him over the ropes at 4:05.
John: � Well Bernie didn�t last very long did he?�
Bruce: �Less than a minute. Bernie is a thinker not a fighter, I was just surprised to see him.�
Sex Pistol then goes to work stomping on a very prone Fireball Jackson. He hits a couple of elbow drops then picks up Fireball for a body slam.
The timer hits 4:20 and an explosion signals the arrival of the next competitor. Armageddon makes his way down to the ring. Sex Pistol hits Armageddon with a drop kick to the knee as he enters the ring, then snap-mares the seven footer to the canvass. Fireball rushes at Sex pistol and is back body dropped over the ropes at 4:34. Bruce: � Fireball Jackson is eliminated, and doesn�t look very happy about it.�
Fireball makes a few rude gestures to Sex Pistol and uses some colorful language on his way up the ramp.
John: � Two in a row for Sex Pistol, he�s on a roll in there.�
Bruce: � He sure is John, I always thought the Sex Machines had potential.�
The timer hits 4:50 and the explosion signals the arrival of the next wrestler. Apocalypse strides purposefully to the ring and enters the fray.
John: � Well now we have both members of Doomsday in the ring, with Sex Pistol. I wouldn�t want to be in his shoes right now.�
Armageddon and Apocalypse begin working over Sex Pistol with punches and kicks. As Apocalypse goes for a body slam Sex Pistol rakes his eyes and slips between his legs. On his feet Sex Pistol hits a drop kick to the back of Apocalypse�s head. Then he ducks a big boot from Armageddon and takes the big man off his feet with a springboard missile drop kick from the top rope. Apocalypse grabs Sex Pistol from behind and lifts him up by his neck. Armageddon comes off the ropes and goes for a big boot to Sex Pistol�s face, but he squirms enough so that Apocalypse drops him.
Bruce: � Oh no!!! Armageddon just kicked his own brother in the face!�
The two members of Doomsday begin to argue and shout at one another as Sex Pistol catches his breath in a corner. Armageddon points from the trophy to himself and then pushes his brother who pushes back. They lock up and begin trading violent punches and kicks. The timer hits 6:08 and Millinator enters the ring. Millinator charges Sex Pistol who side steps and throws Millinator into the corner and stomps away at him. Millinator pushes Sex Pistol to the mat and climbs to the top rope. Sex Pistols jumps up to the top rope himself, and executes a superplex on Millinator.
John: � That Sex Pistol just wont quit! What a move!�
Armageddon shoots Apocalypse into the ropes and goes for another big boot but Apocalypse catches him under the leg. Armageddon looks at his brother with shock as Apocalypse grabs him by the throat with his free hand and picks him off his feet. Apocalypse walks over to the ropes and heaves his brother over the ropes at 6:46.
Bruce: � Well we have seen partners eliminate partners and now, brothers eliminating brothers.
John: � And now it appears as if Millinator and Sex Pistol have joined forces to eliminate the seven footer.
Millinator and Sex Pistol take turns suplexing, body slamming, and pounding Apocalypse. They hit him with a double piledriver as Bloodhunt enters at 7:00.
Bloodhunt kicks Millinator in the back several times. Millinator spins around and punches Bloodhunt in the stomach, and then hits him with three consecutive powerbombs. From the last powerbomb, Millinator fluidly goes right into the DVD��.over the ropes. Bloodhunt eliminated at 7:31.
John: � Thirty-one seconds, thirty-one seconds? Bloodhunt was eliminated even faster than Bernie Lomax.�
Bruce: � Not very good for the ego, I�m afraid.�
At 7:32 Apocalypse, bored with beating on Sex Pistol simply lifts him over his head and hurls him to the floor.
John: � Almost a simultaneous elimination.�
Bruce: � That looked painful.�
The timer hits 7:47 and Love Gunn starts down the aisle. When Sex Pistol and Love Gunn reach each other they high five. Sex Pistol wishes his partner luck and goes backstage. Love Gunn enters the ring.
John: � And here is the other Sex Machine. Let�s see if he has as good of a showing as his partner.�
Love Gunn ducks a clothesline from a charging Millinator and jumps onto Apocalypse�s back and applies a sleeper hold. Millinator charges towards Apocalypse�s back and attempts to spear Love Gunn and Apocalypse from behind. Apocalypse turns just in time and lifts his foot up to Millinator�s face, driving him into the canvass with a sickening thud. Love Gunn sails through the air as Apocalypse flips him off his back into an atomic drop. He follows that up with a hard punch to the back of the head that knocks Love Gunn to the mat.
Bruce: � Apocalypse is really going to town in there, two eliminations already. And I don�t think Love Gunn is far behind his partner.
The timer hits 8:06 and Rat Bastard runs out through the explosion and into the ring.
John: � Rat Bastard hits the ring. He is the twelfth man in the ring, four more to go.�
Rat Bastard makes a move towards Apocalypse but is cut short by Millinator, who hits clothesline and follows through with a knee drop. Apocalypse tries several times to eliminate Love Gunn but he keeps fighting him off. Millinator and Rat Bastard go toe to toe with several power moves, until Millinator makes a mistake. He shoots Rat Bastard into the ropes and tries to send him over with a clothesline. At the last moment Rat Bastard drops to his knees and pulls the top rope down, causing Millinator to flip over it and onto the arena floor. Millinator eliminated at 10:35.
John: � Millinator is out, good showing from the big man though.�
Bruce: � Well Rat Bastard lived up to his name with that last maneuver. It was very clever though.
Rat Bastard stands in a corner and watches Apocalypse battering Love Gunn in the corner. Apocalypse rams his shoulder into Love Gunn�s midsection then hits him with a charging clothesline. Love Gunn slumps to the mat as the timer hits 10:50.
John: � Here comes the Mechanic, I wonder how his technical skills will hold up against this crowd.�
The Mechanic slides under the ropes and is immediately attacked by Rat Bastard. The Mechanic doesn�t even make to his feet as Rat Bastard begins stomping the back of his head and neck. Apocalypse picks Love Gunn op by his throat and throws him into the ropes. Love Gunn lifts his foot up and catches Apocalypse in the face as the big man rushes in for the kill. Apocalypse staggers backward long enough for Love Gunn to climb up to the top rope. Before Love Gunn can execute his desired attack, Apocalypse grabs the top rope with both hands and pulls up with all his strength. Love Gunn is catapulted into the air and lands in a heap on the floor at 11:07.
Bruce: � I wonder how many frequent flyer miles he�ll get for that trip!�
Apocalypse backs into a corner and watches Rat Bastard pound the Mechanic as the Judge enters at 11:19. The Judge and Rat Bastard begin to double on Mechanic. Apocalypse rushes the two of them and nails them with a double clothesline. Mechanic gets up and attempts to punch Apocalypse who easily powerbombs the technical wrestler. Rat Bastard hits Apocalypse with a Russian leg sweep and follows up with a leg lock. The Judge throws the Mechanic into the corner and follows him in with an elbow. Then the Judge lifts Mechanic to the top rope and hits a belly to back suplex. Apocalypse throws Rat Bastard to the canvass, then kneels over him and begins punching him in the face. It is not long until Rat Bastard is busted open. The Judge continues to to dominate the Mechanic, with a series of technical moves followed by some highflying attacks.
John: � The Mechanic is not faring to well tonight.�
Bruce: � Well John, aren�t you the master of the obvious.�
Rat Bastard fights his way up to his feet and attempts DDT on the giant. Apocalypse stands up and backdrops Rat Bastard, then he reaches down and grabs the head of his foe. Apocalypse signals for the end and powerbombs Rat Bastard over the ropes, eliminating him at 14:20.
Bruce: � At this rate Apocalypse is going to kill someone, he sure is living up to his name.�
John: � That�s the fourth person he has eliminated in this match, more than anyone else so far. Maybe I should have put some money on Apocalypse.�
The tell tale explosion at 14:37 signals the entrance of Narn the Mad Celt. Narn grabs the closest person to him, the Judge and powerslams him. As Narn gets to his feet the Mechanic double axe handles him to no avail. Narn turns around and rams Mechanics face into his knee about twelve times. Apocalypse tosses the Judge into the corner and comes in for the clothesline but the veteran back body drops the big man over and to the side. Apocalypse�s head bangs the ring post and he hits the apron apparently unconscious. The Judge then goes over to help Narn double powerbomb Mechanic three times in a row. Mechanic is then given a backbreaker by Narn and The Judge puts on a sleeper hold. Narn throws Mechanic into the turnbuckle and places him in the tree of woe, then climbs between the ropes. Once on the apron Narn turns the tree of woe into a sickening version of the Boston crab. Apocalypse rises to his feet but the Judge doesn�t give him the chance of re-entering the ring, he runs at the big man pastes him right between the eyes. Apocalypse loses his balance and falls to the floor, eliminated at 16:06.
Bruce: � Maybe I should have taken that wager, John hah, hah.�
The explosions go off one more time as Candyman runs to the ring at 16:22.
John: � Candyman makes sixteen, we�re in the home stretch.
Candyman hits the Judge from behind with a dropkick and follows with a chin lock, smileling the whole time. Narn shoots Mechanic into the ropes and hits him with a shoulder tackle. Then he whips Mechanic into the ropes and hits a neck breaker. Mechanic hits the mat and flops around holding his neck. Narn stomps on his neck and head, then brings him to his feet and fires him into the ropes. Like a raging bull Narn rushes at Mechanic and goes for another shoulder tackle. Exhausted and beaten, Mechanic falls to the mat, causing Narn to fly over the ropes and eliminate himself at 16:59.
Bruce: � Bad break for the mad Celt, Mechanic just couldn�t stand anymore.�
John: � I�m surprised he made it this long. He has been taking nothing but a beating since entering the ring.� Look at Narn! I think he�s pissed.�
Narn stands up in front of the timekeeper�s table and begins to yell in an unintelligible language.
Bruce: � Is that Celtic?�
Narn grabs the timekeeper and throws him through the air like a rag doll. He kicks over the ring steps, and then throws them at the bell table. In the ring Candyman and The Judge are double-teaming Mechanic, hitting him with a double piledriver. Narn starts taking signs from fans and tearing them apart.
John: � He has lost it, get security down here!�
Narn lifts his massive foot and smashes the timekeeper�s table and then picks up a chair. The Judge hits Mechanic with his finisher (I FORGOT THAT TOO) twice in a row. While he gloats Candyman grabs the back of his head and bulldogs him onto a chair that Narn threw into the ring. Narn repeatedly smashes a chair on the ground and against the ring steps respectively. Candyman snapmares Mechanic over the top rope to the apron. When Mechanic struggles to his feet, Candyman guillotines him. Mechanic hits the floor and doesn�t move, eliminated at 21:43.
Bruce: � Mechanic isn�t moving, can we get some help down here? And get this madman out of here as well.�
Narn continues pounding a chair into the ground and shouting in some language. The Judge and Candyman begin to go at it with the Judge�s experience giving him the edge. The medical crew straps Mechanic to a board then puts him on a stretcher, he has a neck brace on. Judge hits Candyman with the discarded chair, then tosses it out of the ring. As Mechanic is being wheeled away on the stretcher Narn begins to walk up the ramp towards the dressing room.
John: � Well thankfully they are getting Mechanic to a doctor or hospital. He has got to be hurt pretty bad.�
As Narn passes the stretcher with Mechanic on it he pauses and stares at it, his face a mask of rage. The medical crew jumps aside as Narn screams with rage. He rears back and kicks the stretcher over, spilling Mechanic on the ramp. He then howls like a wild beast and finally leaves the ring area.
Bruce: � Holy���� what a maniac, I�I�.I�don�t..believe what I just saw.�
John: � That was the most despicable thing I have ever seen. It was just ..wrong. I hope Mechanic is okay.�
In the ring Candyman has turned the tide on the Judge, his youth and better health being the deciding factor. He hits the Judge with every move in his arsenal, then his finisher (DON�T KNOW THIS ONE EITHER). Candyman tosses the Judge over the top rope at 23:54, to win the rumble.
Bruce: � What a match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never seen anything like it, spectacular.�
John: � That was the damndest thing I have ever seen in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�
Bruce: � So Candyman is ten thousand dollars richer.� I bet Cotton Candy will be happy.�
John: � Well that victory could be luck of the draw or skill, you make the call.�
Bruce: � Now that things have calmed down out here we can get to the next match.�
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MATCH 1 |
Falls Count Anywhere
John: � This should be a real barn burner. Aftershock will try to get a bit of revenge on his ex partner Tremor.
Bruce: � That�s right John, after that brutal stab in the back a few weeks ago Aftershock will want to get back some respect.�
Anthrax�s �Protest & Survive� plays over the loud speaker as Aftershock walks don to the ring.
Loujack: �Coming to the ring weighing in at 246 pounds and hailing from San Andreas, California, HE IS AFTERSHOCK.�
Light cheer from the crowd. Aftershock gets into the ring and begins to warm up. Metallica �Shortest Straw�, the Skull Legion�s theme music hits. Tremor walks out wearing black tights and holding a microphone. The crowd boos loudly.
Bruce: � Sure looks like Tremor fully converted over to the Skull legion. And the crowd definitely does not like him for doing it.�
John: � I would have to agree, Bruce. But that is what he gets for attacking his partner weeks ago. It looks as though he is going to speak��
Loujack: � And making his way to the ring weighing in at��
Tremor interrupts before he can finish.
Tremor: � Shut your damn mouth, jack. Aftershock� you wonder why I dropped you? You are dead weight�useless, and I will finish you the way I should have weeks ago.�
The bell sounds signaling the beginning of the match. Tremor jumps into the ring and attacks Aftershock with punches, knocking him to the mat. Aftershock tries to get to his feet.
Bruce: � What the hell is Tremor doing?!? What a mean streak.�
Tremor climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off, hitting Aftershock with a double-axehandle. Aftershock gets up and hits Tremor with a DDT, and begins to take control of the match. He hits Tremor with an impressive belly-to-belly overhead suplex.
John: � What strength, you know Bruce, Aftershock is giving up well over a hundred pounds to this monster.�
Bruce: � That is true, but that monster used to be his closest friend. A friend who turned on him, anger can make you very strong at times John.�
Tremor unleashes a small offensive barrage and attempts The Great Quake. Aftershock sees it coming and counters with a massive clothesline. Tremor slowly rises to his feet and punches his one time friend right in the face. Aftershock reels backwards reaching for his now bloodied nose. Aftershock grabs Tremor and hits a brutal DDT.
John: � Boy does Aftershock look pissed, what a DDT!!�
Aftershock picks Tremor off the mat and locks up from behind, hitting a German suplex. Tremor crashes into the mat but Aftershock holds on and delivers the move again. Aftershock continues to hold on as he gets to his feet.
Bruce: � Tremor is dead weight, I think he�s out on his feet.�
John: � I don�t think Aftershock is going to let him on his feet.�
Wham! Wham! Aftershock hits two more thunderous German suplexes and goes for the pin. The referee counts 1, 2, and 3, pin. The bell rings signaling the end of the match. Aftershock stares disgustedly at his unconscious ex partner.
Loujack: �Winner by pinfall in seven minutes, twenty-five seconds. AFTERSHOCK!!!!
Bruce: � This one is over. Oddly enough even though this was a falls count anywhere match, the action never left the ring.�
John: � That�s because Aftershock walked right over Tremor, he didn�t need to go outside.�
Aftershock takes the microphone from Loujack.
Aftershock: � Tremor, old friend, you said I was dead weight. Well when you stop seeing double, watch the footage of this match and tell me who was the dead weight!!!�
He throws the mic onto Tremors chest and walks up the ramp, as �Protest & Survive� blares through the arena.
Bruce: � Well what a match, I didn�t know Aftershock had that kind of rage in him. Kind of scary though he seems like a nice guy.�
John: � Betrayal does funny things to a guy I would guess. Archangel and Brimstone are up next, any ideas as to this big plan we heard about?�
Bruce: � Not a clue John, we�ll just have to wait and see. Right now though let�s go backstage to our very one Dr. John Brody for an interview with the Fatal Four Way Rumble winner, Candyman. Take it away Doc.�
The camera goes backstage to show Candyman and Cotton Candy smiling and laughing. They are standing by MOW staff member Dr. John Brody.
The Dr.: � Well Candyman, how does it feel to be the winner of the first MOW Fatal Four Way Rumble?�
Candyman: � Well Doc, I gotta tell ya I feel great. But then again I always FEEL great, just ask Cotton Candy. Heh, heh, heh, heh.�
The Dr.: � Do you feel your position as the last man to enter played a part in your victory?�
Candyman: � First man, last man, it didn�t matter when I got in the ring. Candyman delivers, trust me on this. I would have won no matter what, I�m the Candyman and heh, heh, and the Candyman can. You know what I�m saying Doc?�
The Dr.: �That you would have won no matter what?�
Candyman: � That�s right little man. I mean look at Cotton Candy here. Do you think a sweet little thing like this would hang out with a loser? No way! She likes winners and like all dames she also enjoys the finer things in life. And with ten grand I can get her quite a few fine things!� But there�s nothing finer than the Candyman I assure you.�
The Dr.� So was your motivation strictly financial?�
Candyman: � Well winning the money and that trophy was all well n good, ya know. But I also wanted to prove to the rest of those dopes that Candyman is THE BEST plain and simple. Well I�d love to stay and chat Doc, but we�ve got places to go and money to spend. Hey, how much do you think I could get at a pawnshop for this trophy anyway? Couple hundred at least.�
Candyman and Cotton Candy walk away laughing and giggling.
The Dr.: � Candyman folks what more can I say? Bruce, John, back to you.�
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MATCH 2 |
Bruce: � Pawn the trophy?!? What an ass.�
�Wickerman� by Iron Maiden plays on the p.a. system; As Archangel walks somberly down to the ring. The crowd roars for this fan favorite.
Loujack: �Standing at 7 feet 4 inches tall, and weighing in at 405 pounds, he is the master of the Crucifix Powerbomb. Making his way to the ring, he is the Archangel!!!�
More loud cheers from the crowd, as Archangel climbs into the ring to await his opponent. Once again, �Shortest Straw�, the theme music of the Skull Legion blasts through the arena. Brimstone walks to the ring slow and deliberately.
Loujack: � Making his way to the ring weighing in at 240 pounds, and hailing from Cheyenne, Wyoming, Brimstone.�
The crowd boos so loudly the floor shakes.
Bruce: � Well whatever surprise Brimstone has for us will have to wait as this match is underway.�
Brimstone makes the first move, rushing across the ring and attacking with a vicious series of punches and kicks. He nails Archangel with a powerful kick to the face nearly taking his head off. Archangel backs away his mouth and nose bleeding profusely. Archangel wipes his hand across his face and looks at his own blood. Brimstone smiles wickedly and taunts the bigger man. In a blur Archangel attacks Brimstone knocking him to the mat. Suddenly the Skull Legion�s music begins to play, and Armageddon of Doomsday runs down to the ring. He assaults Archangel from behind.
Bruce: � Well what a surprise (voice laced with sarcasm), Brimstone has orchestrated an ambush.�
John: � Those bastards in the Skull Legion, have they no spine, no honor? That is just low. How cowardly.�
The ring bell sounds to signal the end of the match. Strange music begins to play and the Madvision goes blank. A man in a long robe walks down the entry ramp, he has a microphone. Armageddon exits the ring and walks towards him.
Unknown man: � Skull Legion, Hollow�s Eve shall end this madness.�
The man rushes Armageddon, kicking him in the ribs. His hood falls off revealing a face painted black and red. He then scoops up Armageddon and delivers a Tombstone piledriver on the ramp before leaving the same way he came. In the ring Archangel has recovered, and moves to stand behind Brimstone, who is watching the mystery man leave. Archangel taps Brimstone on the shoulder. As he turns around brimstone is doubled over by a kick to the midsection. Archangel grabs him by the throat and pulls him close to say something, and then WHAM!!!!!! Chokeslam in the middle of the ring. The crowd goes wild as Archangel signals for the Holy Cross, which he hits Brimstone with, twice.
John: � Wow he really planted him. Stick a fork in Brimstone, he is done.�
Archangel takes the mic from Loujack before the announcer can do his job.
Archangel: � One more example of the Skull Legion�s evil, and cowardice. They can never face me one on one. And whoever you are painted man, stay out of my business lest I nail you to the Holy Cross.�
He tosses the mic back to Loujack and walks backstage, as Wickerman plays.
Loujack: � Winner by disqualification at 2 minutes 37 seconds, Archangel.�
Bruce: � Wow what a turn of events, who was that guy anyway?�
John: � I don�t know I have never seen him before. I would remember that face, creepy.�
Bruce: � Well Brimstone brought a surprise and got a surprise. The rivalry between these two factions is showing no signs of cooling off.�
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MATCH 3 |
T.V. Title Match
John: � Bruce now it�s time for our T.V. Title match up, as reigning champ Doom takes on Jester.�
Savatage�s �Visions� starts to play over the p.a. system, but no Jester. Wait, he is walking through the crowd, while throwing confetti at the fans. Loujack: � Weighing in at 181 pounds and hailing from the planet Earth, he is the master of mayhem, the living punch line, The Jester. The crowd laughs uproariously at the antics of Jester.
Metallica�s �Am I Evil� fills the arena as Warlock and Doom slowly make their way down to the ring.
Loujack: � Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Warlock; he weighs in at 320 pounds, and hails from parts unknown. The MOW Television champion, this is Doom!�
The crowd is silent.
Bruce: � I�m not sure that the Jester knows what he is getting into tonight.�
John: � Oh I am sure he knows, remember the Jester has faced many of the top stars here and I believe he is up for the challenge.�
Bruce: � Well he is a veteran, and Doom is still a rookie. If Doom lapses into a state of confusion, as he often does, Jester will surely take advantage. But don�t count out the ringside presence of Warlock, he could be the deciding factor.�
The bell sounds and the match is underway. The Jester begins to dance around the ring while Doom stands there staring at him. Outside the ring Warlock is yelling something at Doom, and pounding on the mat while pointing at Jester. Doom seems to come alive. He grabs Jester, tossing him into the far ropes and, WHAM nails Jester with a huge clothesline. Jester flips upside down and lands sickly on his head and neck.
John: �YIKES!!! What clothesline, cripes I think he killed him�
Bruce: � Warlock is shouting something at doom.�
Warlock: �Finish him, finish him!�
Doom grabs Jester and puts him in position for the Whirling Dervish. He flips Jester up and spins around before driving him into the mat with his spinning powerbomb.
Bruce: � He hit the Whirling Dervish! Jester has got to be out! Another quick victory for Doom.�
The referee drops down and counts�1,2, Jester kicks out. Jester rolls to the side and hits the rising Doom with a low blow. The referee warns Jester, who points at Warlock on the ring apron. As the referee goes to admonish Warlock, Jester drops to his knees and hits Doom in the groin again. Doom doubles over; long enough for Jester to lock him up and execute a suplex, followed by a rear chin lock.
Bruce: � I can�t believe Jester kicked out of that move, no one has done that yet. I was sure this would be another quick win for Doom, just like all the matches he had in the tournament.�
John: � Don�t count Jester out. He may be a little odd but he has beaten Hellfire of all people. Doom is also giving away a lot of experience to Jester. Look at the way he distracted the ref.�
Bruce: � He is handling himself pretty well against this monster.�
Warlock begins pounding on the apron in front of Doom and shouting. Doom slowly rises to his feet, bringing Jester with him. Jester continues to try to maintain control; But Doom powers out with a series of elbows to Jesters ribs. Doom goes into a rage hitting Jester with every variation of the powerbomb, and seemingly inventing a couple as well. After his offensive barrage Doom looks at Jester, who is on one knee near the ropes, trying to catch his breath. Jester notices Doom just standing there and rises to his feet. Doom watches as Jester approaches him but does nothing. Jester begins peppering Doom with punches, rocking the larger man into the corner. Warlock goes nuts. Jester licks wildly at Doom, who is apparently unaware.
Warlock: � What are you doing? Get OUT of the corner, and destroy him!!!!!! NOW!!!!�
John: �Warlock is obviously losing his patience with Doom�s demeanor.�
Bruce: �He will have to fire the big guy up or we may have a new champ.�
Doom suddenly springs into action, grabbing Jester and tossing him into the corner, and nailing him with another huge clothesline. He then doubles Jester over with a kick the stomach, and powerbombs him onto the turnbuckle. Jester lands in a heap on the mat. Doom looks to Warlock for approval.
Warlock: � What the hell are you looking at me for, GO GET HIM!!!! Do that again!!�
Doom looks down just in time to see Jester slip between his legs. Jester pops up behind Doom and nails him with a weird looking dropkick.
Bruce: � Well this is quite the match so far, I thought that the Jester was going to be overpowered by Doom. Jester even took that powerbomb in the corner but still came back fighting.�
John: � I agree this battle has gone on longer than I thought, it almost appears that the Jester is trying to wear down Doom by trying to go nearly the whole ten minutes of the time limit.�
Bruce: � That would be a good strategy, as Doom has never gone that long before, he already looks a little tired and a lot frustrated. Warlock looks like he is gonna pass out, someone get him some relaxation pills, they�re in aisle four.�
Jester grabs Doom by the hair, and jumping over the top rope, bulldogs him into the top turnbuckle. Doom spins around, facing the center of the ring and gets hit in the back of the head with that weird dropkick again. Doom falls face first to the mat. Jester climbs to the second rope and fires up the crowd, they go nuts. Warlock, beside himself with frustration kicks the ring stairs about ten feet and howls into the air. Jester picks up Doom and applies a sleeper hold, putting himself between Doom and the ropes.
Bruce: � Most of the time, I think Jester isn�t playing with a full deck but this is a smart move. He obviously can�t match strength with Doom, so he is outsmarting him.�
John: � I never thought I�d hear you say the words Jester and outsmart in the same sentence!�
Doom begins to slump as Jester tightens the hold to the delight of the ever-loudening crowd. The referee moves to check on Doom, he raises Doom�s arm and lets go, it falls. The crowd roars, Warlock shakes his head. The referee lifts Doom�s arm a second time and lets go, it falls. Warlock shakes his head and clenched fists violently, as the crowed cheers wildly.
Bruce: � I don�t believe it! We might very well have a new champion!�
The referee raises Doom�s a third time� he lets go�it falls. The referee calls for the bell. As the bell rings Jester lets go of Doom and the big man falls to his face. The ref raises Jester�s hand.
Warlock: �NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John: �Jester did it! Jester did it! We have a new champion, look at him!�
Loujack: �At 8 minutes 42 seconds, your winner by submission and new MOW Television Champion, THE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�
The crowd cheers like mad as Jester begins jumping up and down, and running around the ring, swinging the title belt above his head. Jester stops his celebration as he notices Warlock helping Doom to his feet, they both stare holes through the Jester. Thinking his party is over Jester hops over the top rope and quickly runs backstage with his new belt.
Bruce: � What a match, what a match, both men put on a great display out there. Wait a minute Doom and the Warlock are heading after the Jester and they don�t look happy. Guess Doom isn�t finished yet.
John: �Jester used his experience to outsmart and outwrestle a much stronger opponent. Doom is young, and strong, and if Warlock can get him to concentrate more, then this was just the first of many title reigns this monstrous beast will have.
The camera pans over the audience showing the sold out MOW Arena. The fans are on they�re feet cheering and acting wild. Two attractive ladies with Candyman t-shirts on lift their tops to expose they�re healthy upper bodies, when they notice they are on camera. The fans behind the broadcast position go crazy as the camera settles in on Bruce and John.
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MATCH 4 |
Final Round of Hardcore Tag Tourney
Bruce: � Well John, I see on the prompter that it is time for the final match in the Hardcore Tag Team tournament.�
John: � You are correct sir! In this match we have the Bad Ass Assassins taking on the Minions. Two young hungry teams looking to start a reputation and make a name for themselves. It should be a great match.�
�Nowhere to run� by DMX and Ozzy Osbourne fills the arena as the Bad Ass Assassins begin to walk to the ring. The crowd reaction is an equal mix of boos and cheers.
Loujack: �At a combined weight of 676 pounds and hailing from Tokyo, Japan: The Slicer, Damon Kilgor, and Bryce Cauldron, The Warhammer, they are The BAD ASS ASSASSINS.
Bruce: � Slicer and Warhammer look in good spirits tonight, they look confident.�
The Assassins enter the ring and begin to warm up as Black Sabbath�s �Sabbath Bloody Sabbath� echoes through the building. The Minions step out onto the entry ramp to a chorus of boos and jeers. They walk seemingly oblivious to the derogatory comments of the fans, as Warlock leads them to the ring.
Loujack: � Making their way to the ring at this time, accompanied by Warlock. From unknown origins, weighing it at�unknown: Painkiller and Cremator, the MINIONS!�
John: � We don�t know much about these two but we do know they are tough as nails. They completely dominated pandemonium in their other match in the tournament.�
Bruce: � Both of these teams crushed the opposition in the other two tournament matches. What the Assassins did to the Dark Ones could be considered illegal, this should be a great match.�
John: � Loujack, get out of the way!!!!�
Ring announcer Steve Loujack runs for cover as the Assassins attack the Minions before they can get through the ropes. Slicer and Warhammer pound on the Minions with reckless abandon then pull them through the ropes and throw them half way across the ring.
Bruce: � The Assassins have brass knuckles on their hands!�
John: � Well this is a Hardcore match.�
The Assassins begin putting the boots to the Minions, not letting them get to their feet. Slicer pulls a chain from around his waist and begins wailing on Cremator with it. Warhammer backs away from Painkiller and circles behind him as he rises to his feet, very slowly. Slicer wraps the chain around Cremators throat and begins to choke him with it, blasting him in the side of the head with the brass knucks occasionally. Warhammer moves behind Painkiller and nails him with a brutal haymaker in the back of the head. He then locks on a cobra clutch and�BAM suplexes him to the mat. Cremator falls to the mat as Slicer lets him go from the chain. Warhammer covers Painkiller and the referee counts 1,2,3. The ring bell sounds the end of the match.
Loujack: � Your winners, and MOW Hardcore Tag Team Champions, the Bad Ass Assassins.
Bruce: � My God, what a beating, the Minions didn�t stand a chance in that match.�
John: � That wasn�t a match it was a mugging, it was assault and battery. The Minions got their asses handed to them. Warlock looks pissed.�
Bruce: �As well he should be that only lasted one minute and fifty five seconds. First doom and now this, I guess it just isn�t Warlock�s night.
Warlock stands motionless outside the ring, staring at the ground. Bernie Lomax walks down to the ring carrying the Hardcore Tag straps.
Bruce: � What is Bernie Lomax doing here?�
Bernie steps through the ropes. Shaking each of the Assassins hands in turn, he hands them their belts and raises they�re hands in victory. Bernie then leaves the ring and heads backstage waving at fans and smiling. In the ring the Assassins hold the belts over their heads and strut around the ring. As the Minions start to rise, the Assassins stomp them back down, and then start whipping them with the belts. Warlock continues to stare at the floor, shaking his head. The Assassins strap the belts on, give the middle finger to the Minions, and then jump on their heads before exiting the ring. As they walk back up the ramp there are a few more cheers than when they entered. Warlock enters the ring and helps the Minions to their feet, and points at the replay on the Madvision. They shake their heads and look down at their feet as he verbally assaults them.
John: � Can�t tell what he�s saying but I can tell you he is PISSED OFF!!!�
Warlock calms down and puts his arms around Painkiller and Cremator�s heads. CRACK, he drives their heads together. CRACK, he does it again. The Minions stagger back away from each other and the Warlock. Warlock faces Cremator; he grabs him and drives him to the mat with the Incantation (sky high). He does the same thing to Painkiller. The Minions lay on their backs in the ring, struggling to get up. Warlock picks up a ring mic and begins talking.
Warlock: �You to have disappointed me, as Doom did. Perhaps I haven�t been heavy handed enough with my charges as of late. From this day forward, let it be known that failure disappoints me, and my disappointment shall carry with it the burden of pain.
The Minions begin to sit up and try to get to their feet, staring at the Warlock with regret in their eyes.
Warlock: � Now get to your feet, and get out of my sight, your insolence disgusts me.�
The Minions look at Warlock for a second, then slowly climb through the ropes. They walk slowly up the entrance ramp towards the backstage area. Warlock waits until the Minions are halfway up the ramp, then exits the ring and follows them.
Bruce: � Well Warlock has definitely made his point, he obviously won�t tolerate failure.�
John: �I want to know what kind of spell he has over the Minions, those two could tear him apart. They are dangerous. It�s not their fault, they weren�t prepared for that quick and violent of an assault.�
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MATCH 5 |
Final Round of Hardcore Tourney
Bruce: � I don�t think anyone was. It is now time for the final match in the Hardcore tournament. The Zombie will take on General James. These two have a long and sorid past indeed.
John: � That they do Bruce, that they do. It is one of the longest feuds in MOW history. Both of these men walked through the Hardcore tournament to get here. General James even helped the Zombie defeat Bloodhunt in the semi final match; likewise Zombie helped General James defeat Mechanic in the other semi final match. Speaking of Mechanic, he has been taken to the hospital, for neck injuries, we�ll give you more information when we get it.�
Bruce: � It almost seemed as if they wanted one more shot at each other. My lord they have given us some great matches, enough for a videotape compilation. Hey, that�s a great idea, Mr. Pickle if your listening I�d like my cut of the profits.�
The camera shifts to the Madvision screen, where The Madmania logo appears followed by video footage of the hardcore tourney. Voiceover: �Eight men entered. Two have survived. Like the gladiators of days gone by these men have fought with heart, with soul, and with� chairs. �Footage of all the matches in the tourney are shown in rapid succession; chair shots, baseball bats, stop signs, outside ring battles, etc. All the competitors are shown; Zombie, Fireball Jackson, Axe, Bloodhunt, General James, The Judge, Mechanic, and Rat Bastard. Each eliminated wrestler begins to fade out until only two remain. Voiceover: �Now two men who have followed different paths, different leaders, and very different ideologies will clash in the ring, outside of the ring, and where ever they please.
A black and white image of the Zombie in front of a backdrop of skulls appears on the screen.
Voiceover:� One a warrior of darkness.�
A black and white picture of General James appears with the American flag waving behind it.
Voiceover:� The other a warrior of light.�
The Madvision goes dark for a second, then some fireworks explode and the Hardcore belt appears on the screen.
Voiceover:� These two will trade blood, and in the end �� only one will survive.
White Zombie�s �I Zombie remix�, reverberates through the arena as the Zombie begins to lurch his way down the ramp, to the loud boos of the crowd.
Loujack: �From unknown origins, standing 6 feet 6 inches tall, and weighing in at 237 pounds, master of the Cranium Cracker, the Zombie.
The crowd boos even louder, some fans throw garbage at the Zombie. Other fans spit, shout obscenities, and give crude hand gestures. The Zombie walks to the ring unphased, and enters the ring to await his opponent.
� Real American� begins to play over the loudspeakers, and General James walks out through the curtain. The crowd is deafening, American flags are waved throughout the arena. The general stands at attention and surveys the crowd. He looks to the ring then begins the long march to battle. The crowd gets louder and louder. Chants of �General James, General James� circle the crowd.
Loujack: �Coming to ring from Durango, Colorado, and weighing in at 280 pounds; forget G. I. Joe, this is your real American hero, General James!�
The entire crowd is now on it�s feet chanting �General James�, and stomping their feet while saluting. General James marches to the ring, faces the crowd, and returns their salute before climbing through the ropes.
Bruce: � Well it�s time to crown our first ever Hardcore champ.�
The bell rings and the match is on. Both men circle the ring, getting a feel for one another. They lock up and a test of strength ensues. General James gets the upper hand forcing the Zombie backwards, towards the mat.
John: � Look at the strength of the General.�
The Zombie fights back up to his feet and knees James in the ribs, before suplexing him to the mat. James gets up to his feet and answers with a suplex of his own, then picks him up and locks up again. Zombie struggles and then counters with a headbut, bloodying James at 1 minute 30.
Bruce: � James is busted open! If this were being contested under Zombie rules, we�d have a winner already.�
Zombie rakes James eyes several times, then hits a palm thrust, further bloodying his opponent. James punches Zombie and goes for a clothesline but Zombie moves out of the way. Zombie climbs out of the ring and gets a garbage can full of weapons and tosses it into the ring. James picks up a crowbar and hits the Zombie in the head as he comes through the ropes, then brings it down across his back several times. Zombie moves to the side and grabs the garbage can lid and uses it as a shield. The General cracks Zombie in the knee with the crowbar, and then tosses it to the side. He tries to stomp Zombie but gets the side of the garbage can lid in the groin. Zombie connects with the Gravedigger at 2 minutes 40 seconds.
John: � Ouch, that had to sting. This match is living up to everything we thought it would be.�
Zombie blasts James in the face with a broom, breaking it in two, and then rams it into his ribs repeatedly. James falls down, the Zombie continues the beating. As Zombie antagonizes the crowd, James nails him with a side suplex onto the garbage can. For the next couple minutes James dominates with a series of technical moves and heavy brawling.
Bruce: �General James is on fire, look at him go! This is where the General exceeds, with intelligent, strategic wrestling.� James irish whips Zombie into the ropes and connects with a clothesline. He picks up the Zombie, who grabs James�s hair and tosses him out of the ring. Zombie climbs up the ropes and delivers a flying head butt. The two men get to their feet and begin exchanging blows. The Zombie blocks a punch and executes a double underhook suplex onto the arena floor. James stands up and gets knocked back down with a head but. Zombie quickly locks on the STF. The referee comes to see if James wants to submit, he says no.
John: � That has to hurt, but the General wont give up.�
Bruce: � You wont get General James to submit. You have to beat him down and pin him if you want to win.�
Back in the ring Zombie hits James with a bodyslam onto the weapons in the ring. He begins to taunt the crowd again. The General gets up and comes up behind Zombie and hits him with a clothesline, which knocks the Zombie over the top rope to the arena floor. James bounces off the ropes and slips to the mat.
John: � General James looks kind of out of it. He has absorbed a lot of punishment, how much more can he take?�
Outside the ring Zombie gets to his feet, grabbing a chair as he rises. He stands with his back to the ring, hiding the chair. In the ring James bounces off the far ropes and goes for a suicide dive, through the ropes at the Zombie.
Bruce: � Look at the General, surprise attack!�
Zombie sidesteps out of the way and spins around, swinging the chair like a bat, slamming it into James�s head in mid dive, bending the chair. James drops to the floor in a heap. Zombie stands over James and taunts the crowd again before bashing the general in the back of the head with the chair. General James is a bloody mess, blood flowing freely from his forehead, nose, upper lip, and a large gash in the top of his head. Despite all the blood and bruises he tries to get up. Zombie begins wailing away at James�s back with the chair, over and over. After fourteen chair shots the Zombie stares at the bent and twisted chair, and throws it down onto the general.
John: � Zombie is out of control, what the hell is he doing? Why doesn�t he just go for the pin already? There is no need for this.�
Bruce: � This is a sickening display, the sound of those chair shots was horrible.�
Zombie straddles James and locks on a Boston Crab, wrenching back with all his strength. James tries to fight out of it but can�t, the pool of blood under him continues to grow. The referee jumps down to ask James if he wants to quit James wont. Zombie cranks back even more as James screams in pain. The referee checks on General James who has stopped moving. He calls for the bell, which begins to ring.
John: � Wha� what just happened.�
Bruce: � I didn�t here the general submit, did you John?�
John: � No I didn�t I think he�s out cold.�
Zombie releases the hold and steps off of James, he then rolls back into the ring.
Loujack: �The referee has decided that General James has lost the ability to continue. Thus, your winner at11 minutes and 46 seconds and MOW Hardcore champion� the Zombie.
The crowd boos and hisses with disgust. Bernie Lomax walks down to the ring again. He enters the ring and hands over the Hardcore title belt. He raises Zombie�s hand in victory and claps his hands, trying to get the crowd to do the same� they don�t. Zombie looks down at James then walks back up the ramp. Two members of security come down to help General James to his feet. The General stands up, he is covered in blood.
Bruce: � The General is covered in blood, he is a mess. I can�t believe he is standing up. Look at him he is pushing the security away; he is going to walk out on his own. What a man!�
John: � Just like a true hero, he never gave up, he never surrendered. Only after losing consciousness did he loose the match. And even now he won�t quit, look at him, walking out on his own two feet.�
The crowd stands in unison and begins to chant James�s name, the noise becoming totally deafening. James stops half way up the ramp and surveys the crowd, just a hint of a smile on his face. He then walks out of the arena as the crowd cheers him madly.
Bruce: � Oh my what a match, now that is hardcore. What is Bernie doing in the ring, and why have those two security guards joined him?�
John: � I don�t know Bruce, but they sure look like a couple of roughnecks to me.�
Bernie Lomax stands in the center of the ring, flanked by the two security guards. They are over six feet tall and powerfully built. Mohawks adorn their heads and they are wearing sunglasses. The crowd boos loudly and a chant of Jackass, Jackass starts to fill the arena. Bernie, microphone in hand looks around the arena and signals the crowd to settle down.
Bernie: � I know I have done things in the past to warrant such treatment from you fine folks. And for that let me say I am sorry.�
The crowd quiets down to listen
Bernie: � Most of you are probably wondering why I�m here, why I presented the titles to the winners of the last two matches. Well I�ll tell you, Mr. Pickle our new commissioner has in his good graces, appointed me talent coordinator of the MOW. It will be my job to oversee our talent, to spot new talent to bring into the organization, and to make sure the talent we have is properly compensated. I along with Bruce Kincaid, Terry Truman, John Taurus, and Dr. John Brody will be the members of the MOW championship committee. The committee�s job will be to oversee all the title pictures in the MOW and determine who deserves a shot at a title and when. It is also our duty to make sure a current champion complies with all of his responsibilities and duties as champ. Because I have done some things that people in the promotion did not like, and I fear for my safety, let me introduce the two gentlemen behind me.
Bernie gestures to the two men behind him who are standing with their arms crossed and mean expressions on their faces.
Bernie: � These two gentlemen are my personal bodyguards, so get used to them you will see a lot of them in the future. I like Mr. Pickle, am a huge fan of pro wrestling and watch a lot of it. I have noticed that light heavyweight or as we are going to call it here, junior-heavyweight matches are very exciting. So I have gotten permission to start up a junior-heavyweight division. We currently have seven competitors who would qualify, and I am taking measures to sign two international superstars into this division. It should prove to be very exciting indeed. Now, I have to apologize for a few things I have done in the past. I know in the past I have gone out of my way to say things about, and do things to some people that I didn�t like. Some of those people are Candyman, Jester, and of course Mr. Pickle. I was pretty mean and rotten to our fine commissioner and for that I am sorry. I have reevaluated my stance on him and decided that what is good for the MOW is good for me. And by your reaction to him, he is good for the MOW. He has also done some very interesting things since getting the job. I mean, what about the flaming burrito match? That was great! I loved, really loved it. Let�s have a round of applause for the flaming burrito match!!!!!!
The surprised crowd starts to clap.
Bernie: �Let�s hear it for Mr. Pickle, a round of applause for The Amazing Mr. Pickle!!!!!�
The crowd claps some more.
John: � Oh come on, what the hell is he trying to pull anyways?�
Bruce: � I have no idea, maybe he has suffered a head trauma, or something.�
Bernie: � I am once again in the good graces of the best commissioner in wrestling and it makes me happy. Mr. Pickle has a BIG surprise coming up soon as well. A surprise I found for him, and he is going to share with you. Our commissioner is also responsible for the two excellent Hardcore Championship matches you just saw, isn�t he great. One more time, let�s here it for Mr. Pickle!!!!!�
The crowd cheers again.
Bernie: � Well that�s enough of your time, I�m glad to be back, and I hope to do you fans justice. We have two more title matches tonight and a grudge match as well so enjoy yourselves. Hey, how about a round of applause for you? The best fans in wrestling, oh come on let�s hear it.
More cheering and a lot of yelling.
Bernie: � Good night ladies and gentlemen I�ll see you later.�
Bernie nods to the two security guards who exit the ring ant wait for him. Bernie climbs through the ropes and waves at the crowd before heading backstage. The camera goes backstage to Mr. Pickle�s office. He is sitting watching a monitor smiling.
Mr. Pickle: � See he likes me, I always knew he liked me. How could anyone not like me? I�m great; I�m fun, I�m�Amazing!!! He likes me and I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!�
Odd bits of clothing are being tossed past Mr. Pickle and a low grumbling voice comes from behind him.
Unknown: � I can�t believe you want me to wear this hat!�
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MATCH 6 |
US Title Match
The cameras pan over the audience again, the crowd is really fired up. Everyone is on their feet, yelling and screaming and waving their signs. The camera once again focuses on the broadcast position.
Bruce: � Well that display has made me sick lets just get on to the next match. The U. S. Title will be on the line as reigning champ Vengeance takes on Creature.�
John: � Not a lot of history between these two. Mr. Pickle felt that Creature�s performance in that Fatal Four Way match warranted an eventual title shot. And here you have it.�
Pantera�s �By Demons be Driven� hits as Creature comes out of the back and heads to the ring. The crowd immediately starts booing and chants of Shave your back can be heard all over the place.
Loujack: �Making his way to the ring weighing in at 428 pounds and hailing from parts unknown, The Creature.�
The crowd boos even louder and begins to pelt him with hundreds of disposable razors, while continuing to chant Shave your back. Creature rushes at the crowd and swings his fists at them before climbing into the ring.
Nevermore�s �Lost� plays as Vengeance heads to the ring amidst loud cheering from the fans. He walks purposefully to the ring wearing the U. S. Title around his waist.
Loujack: �And now coming to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds; he doesn�t know where he comes from, the man with no past, your U.S. Champion�.he is Vengeance!�
The crowd cheers the champ as he walks to the ring and climbs through the ropes, he begins to loosen up by pulling on the ropes and stretching.
Bruce: � Let�s see what these two sick, whack jobs have in store for us tonight.�
The bell rings and the match is underway; Creature moves forward and attempts to lock up several times. Vengeance breaks free each time, and then unloads with a salvo of kicks and punches, forcing Creature against the ropes. He lands a viscous right hand that knocks Creature through the ropes. Vengeance grabs Creature�s head and try�s to ram it into the ring post, but Creature blocks it and guillotines Vengeance over the top rope. The hairy one reenters the ring, and Vengeance locks up, attempting a grapple. Creature counters with a headbutt that splits Vengeance�s head open at the 2minute mark.
John: � The champ is busted wide open, what a headbutt!�
Bruce: � Creature has an advantage, what with that mask and all.�
Vengeance trys to get up from the mat but gets a headbutt to the groin instead. Creature then goes on the offensive; he hits a Chokeslam, a Bulldog, and then goes for a crossface but Vengeance reaches the ropes to break the hold. Before he can get to his feet he is stomped back down by Creature, who picks him up and delivers another headbutt. Creature picks up Vengeance and drapes him across his shoulders.
Bruce: � What is that hairy freak doing now?�
John: � He appears to be climbing up to the second rope, now what?�
The ring reverberates as Creature drives Vengeance down with a Samoan drop from the second rope. He goes for a pin; the referee counts 1,2,� Vengeance kicks out. The crowd roars in delight at his escape. Vengeance rises to his feet and launches a flurry of punches. Creature begins to throw punches as well, the two trade several blows. Creature nails Vengeance with The Big boot, and Vengeance goes down hard. Creature picks up the champ and hits him with multiple headbutts, Vengeance is a bloody mess.
John: � The champ really looks like hell, he�s covered in blood.�
Vengeance drops the bigger man with a quick swinging neckbreaker. He then backs Creature up against the ropes with a series of kicks, sending him through the ropes to the apron. As Creature climbs back into the ring, Vengeance kicks him through the ropes again, and then brings him back in with a massive suplex.
Bruce: � What a series of moves by the champ! You�re right John he does look like hell but don�t count him out yet.�
A tired Creature boxes the champs ears, then clotheslines him. The moves barely phase Vengeance as he feeds of the crowd�s chants of Retribution, Retribution. He lets loose another barrage of punches and kicks, then follows up with a series of knees to the abdomen. Creature is driven into the mat by a monstrous Sambo suplex, a lies there as Vengeance signals to the crowd, that Retribution is here. Vengeance picks up Creature and hits him with Retribution, following it up by locking him in the Coils of Vengeance. The referee drops down and counts; 1,2,3!!!! The bell rings, signaling the end of the match at 13 minutes 5 seconds.
Loujack: � Your winner, and STILL U.S. Champion, the man called Vengeance!!!
Bruce: � What a match, Vengeance really came back from that early beating he took.�
John: � Once again Vengeance pulls one out in the end. Great display by both competitors. Great title match all around.�
Vengeance straps his belt around his waist once more and heads back to the locker room. He stops and shakes the hands of fans on his way. Creature walks out the way he came in, being booed and taunted.
Bruce: � Well John, so far this has been a great event, well worth the wait. The fans are really enjoying themselves and so am I. The Fatal Four Way Rumble was one of the damndest things I�ve ever seen and both hardcore finals matches were great. Even if one was a little on the short side�
John: � That�s right Bruce, and don�t forget the mystery man who appeared during Archangel�s match; I mean is Hollow�s Eve a person, a group, or what? And what about the new talent coordinator Bernie Lomax? By the look of this last title match I�d say he�s doing something right.�
Bruce: � Now the time you�ve either been waiting for or fearing all night long. Depending on what side of the fence you�re on. The Tag Team title match, pitting the Destruction Crew against Ricochet. As the current champs the crew have dominated all comers, holding the titles since last December.�
John: � Although hated by many of you out there, and many in the back as well, they have been gaining quite a following as of late. So if you hate them now might be the time to get a snack, because I don�t think Ricochet have a chance in hell of taking down the crew.�
Bruce: � You may be right John, but Ricochet are young and fast; plus they are new enough that the crew might not have had a chance to properly scout them. Those things might work to the ex trapeze artist�s favor. Besides the crew have lost a lot of non-title matches lately, and word has it they�ve become too complacent. I think we are in for an upset.�
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MATCH 7 |
Tag Title Match
�Psycho Circus� by Kiss erupts into the arena and Ricochet comes bounding out from behind the curtain, doing flips and hand springs. The crowd reaction starts out mixed but soon turns to cheering for the leaping youngsters.
Loujack: �At a combined weight of 390 pounds, straight from the big top of the Vanderstine Circus, making they�re way to the ring�Fury, and Kamikaze,�Ricochet.
Fury and Kamikaze jump up onto the ring apron and leap into the ring, they continue to jump, flip, etc. until their music stops.
�The Prize (Kurgan�s theme) by Queen plays on the p.a. and seems louder than any music heard so far this evening, as the Destruction Crew walk out of the curtain and down the ramp. Devastator and Decimator wear masks of concentration and walk like they mean business. A section of the crowd goes crazy; they have signs and are wearing only purple and black. Their chants of Crew, Crew, Crew, quickly rise above the rest of the mixed crowd reaction. The Crew doesn�t seem to notice, as their gaze is locked on Ricochet.
Loujack: � And now the reigning MOW Tag Team Champions. Weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds, from parts unknown, Devastator, and Decimator; they are the excellence in tag team wrestling today, the unstoppable�DESTRUCTION CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crew enters the ring, take off their belts and get ready, without taking their eyes off of their opponents. Metallica�s �Shortest Straw begins to play as the crowd looks around surprised. Ricochet look visibly shock and out of sorts. The Crew does not appear to notice at all, their eyes are still locked on Ricochet.
Bruce: � What the hell is going on now? Why is the Skull Legion�s music playing?�
John: � It appears as if we have company, Bruce. Doomsday is on the entrance ramp.� Armageddon, and Apocalypse stand on the stage at the top of the entrance ramp. They have their arms crossed over their chests and are staring intently at the participants in the ring.
Bruce: � Why the are Doomsday out here, they�re not scheduled to be here.�
John: � They are probably scouting this match up, they are still in the title picture you know.�
Decimator leaves Devastator to start things off with Fury, who is still jumping up and down and moving around. Devastator stands still, intently watching his opponent. Fury rushes at Devastator who sidesteps and throws the smaller man into the turnbuckle, following him in with a clothesline. The crew begins to double team Fury in the corner, Kamikaze tries to enter the ring but the referee moves to stop him. This gives The Crew more time to double team Fury. Devastator turns Fury around, and hits him with a suplex, then picks him up with and arm bar. Decimator gets the tag and comes in, applying an armbar of his own. He then side suplexes Fury to the mat, following up with a gangster stretch. Fury gets to the ropes to break the hold. Decimator throws him to the corner; Fury�s head collides with Devastator�s waiting boot. The Crew tag again, Decimator whips Fury to the far ropes, catches him in the center of the ring, spins around and whips him back towards the ropes. Instead of hitting the ropes, Fury is almost decapitated by a running clothesline from Devastator who has just come of the ropes.
Bruce: � Perhaps I spoke to soon, eh? The Crew does not look complacent to me. They are totally dominating Ricochet.�
John: � Devastator, and Decimator have cut the ring in half and are successfully isolating Fury. Kamikaze has seen no action as of yet. Doomsday, have thankfully remained at the entrance area.�
In the ring The Crew are totally dominating Fury, baiting Kamikaze to try to enter the ring, giving them time to execute several double team maneuvers. Decimator Goes for a powerbomb, which Fury reverses into a head scissors, take down. He takes two stumble steps towards Kamikaze then leaps forward to make the tag. Kamikaze hits the ring, the proverbial house of fire. He hits both members of The Crew with high dropkicks, and hurracanranas. Devastator exits the ring; Decimator comes at Kamikaze who goes for another hurracanranas, which Decimator blocks with a powerbomb. Decimator picks up Kamikaze and tosses him into his own corner. Fury tags in and gets dropped with a clothesline. The crew begins more fast tags focusing their attacks on Fury�s back, with powerbombs, suplexes, and submission moves.
Bruce: � So far this match has been all Destruction Crew, Ricochet has had virtually no offense whatsoever.�
John: � Ricochet definitely does not look like they were at all prepared for this type of intensity.�
The Crew hit two brutal double powerbombs on Fury. Kamikaze enters the ring and the match breaks down into a melee. Decimator tosses Fury out of the ring and follows him out. Devastator hits Kamikaze with several technical moves in quick succession. Outside the ring Decimator wallops Fury in the lower back with a steel chair, repeatedly. He then picks him up and carries him to the broadcast position, climbing on top of it.
Bruce: � What the hell is he doing over here?�
John: � Decimator, get off of the table, what the hell?�
Decimator powerslams Fury from the broadcast table onto the chair then tosses him back into the ring. Devastator hits Kamikaze with his Simply Devastating kicking combo, knocking him through the ropes to the ring apron. Decimator returns to his corner as Kamikaze gets to his feet in his. Devastator hits Fury with Simply Devastating then goes for the cover. The referee drops down to count 1,2,�Devastator pulls Fury up and yells � Not �f@#*n
Bruce: � An abdominal stretch? No one has won with an abdominal stretch since the Reagan administration. What do you think of that John?�
John: � I think The Crew are trying to send a message to the boys in the back. That message is, we can beat you any way we want to, even with the most basic of moves.�
Loujack: � Your winners and still MOW Tag Team Champions, Devastator and Decimator, The Destruction Crew!�
Ricochet get to their feet and roll out of the ring, walking back to the locker room much slower than they entered. The Destruction Crew finally notices Doomsday at the top of the ramp. They smile wickedly to each other and exit the ring on their way to the dressing room.
Bruce: � Looks like we may have a confrontation here.�
As The Destruction Crew gets two thirds of the way up the ramp they stop a few feet short of Doomsday, who remain motionless. Doomsday gesture with their hands across their waists and gesture to themselves with their thumbs.
John: � Looks like Doomsday want those titles for themselves�
The Crew looks from Doomsday to the tag straps; then they look at each other for a brief moment, and then rush Doomsday. The champs collide with the seven-foot monsters, smashing them in the face with the tag belts. Decimator then grabs a stunned Armageddon and delivers the Flatbed onto the metal surface of the stage. Devastator continues to ram the title belt into Apocalypse�s face, backing him towards the edge of the stage. Armageddon gets up on his hands and knees but Decimator drives the title belt into his lower back, and then kicks him in the ribs, flipping him all the way over to his stomach. He continues to do this until the seven footer is on the edge of the stage, at which point Decimator kicks him right off. Devastator hits Apocalypse with two Simply Devastatings in a row, but Apocalypse just pushes him to the ground. Decimator steps in front of the monster, only to be locked up; but as Apocalypse attempts a grapple, Decimator counters with a spinning backfist that sends Apocalypse sailing off the stage. The Crew stands at the edge of the stage and mimic the gestures that Doomsday were giving them. Then they dangle the tag straps over the edge, as Doomsday grab for them they pull them back up. They do this several times as if toying with a couple of puppies. Decimator, and Devastator snap the belts around their waists, spit at Doomsday and walk through the curtain to the back, leaving the pissed of giants to have a tantrum.
Bruce: � What a display, The Crew really let them have it. And Doomsday does not look happy; these two teams will definitely clash in the future. Keep your eyes on the Tag Team division; it�s about to heat up.
John: � It�s like they were saying; �You don�t intimidate us, we�re the champs, not you�. The Destruction Crew are still the champs, and it looks like everyone wants a shot at those belts. Well now it is time for our main event, as if all our matches tonight haven�t been main event caliber.�
Bruce: � That�s right John, the Skull Legion against The Alliance. We�ve seen these two groups battle before, I wonder why Mr. Pickle maid this the main event anyway.
Metallica�s �Shortest Straw� begins to play signaling the arrival of the Skull Legion. The crowd roars in disgust as the Lord of Hellfire, and the Zombie make their entrance.
Loujack: � Representing the Skull Legion at a combined weight of 797 pounds; from parts unknown the Zombie, and from Hell, Michigan, MOW Heavyweight champion, the Lord of Hellfire.�
�Perfect Strangers� by Dream Theater w/ Bruce Dickinson hits, signaling the arrival of The Alliance. To the incredibly loud roar of the crowd Steamroller Stan and the Guardian walk to the ring.
Loujack: � Representing The Alliance at a combined weight of 575 pounds; Steamroller Stan, and The Guardian.�
Bruce: � Well this should be a very physical match up. Although no titles are on the line, a lot of pride is.�
John: � That�s right Bruce, these two teams really hate each other lets see what happens.�
The bell rings and Hellfire and Stan start the match. Hellfire hits Stan with a spear, and follows it up with a piledriver. He then tags in Zombie who hits a palm thrust and a suplex. Hellfire and Zombie continue to make quick tags getting quite an advantage on Stan. At the 3 minutes 2 seconds into the match we hear.
Mr. Pickle: � Stop, stop, cut it out. This is boring!�
Commissioner Pickle is standing at the top of the entrance ramp, accompanied by a large wrestler dressed in yellow and green, wearing a large stovepipe hat. The large man does not look happy at all.
Mr. Pickle: � Hi everyone!!!!!!!!!!! I was just explaining this whole Alliance, Legion feud to my big buddy here. Oh, wave to the people G4, go on wave. Ladies and gentlemen this is my new good friend G4, Bernie introduced us, because Bernie likes me. Just like all of you.
Laughter and cheering from the crowd.
Mr. Pickle: � Anyhoo. I was explaining this feud to my new friend, and I thought this is getting boring. These guys are always fighting, and for no good reason either. So I decided to give you a reason. I�m gonna shake things up and give the audience a real treat. Give them some real excitement, you know what I mean. So without further ado, timekeeper, restart the timer. As of right now this match is a Fatal Four way elimination match for the Heavyweight championship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ring the bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and falls will count anywhere, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�
The ring bell goes off again and out of nowhere Zombie spears Hellfire and begins to punch his face as Stan delivers a clothesline that almost decapitates Guardian, and begins to stomp him. Mr. Pickle and friend leave the arena, as the crowd roars louder than it has all night long.
Bruce: � Holy shit, pardon my French, but Pickle has really turned this match upside down. What we thought was just another grudge match in a long line of grudge matches between these to factions is now a four way match for the biggest title of all!!�
John: � Not only that, but the added bonus of possibly being champ has apparently turned teammates against each other.�
Then Stan and Zombie face off, with Stan getting the advantage and hitting a suplex. As Zombie gets to his feet Guardian pastes him in the chops, drawing a kick from Zombie which he blocks and catches. Before Guardian can counter, though, Zombie nails him with an enziguri. Hellfire piledrives Stan, who gets up and is double powerbombed by Zombie and Guardian. The two mortal enemies then put the boots to the big trucker. Zombie picks up Stan, bulldogs him, and then runs at Hellfire and chokes him to the mat.
Bruce: � This has broken down into utter chaos. Way to go Commissioner Pickle!!!!!!!!!!�
Guardian hits Stan with a spinebuster, then runs at Zombie and Hellfire (who are grappling near the ropes) and hits a double clothesline that takes all three of them over the ropes to the arena floor. Stan hits a double axehandle on the Zombie from the apron, then double powerbombs him whit Guardian. Stan starts to exchange blows with Hellfire, but gets creamed from behind by a stop sign wielding Guardian. Hellfire hits a monstrous spear on Zombie and signals for the end. Stan attempts to suplex Guardian, but Guardian reverses it into a suplex of his own, and he too signals for the end.
John: � I don�t believe what I am seeing,�
Hellfire and Guardian hit the Straight to Hell, and the Hammerfall at the same time outside the ring. Hellfire covers Zombie, and Guardian covers Stan.
John: � double finisher, fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!�
The referee drops down by Guardian and counts; 1,2,3, and the bell rings. Stan is eliminated at 4 minutes and 10 seconds. The referee runs over to Hellfire/Zombie, but Zombie kicks out before he can start counting. Hellfire nails Zombie with a powerbomb to the arena floor, followed by two double powerbombs on the outside, with the Guardians help. Hellfire then picks up a chair and nails Guardian with it, before tossing Zombie back into the ring and once again signaling for the end. He hits a second Straight to Hell on Zombie and gets the pinfall at 5 minutes 15 seconds.
Bruce: � Well Zombie and Stan are eliminated, it�s down two Hellfire and Guardian. Boy do these guys hate one another, Guardian would love to take the belt from Hellfire.�
John: � Yeah well Hellfire looks pretty pissed off right now, to me. If I were Guardian I�d just hit the showers before that 8 foot monster ate me alive.�
Guardian climbs into the ring and attempts a grapple, which Hellfire reverses with multiple headbutts. Hellfire hits the prone Guardian with the double kneedrop, almost squashing him to the mat. Guardian is picked up only to be knocked through the ropes and kicked off the apron. Hellfire follows him outside, and picks up a chair. He swings it at a running Guardian, but Guardian drops down and hits a spear, coming in right under the chairs arc. Hellfire gets up and answers with a belly-to-belly suplex, and then bloodies Guardian with ultimate punching. The 8-foot demon then tosses his quarry back into the ring, where the two trade several shots to the head. Before he can work up any advantage though, Guardian is driven down with a cradle piledriver, and another belly to belly suplex. Hellfire taunts the crowd and hits the Straight to Hell. The referee counts;1,2,�Guardian kicks out. A visibly frustrated Hellfire picks up Guardian, and drives his massive knee into Guardian�s face. He locks on a modified Boston crab but Guardian reaches the ropes to break the hold. Hellfire roars in anger and picks up Guardian by the throat, he than drives him to the mat with an unholy Chokeslam, then repeats it. Hellfire taunts his foe, the locks him up in a bearhug in the center of the ring. Guardian struggles to get free, but to no avail, he submits at 8 minutes 56 seconds. The ring bell goes off and the match is over, but Hellfire doesn�t let go.
Loujack: � Your winner and still MOW Heavyweight Champion, the Lord of Hellfire.�
Bruce: � Hellfire won the match but he just wont let go. I think you�re John, he�s pissed.�
John: � Well what a PPV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well worth the wait and controversy.�
Bruce: � No one does it better than the MOW. Holy cow John, Hellfire is still holding Guardian.�
In the ring Hellfire shifts Guardian up onto his shoulders, then climbs to the top rope, and, Super DVD!!!!!!! Hellfire then hits the Guardian with yet another Straight to Hell, and picks up a ring mic.
Hellfire: � I�m coming for you Pickle, and I�m gonna send you��
Hellfire: �STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�
Bruce: � Uh, if I were Mr. Pickle I�d be on a plane.�
Hellfire stalks up the ramp to the dressing room, looking for Pickle. The cameras follow him as he enters Pickles office. No one is there so he trashes the place. Another camera finds Mr. Pickle running through the halls being chased by Hellfire.
Mr. Pickle: � G4, G4, helpme!!!!!!!!! G4 where are you???????????????�
Just as Hellfire passes a dressing room door that says Mr. Lomax, G4 and Bernie exit said dressing room. Bernie is enjoying a hot coffee, while the G4 is drinking Jack Daniels, straight, out of the bottle.
Bernie: � Did you hear something?�
G4 (laughing slightly): � Not a thing, you?�
Bernie shrugs and the two walk off in the opposite direction of Hellfire. In the parking garage Mr. Pickle climbs into the Pickle mobile (a big green limo) and tells his driver to step on it. Before the driver can start the car, Hellfire tears the drivers door off, pulls out the driver and gives him the River Styx on the concrete.
Hellfire: �PICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�
Hellfire grabs the undercarriage of the limo, squats down and with a Herculean effort, and begins to lift the car. Mr. Pickle exits the other side, looks at the sight before him and runs away screaming. The rest of the Skull Legion come to their leaders aid, and together they flip the limo upside down. Hellfire picks up a crow bar and pries the gas tank from the car. After emptying the contents of the gas tank onto the limos underbelly, he throws the empty tank at the now rising, driver; sending him flying through the air into some racks of chairs. Hellfire steps off the limo and is handed something by Apocalypse. It is a book of matches; he uses one match to light the rest, and then tosses the flaming book at the limo. WHOOSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The limo is instantly engulfed in flames. The camera focuses on Hellfire, who holds out the title belt.
Hellfire: � Get a good look at it pickle, because this is as close to getting it off of me as you are ever going to get!�
The Skull Legion walks off, leaving the flaming car behind them.
Bruce: � Oh MY GOD!!!!! We are out of time everyone, what a hell of a show! For Dr. John Brody, and John Taurus, I�m Bruce Kincaid saying Good Night!!!!!!!!!!�
The camera stays on the burning car for a few moments then fades to black as the MOW copyright info is shown.
Hellfire/Zombie vs Guardian/Steamroller Stan
MATCH 8
Grudge Match Alliance vs Skull Legion
