�Cotton Candy, marry me�
�Bernie is Da Man!�
�Let me join the Skull Legion�

There are also fans with American flags, and a whole section of purple and black clad fans in support of the Destruction Crew. One fan is shown holding up his homemade standee of Mr. Pickle. When he waves it back and forth, its head bobs just like the commissioner�s. The camera then settles in on the broadcast position, where John Taurus and Bruce Kincaid are seated.

John Taurus: �Welcome MOW faithful, to another exciting edition of Asylum.�

Bruce Kincaid: �That�s right John, and the way things have been going around here, it is an asylum.�

John: �You can say that again Bruce, it has gone downright bizarre around here lately. Starting at Madmania and continuing last Tuesday on Therapy. Things are heating up around here.�

Bruce: �Well let�s get on with the show, tonight we have the first two matches in the J-Crown tournament. Mr. Lomax promises some exciting bouts in that division.�

John: �And we also have a rematch from Madmania, as General James will try to once again beat the Zombie for the Hardcore Title. We also have a rematch from Therapy as well. Doomsday, fresh off their big win over the Tag Team Champs, Destruction Crew, will try to score another victory this time the belts are on the line.�

Bruce: �Yes and maybe we�ll get some more insight into��

Type O Negative�s �Blood and Fire� begins to play as the Lord of Hellfire storms down to the ring. Hellfire grabs a microphone from a stagehand at ringside and enters the ring. The crowd begins to boo the Champ, causing his face to contort more with rage.

Hellfire: �Shut the (bleep) up, before I send every last one of you sons of bitches STRAIGHT�TO..HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!�

The crowd settles down a little bit and the Champ continues to talk.

Hellfire: �I�m still the Champ around here, and I should get a little respect as long as I have this belt on my shoulder��

Suddenly Mr. Pickle and G-4 appear on the entrance ramp, the commissioner is grinning ear to ear. The G-4 as usual is somber looking.

Mr. Pickle: �What do you mean you don�t get any respect? Maybe you should earn respect, don�t you think? So I thought I�d help you out with that problem.�

Hellfire: �And how do you propose to do that, from the hospital bed you�ll be in once I get my hands on you?�

Mr. Pickle: �Whatever. Anyways, as I was saying, tonight on Asylum you will defend the title in a three-way dance with Guardian, and Stan! Oh, and the belt is on the line, that should fix your respect problem, don�t you think?�

Hellfire: �I think I ought to break your green ass in half, that�s what I think. I just put up the belt on Sunday, in what was suppose to be a non-title match. I�m not defending it tonight.�

Mr. Pickle: �I said you are defending it, and I�m the commissioner!�

Hellfire: �Well you can be the commissioner, but you must also be deaf cuz I�m not putting this belt on the line tonight.�

Mr. Pickle: �Then I�ll just have to strip you of the title.�

The crowd gasps, as do John and Bruce.

Mr. Pickle: �Yeah, strip you of it, I have BIG plans for that title anyways, BIG plans. Lord of Hellfire, I hereby strip you of the MOW title!�

Hellfire: �If I�m stripped of it why don�t you come and get it, little man?�

Mr. Pickle: �There�s no need for that, G-4 will get it�

G-4 looks at Pickle and shakes his head; the two begin to bicker for a while. G-4 turns and begins to walk down to the ring, shaking his head the whole way.

Mr. Pickle: �Just go get it, he won�t hurt you. Look at you, you�re seven and a half feet tall, what do you have to be scared about? Just get the belt, and straighten you�re hat!�

G-4 enters the ring and stands in front of Hellfire, holding his hand out. The two have a stand off in the middle of the ring.

Mr. Pickle: �And why did you have to knock down the poor Candyman on Tuesday? He didn�t do anything to you.�

Hellfire: �He was in my way, when I was trying to catch your scrawny ass. He slowed me down, and you got away.�

Mr. Pickle: �Well it�s not my fault I�m faster than you. Maybe if you spent more time on the treadmill and less time being spooky you would have caught me.�

G-4 turns his head towards pickle, his face contorted in anger, and mouthing questionable language. Hellfire�s nostrils flare and he says � SON OF A BITCH�, he grabs G-4 from behind and drives him to the mat with the River Styxxx. He then drapes the belt across G-4�s chest, points at Pickle and begins to run towards the amazing one. Mr. Pickle�s eyes get as big as pie plates and he begins to run for his life, Hellfire on his tail. In the ring G-4 gets to his feet, and walks off to the back with the title belt, shaking his head the whole time.

John: �What a development! Hellfire stripped of the title, and the show has barely begun what will happen tonight?�

Bruce: �I don�t know John, I just don�t know. Things are getting quite odd around here lately, with all the surprises and such. Well let�s get on with tonight�s first match, Pandemonium vs. the Dark Ones. This will determine the number one contender for the Hardcore Tag Team titles.

MATCH 1

Hardcore Tag Title #1 Contendership

Ratamathatta by Sepultura plays as the Dark Ones come out of the back. Smoke and eerie green lights bathe the entrance ramp as they make their way to the ring. The Amazon is carrying a weird staff, and Curse has a human skull on a chain. The crowd boos and jeers with hatred as the two walk to the ring. Steve Loujack is in the ring wearing a tuxedo and holding a microphone.

Steve Loujack: �At a combined weight of 554 pounds, and hailing from somewhere in Brazil, The Amazon and The Curse, they are The Dark Ones.�

Bruce: �These two give me the creeps, I�ll tell you that right now.�

Panic by Anthrax begins to play, and Pandemonium come through the curtain to a mixed response from the crowd. Mayhem and Chaos walk slowly to the ring.

Loujack: �Weighing in at a combined weight of 489 pounds and hailing from the Pandora's Box, Mayhem and Chaos, this is Pandemonium.�

The bell rings and both teams begin pounding on each other with vigorous abandon. Amazon hits Chaos with a bodyslam and goes outside the ring. He begins looking under the ring for something, and starts to toss a variety of items into the ring. Mayhem and Curse are trading off moves in the ring; Chaos follows Amazon to the outside, picks up a chair and nails him in the head with it. The match quickly deteriorates into a full-scale brawl.

Both teams use an arsenal of objects including, chairs, a pipe wrench, a stop sign, several broomsticks, cookie sheets, garbage cans, garbage can lids, and a crowbar. The Dark Ones seem to not have their mind on the match and Pandemonium get the advantage. Mayhem hits Curse in the ribs with the crowbar, then powerslams him onto a garbage can. Outside the ring, on the entrance ramp, Chaos piledrives Amazon. He then picks him up and suplexes him to the steel. Curse is wobbling around and takes a cookie sheet to the face, and then gets DDTed onto said cookie sheet.

Chaos picks up Amazon and puts him on his shoulder, then runs at the ring post and lets him fly. Amazon hits the post, shoulder first and collapses to the floor. Chaos then joins his partner in the ring and they double team Curse. They place him on the top turnbuckle and give him a double DDT onto the garbage can. Amazon enters the ring with a chair but gets nailed with a stop sign. Mayhem puts one garbage can over Amazon�s head and another one over Curse�s. The two members of Pandemonium then get baseball bats out from under the ring, and begin to wail on the Dark Ones who are confined in the garbage cans. Curse is knocked through the ropes and falls to the arena floor. Amazon gets free of his can, but gets a bat in the ribs from Chaos. Mayhem pulls a roll of quarters out of his tights, measures Amazon and nails him with a big right hand. Amazon drops to the mat like a sack of potatoes and Chaos goes for the pin as Mayhem cuts off Curse on the apron. The referee counts 1,2, and 3. The match is over after 6:47, Pandemonium wins.

Loujack: �Winners of this contest by pinfall, Pandemonium.�

John: �What a match, Pandemonium totally dominated that match from the get go.�

Bruce: �The way they went at it in there makes me want to see them and The Minions go at it. Those two teams will probably kill each other.�

Mr. Tinkertrain by Ozzy plays on the p.a. as Candyman and Cotton Candy make their way to the ring. The crowd cheers him as he cockily strides to the ring and is assisted into the ring by Candy.

John: �Candyman has been showing quite a bit of arrogance as of late, wonder what he has to say?�

Candyman: �There seems to have been a big mistake in the office again as I�m not scheduled to compete for you tonight. It seems that my performance in the Rumble at Madmania has scared not only the boys in the back, but the bitches in the office as well. So I figured I�d come out here and put up an open challenge to anyone in the back who thinks they can beat me!�

MATCH 2

Candyman: �Listen up you yellow dweeb, I need real competition, that wasn�t even a workout. I sweat more in bed if you know what I mean. Just like I thought, no one wants a piece of Candyman. Well I hope you�re over your sweet tooth nimrod, cuz next time I�ll really hurt you. C�mon Candy we are out of here.�

The referee counts Candyman out and calls for the bell. He then helps Mr. Cheese to his feet and raises his hand in victory.

Loujack: �Winner by count out the Amazing Mr. Cheese.�

John: �That Candyman is one arrogant fellow, he handed that win to Mr. Cheese. After handing him his ass first though.�

Bruce: �And now Mr. Cheese is 2-0 who would have ever thought?�

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Commercial Break

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Hellfire: �Can I help you?�

Mr. Cheese: �Yeah baldy, I think you can. Have you seen my good friend Mr. Pickle?�

At the mention of Mr. Pickle, Hellfire�s face contorts in rage.

Hellfire: �Your good friend Mr. Pickle? You two are friends?�

Mr. Cheese: �The BEST of friends if you must know.�

Hellfire: �So it would probably upset him if something bad were to happen to you right?�

Mr. Cheese: �Oh yeah, that�d cause him a lot of grief you can be sure of that!!!!!!!!!!!�

The Lord of Hellfire smiles widely at this news, and the Legion springs to life. Mr. Cheese is soon getting punched, kicked, slammed, and beaten violently. Tremor picks him up and hits The Great Quake. Doomsday then holds him up so that Brimstone can deliver the Headhunter. Doomsday then gives him that Powerbomb/Chokeslam that they debuted on the Destruction Crew, at Therapy. Then Hellfire picks up Mr. Cheese and gives him a vicious Straight to Hell on the floor. The Legion then put the boots to him for a while and then walk out of the room, laughing.

Mr. Cheese lays on the floor totally unconscious. Bonecrusher comes walking in, and stops to regard the yellow wonder. He drops down to one knee and checks for a pulse, he gets out some smelling salt but shakes his head and puts it a away.

Bonecrusher: �Training is at EIGHT in the morning tomorrow!�

Bonecrusher then walks out of the room as well. The camera focuses on Mr. Cheese for a while but he just lies there. Back at the broadcast table, John and Bruce are dumbfounded.

Bruce: �I thought Mr. Pickle was whacked but this Cheese guy is even worse. The Skull Legion is pissed off the way it is, why antagonize them?�

John: �I agree with you 100% Bruce, but on to business. Next up we have the veteran Judge taking on the despicable Rat Bastard.�

MATCH 3

Loujack: �Making his way to the ring at this time weighing 280 pounds and hailing from Bastardville, the Rat Bastard.�

John: �Why does it take this creep so long to get to the ring? I mean the Zombie has a quicker intro for heaven�s sake!�

The arena is filled with the sound of And Justice for All by Metallica as The Judge makes his way to the ring. The crowd cheers the veteran who makes his way to the ring quickly and confidently.

Loujack: �Weighing in at 350 pounds and making his way to the ring from Philidelphia PA, he is the voice of law and order in the MOW, he is The Judge.�

The match begins with the Rat Bastard trying to out do The Judge with a variety of technical moves, but Judge counters with an aggressive power attack. The Judge�s pace slows down quickly as he begins to show signs of fatigue and possibly a sore back. The Judge hits several bodyslams and suplexes before attempting to press the Rat Bastard. Judge�s back gives out and he collapses in the middle of the ring. Rat Bastard takes advantage by mounting him and punching him while he is down.

Bruce: �It looks like The Judge�s back is still hurting, he has had a problem with it for a few weeks now.�

The Judge gets to his feet but Rat Bastard kicks him in the groin and gouges his eyes. After being warned by the referee he launches a short offense hitting a DDT, a bodyslam, and a backbreaker. The Judge gets up from the backbreaker in obvious pain, but quite pissed as well. He attacks the Rat with renewed vigor, nailing several power moves and aerial attacks. The Judge is visibly shaken after coming off the top rope with a big elbow drop. He tosses the Rat over the top rope then dives over it himself, nailing the Rat with a somersault attack. The Judge gets to his feet, holding his back and stops to listen to the fans who are cheering like mad. Seemingly energized by the fans The Judge picks up Rat Bastard and delivers a big Powerbomb through the announce table, sending John and Bruce for cover.

John: �Oh my God! Look at this mess, I don�t know who got the worst of that Judge or the stinking Rat Bastard.�

The Judge gets up very slowly and barely lifts Rat to the apron, then pushes him under the ropes. He takes quite a while to get into the ring himself. Rat Bastard gets to his feet and tries to attack The Judge but the veteran is waiting and hits The Verdict. He then covers Rat for the pin

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall, The Judge.�

The Judge doesn�t get up; instead Rat Bastard rolls him off and gets to his feet. He looks down at The Judge and spits on him before leaving. Rat walks to the back laughing as The Judge still lies there.

John: �That Rat Bastard sure lives up to his name doesn�t he?�

Bruce: �He sure does John, he sure does. We need to get some medical help down here, The Judge still isn�t moving.�

The medical staff comes down to the ring and put Judge on a stretcher. The crowd cheers as he is wheeled to the back.

John: �I sure hope The Judge is alright, he was just starting to really get it going here. He had a very good showing at Madmania, and this match tonight was great.�

Bruce: �Yeah, but during all the commotion Bernie Lomax and Commissioner Pickle have entered the ring.�

Bernie: �I was supposed to take this time to announce the name and location of our next Pay Per View event but I have some bad news. The legal troubles we had with Madmania dug into our budget and we can�t at this time afford to go on the road. Not until the mess is totally cleaned up. So our next PPV will have to take place here in the Mad-arena.�

Mr. Pickle: �Here!?! Here???? But we just had a Pay Per View here, we should go somewhere else don�t you think?�

Bernie: �Yes, but as I just said we can�t afford it right now. We don�t have enough money to go on the road.�

Mr. Pickle: �Who said we have to go on the road? I didn�t say that, I just said we should have it somewhere else. Hey!!!!! You have that big house on the lake don�t you?�

Bernie: �Why yes but I don�t see how that helps us out.�

Mr. Pickle: �We�ll have it at your place!!!!!!!!!!!!�

Bernie: �What? Have it at my place? How?�

Mr. Pickle: �Don�t worry about it, I�ll take care of it all. The next MOW PPV will be at YOUR house. It�ll go on all weekend; yeah we could have a carnival with rides and attractions, to raise money. We�ll call it Weekend at Bernie�s. Pretty original name huh, I thought so. Well I�ll handle all the details buddy don�t worry about nothing.�

Bernie: �A carnival, the whole weekend, the PPV at MY house? How? Why? Hey?�

As Bernie is dumbfounded and rambling Mr. Pickle leaves the ring and walks back to the dressing room. Bernie stomps around the ring a while, kicking the ropes and shaking his head. After a few moments he exits the ring and walks back to the dressing room while saying �Why me?� repeatedly.�

John: �The next Pay Per View at Bernie�s house? Oh my that Pickle just blows my mind.�

Bruce: �And he did say carnival right I heard that right. A carnival, what did he mean by that exactly?�

John Taurus: �I�m not sure what he meant by that Bruce, but lets get to our next match and try to keep some semblance of order around here. Next up we have the first match in the J-Crown Tournament. Eight superstars will compete in a single elimination tournament for the newest MOW title.�

MATCH 4

J-Crown Tourney Match

John Taurus: � Yep, John Cain and Akira Komatsu are both quite famous over in Japan, lets see how they fare in their first match here in the states.�

Motley Crue�s �Knock em Dead Kid� plays on the house system as John Cain makes his way to the ring. He is smiling a toothless grin, and is wearing sunglasses and a bandana on his head; sweat glistens on his rather hairy chest. The crowd is kind of quiet as this newcomer walks confidently to the ring.

Loujack: � Hailing from Battle Mountain, Nevada, and weighing in at 220 pounds, John Cain.�

John Cain climbs into the ring and begins to warm up, pulling and bouncing on the ropes.

John Taurus: � This John Cain is one tough dude, ex-marine, ex-shootfighter, and a bare-knuckle champ as well, this guy knows how to fight.�

Ministry�s �Burning Inside� reverberates through the arena as fireballs go off on the entrance ramp. Akira Komatsu, face painted, arms covered in Japanese tattoos, walks through the fire, barefooted, on his way to the ring. He stops to stick out his green tongue and to spit fire into the air. The crowd cheers his antics but still look wary at the newcomers.

Loujack: �Weighing in at 207 pounds, and hailing from Osaka, Japan, The Japanese Pittbull, Akira Komatsu.�

John: �This Akira Komatsu is a huge star in his native Japan. At 37 years old he is a twenty year veteran, and a second generation star.�

Bruce: �According to what I have here, these two have had quite a long-standing rivalry over in Japan, over light-heavyweight titles.

John: �That�s right, they have feuded in several different promotions. As of late though, they have been allies, and only signed to the MOW under the stipulation that their first match be against each other.�

The bell rings and the match is underway. Both competitors circle each other for a while, getting the feel of one another. Cain moves in and unleashes a barrage of punches and kicks on his opponent, who grabs him and executes a monkey flip. Akira kicks Cain repeatedly as the shootfighter gets to his feet. Cain blocks a hard right, and hits a Falcon Arrow, but Akira gets right to his feet and taunts his foe. Akira whips Cain into the far ropes then jumps off the opposite ropes and nails an Asai Moonsault, then picks up Cain and chops him to the mat three times. John Cain goes for suplex, but Akira reverses it into an armbar.

John: �This Komatsu wrestles barefoot, if I were in there with him I�d stomp on his feet!�

John Cain grabs Akira and executes a backbreaker, then whips him into the ropes and catches him in the mouth with a viscous back elbow smash. The two then trade kicks back and forth, and then Cain stomps on the Pittbull�s right foot repeatedly.

Bruce: �Look at that you two think alike.�

John: � Well that is what I would have done. Who wrestles barefoot these days?�

Cain moves behind Akira and drops him with a release German suplex, followed by a big clothesline, and puts on the ring submission. Cain pulls back on the hold, causing Akira to scream in Japanese, but he won�t submit. Cain releases the hold, and Akira whips him towards the ropes. The Pittbull attempts a hurracanranna, but Cain counters with a snap powerbomb, and follows with a double knee drop. Akira gets up slowly and hits a spinning back kick, the two then trade punches. Cain whips Akira into the ropes and knocks him to the mat with a big right punch. Akira, once again gets to his feet very slowly. John Cain hits a snap suplex, picks up Akira and hits a head butt. Akira gets up very slowly and tries to give a throat thrust, which Cain sidesteps. He knocks Akira down with a forearm to the back, and puts on a modified Boston Crab. Cain pulls back on his opponent with great force, but again he will not submit. Cain releases the hold and waits for Akira to get to his feet. When Akira is standing Cain delivers The Big Beatdown. He then covers Akira for the 1,2,3; match over at 6:15.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall, John Cain.�

Akira Komatsu gets to his feet slowly, and walks up to John Cain. The two stare at each other for a while, then shake hands, and Akira raises Cain�s hand. The crowd cheers this show of sportsmanship, and the two of them walk out together while �Knock em Dead Kid� plays on the p.a.

John: �Bernie was right, I think these matches are going to add a lot of excitement to the MOW.�

Bruce: �And lets hope all the participants can show that kind of professionalism and sportsmanship.�

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Commercial Break

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The camera takes us backstage where the Rat Bastard is standing in the interview area. Dr. John Brody is standing with him.

Dr. John: �Rat Bastard can you tell us your feelings on the situation with The Judge?�

Rat Bastard: �What do I care about that old has been? He might of beat me tonight, but who�s walking around and who�s in a meat-wagon? I am a little sick of some of the things I�ve been hearing in the locker room about me lately. I know that most of management can�t stand me, but I ain�t going anywhere anytime soon. If any of the boys in the back care to try and get rid of me I say bring it on. I�m ready for a fight if that�s what they want.�

As the Rat Bastard is talking General James walks up and shoves him down to the floor.

General James: �If you want action, I�ll be glad to give it to you, you worthless punk. If you have the brass to meet me next week, I�ll give you some basic training you won�t forget!�

The General then storms off, leaving the Rat Bastard looking slightly confused as he gets to his feet. The Rat Bastard just storms off, leaving the Doctor standing there alone.

Dr. John: �I guess it�s back to you guys.�

Back at the broadcast location.

John: �It seems like General James has challenged the Rat Bastard to a match next week.�

Bruce: �So I wonder if the General will put up the Hardcore Title, should he win it in tonight�s main event against the Zombie.�

MATCH 5

TV Title match

Prong�s �Snap your fingers, Snap your neck� begins to play as the lights turn an eerie read and purple. Strobe lights begin to flash as a video of earthquakes plays on the Madvision, and Tremor steps out onto the entrance ramp. The crowd is very vocal in their dislike of the huge man.

Loujack: �Hailing from San Andreas, California and weighing in at 391 pounds; representing the Skull Legion, he is the Master of the Great Quake, here is Tremor.�

Bruce: �I think Jester will have his hands full in this TV Title match tonight. Although he has defeated Doom on two occasions lately, Tremor�s new attitude and his new allies in the Skull Legion may turn the tide in his direction.�

�Visions� by Savatage hits the arena as the Jester makes his way through the crowd. He is tossing glitter, streamers, and confetti into the air. The crowd cheers wildly as he makes his way to the ring, handing out party favors and balloon animals as he goes.

John: �The Jester is quite a fan favorite, listen to this crowd. I don�t think we have a more fun entertainer in all of the MOW!�

The Jester hops over the safety rail and walks up to the broadcast position. He stops to make balloon hats for Bruce and John and places them on their heads.

Loujack: �Hailing from, The planet Earth, and weighing in at 180 pounds; he is your Television Champion, the merry prankster himself, The Jester!�

The referee holds the TV Title up in the air for all to see, then hands it to the timekeeper and the match is underway. Jester moves towards Tremor slowly, measuring his opponent. Jester hits a few quick moves like low dropkicks and a drop toehold. He then ascends the top rope and goes for a huracanranna, which Tremor blocks with a massive powerbomb. Tremor gets to his feet and launches a fierce offense of power moves, tossing Jester around like a rag doll. Jester continually tries his quick attacks, and aerial maneuvers, but they don�t have much affect.

Bruce: �It appears that Jester is trying the same type of cat and mouse attacks that have worked so well for him against Doom. Tremor is a lot more focused than Doom though, I�m not sure if this strategy will work. The Jester is holding his own, but those power moves by the big man will take their toll.�

John: �And speaking of Doom, he has made his way down to ringside, and is heading this way. Why is he out here, anyway? He isn�t scheduled to wrestle till a little later on.�

As the Jester quickens the pace of action in the ring, dazzling Tremor with his speed, Doom makes his way to the timekeeper�s table. Doom grabs the TV Title belt and begins to walk off with it. Security guards and referees come down and try to get the belt from Doom, who fights them off.

In the ring Jester and Tremor are watching this spectacle with confused looks on their faces.

Warlock comes down to the ring and distracts Doom long enough for a security guard to get the belt from him. Back in the ring Tremor grabs a distracted Jester from behind, and drops him with a full-nelson slam. Tremor jumps up and signals for the end, then picks up Jester by the throat and delivers an awesome Great Quake. Tremor covers Jester and easily gets the three count.

The security guard with the belt quickly tosses it to Tremor who begins to walk out with it. When the bell rings, Doom enters the ring and begins to rough up Jester who is pointing at Tremor.

Loujack: �Winner by pin fall and NEW MOW TV CHAMPION, Tremor!!!!!!�

Doom drops Jester to the mat and begins to walk slowly and deliberately towards Tremor, who is heading to the back. Warlock tosses Jester out of the ring and begins to yell at Doom, then follows him towards the back.

�Anvil of Crom� hits and Narn walks out from the back and meets Doom on the Ramp, peppering him with rights and lefts. He works the masked monster back down to the ring, and then tosses him in, before entering himself.

MATCH 6

John: �It appears that Narn doesn�t want to wait for his match with Doom, he wants to get it on right now!�

Bruce: �With the losing streak he�s been on, perhaps a slight sneak attack like this is the advantage he needs.�

Narn starts the match with a series of big time power moves and then hits Doom with the Celtic Crush, and goes for the pin. Doom easily kicks out of the pin, tossing the huge Celt out of the way like he was a small child. Doom gets to his feet and tries to exit the ring, but Narn spins him around and suplexes him. Doom gets up and returns the attack to the Warlock�s relief.

Doom hits Narn with a variety of powerbombs, all delivered with maximum force, then grabs Narn and nails him with the Whirling Dervish. After scoring the pinfall Doom heads straight for the locker room, Warlock right behind him trying to keep up.

Narn gets to his feet and exits the ring, and begins to throw chairs, and ring steps around while hollering into the air. Narn continues his tantrum all the way to the back where the Rat Bastard bumps into him. The Celtic powerhouse grabs the Rat and hurls him right through a door, shattering it into splinters and leaving the Rat in a heap.

Bruce: �We have too many nutjobs in this place. What the hell is up with Doom anyways? And Narn is getting more crazy by the minute!�

John: �I have to agree with you there Bruce, his cheese has definitely fallen off of his cracker! This show is living up to its name, an Asylum.�

MATCH 7

J-Crown Tourney Match

Savatage- Visions begins to play as Kamikaze comes out to a very mixed reaction from the crowd. He does flips and handsprings down to the ring.

Loujack: �Hailing from the big top of The Vanderstine Circus, weighing in at 195 pounds; he is one half of Ricochet, here is Kamikaze.�

�Mexican Radio� by Wall of Voodoo begins to play as pi�atas begin to lower from the ceiling and then explode, sending candy and treats into the crowd. Luche Larry, clad in red and white tights and wearing a mask comes out of the back and walks down to the ring. He moves in a very animated way as he approaches and enters the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and shakes his head back and forth.

John: �No wonder Pickle digs this guy, look at him he looks like a living cartoon!�

Loujack: �Hailing from Mexico City, Mexico and weighing in at 154 pounds, please welcome Luche Larry!!!!!!!!!�

Bruce: �Is it just me or is there something very familiar about this guy, like I�ve seen him wrestle before.�

The match starts with Larry hitting a drop kick, which Kamikaze answers with a whip to the ropes and a huracanranna. He then ascends the ropes and hits his opponent with a senton bomb. Larry gets to his feet and launches a flurry of punches, then tosses Kamikaze to the ropes and goes for, but misses an Assai Moonsault. Kamikaze whips him to the corner, and runs up his chest and does a flip, then hits a scissor kick when he lands. He then hits Larry with an atomic drop followed by a quick DDT, then delivers a bulldog and attempts a missile dropkick off the top rope. Larry counters the dropkick with a dropkick of his own.

Larry picks up Kamikaze and gives him a few shots to the head, and then a headbutt, he follows up by monkey flipping Kamikaze and gouging his eyes. Kamikaze sends Larry over the ropes with a dropkick to the face, and then leaps over the ropes with a senton bomb, which connects. Kamikaze gets to his feet and begins to celebrate and taunt. While he does this, Larry gets back into the ring, comes off the far ropes and nails a suicide dive to the outside. Kamikaze is knocked into the safety rail. Larry climbs to the top rope and hits a double axe handle, then tosses Kamikaze into the ring. Kamikaze comes off the ropes, but Larry knocks him down with a hard clothesline. Kamikaze hits reverse DDT, and Larry follows with a choke down. Larry picks up Kamikaze and hits him with multiple knee strikes, which are answered by a flurry of punches and kicks by the circus star.

John: �I don�t know about anyone else, but I�m having a hard time keeping up with the action in the ring!�

Larry rakes Kamikaze�s back, then drops him with a bulldog and delivers a falling elbow to the back of his opponent. Larry then hits several moves in quick succession, a double underhook suplex, a double underhook DDT, knee strikes and a choke down. Kamikaze gets to his feet and grabs Larry in a side headlock, but gets driven to the mat with a side suplex. Luche Larry picks up his opponent and hits the Big Burrito, then goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Larry shakes his head and picks up Kamikaze, and whips him to the corner. Larry gets a head start and executes a handspring back-elbow, and then backs away form Kamikaze, who answers with a blinding sidekick to the face of the masked one. Larry stands stunned, and is taken to the mat with a head-scissors takedown. As Larry gets up he catches Kamikaze with a nut-shot, then tosses him back into the ropes and hits a second handspring back-elbow. Then he puts Kamikaze in the cobra clutch, and shakes him like made; when Kamikaze doesn�t submit, Larry spins him around and hits him with multiple headbutts. Larry then whips Kamikaze to the ropes and hits an explosive dropkick, and goes for the pin. The bell rings and the referee raises Larry�s hand in victory.

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall at 8:34, Luche Larry!!!!!�

Larry helps Kamikaze to his feet, and they shake hands before leaving the ring. The crowd is on its feet, cheering like mad.

Bruce: �It seems as if Mr. Lomax�s J-Crown matches are living up to the hype, listen to this crowd. I still say that Luche Larry reminds me of someone, I just can�t figure out who.�

As Larry returns to the back, Terry �The Truth� Truman attempts to get a word with the masked superstar.

Terry: �Luche Larry, great match out there tonight. Could you maybe answer a few questions for us? We sure would like to know more about you, now that you�re in the MOW. Things like where are you from, and where have you wrestled before?�

Larry just shakes his head and runs away, disappearing around a corner. A stunned Terry Truman just shakes his head as he states, �Just what we need around here, another whacko�.

As Terry finishes his comment Doom knocks him down as he bulldozes down the hall opening doors and looking under furniture and through duffle bags and such. Warlock is following him, yelling at Doom the whole time. Terry gets back to his feet and shakes his head.

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Commercial Break

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MATCH 8

Prongs - Snap your Fingers Snap your Neck begins to play as the lights dim and turn blood red, on the left hand side of the entrance stage a circle of fire roars to life. The two towering figures of Doomsday rise through the circle of fire and walk through the flames on their way to the ring. The crowd roars their disgust and hatred quite loudly. Doomsday walk to the ring unphased by the crowd reaction.

Loujack: � Hailing from Parts Unknown, representing the Skull Legion, they are the twin towers of terror, Armageddon and Apocalypse, this is Doomsday.�

�Give me the Prize� by Queen is playing as the Destruction Crew head down to the ring. The crowd is very enthusiastic in their support of the Champs. A whole section of the crowd is dressed in black and purple, with Destruction Crew t-shirts, hats, and other paraphernalia. This section is especially loud in cheering the Crew.

Loujack: �Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 560 pounds, they are the symbol of excellence in tag-team wrestling today. Decimator and Devastator, the MOW Tag-Team Champions, The Destruction Crew.�

John: �Doomsday got an impressive win over the Champs on Therapy, lets see if they can get it done when the belts are on the line.�

Devastator and Apocalypse start off in the ring exchanging moves and measuring each other. Apocalypse quickly tries to slow the pace with power moves like, bodyslams, vertical suplexes, powerslams, and big clotheslines. Devastator absorbs the punishment and hits several technical moves, drop toehold, suplexes, backbreaker, neckbreaker, and a big DDT. Devastator tags in Decimator who goes for the power attack, but is a little slower than usual. Apocalypse turns the tide on Decimator with a big back breaker and an abdominal stretch. He then tags in Armageddon who begins to punish Decimator�s back.

Decimator tags in Devastator who uses his speed and technical ability to once again turn the tide in their favor. The Crew then cut the ring in half, isolating Armageddon from his partner, and delivering a lot of punishment. After several minutes of quick tags, Decimator is in the ring and goes for a big slam but drops his opponent and is holding his back. Apocalypse uses this as an excuse to enter the ring and attack the sore man. The match breaks down into a melee as the ref tries to regain order.

Decimator is having problems with Apocalypse, but Devastator is having his way with Armageddon. He hits him with Simply Devastating then goes to help his partner. The two of them whip the big man to the ropes, as he comes off the ropes Devastator sweeps his legs out from under him as Decimator bulldogs him. The Champs kick the seven footer out of the ring and Devastator returns to the apron. Decimator brings Armageddon to the corner and tags Devastator, who climbs up to the top rope and waits. Decimator attempts to powerbomb the big man several times but his back is strained. Finally he gets him up, and as he drives him down, Devastator comes off of the top rope, and does a forward flip. As he flips he catches Armageddon�s head, and The Crew drive him to the mat with a combination powerbomb/blockbuster. As Devastator gets the Three count Decimator is slow getting to his feet and is holding his back.

Apocalypse enters the ring and lays out both Champs with a steel chair, then helps his brother to his feet. Doomsday then exit the ring and leave the Champs out cold in the ring.

Bruce: �That was one hell of a match, what was that last maneuver by the Crew? What a move!!!!! I hate to admit it but The Destruction Crew is still on top of their game.� John: "Yeah at the top on the floor, out cold. This little feud does not look like it will end soon."

Bruce: "Right you are on that John, I don�t think we�ve seen the last of these two teams yet. Now we go to Dr. John Brody who is trying to get a word with Warlock. Perhaps he can shed some light on Doom�s behavior as of late.�

Dr. John: �Warlock, perhaps you of all people could enlighten us as to why Doom is apparently fixated on something, and what that something is.�

Warlock: �Doom wants his TV Title belt back, and is looking all over for it.�

Dr. John: �His TV Title belt, but Tremor is the new TV Champ.�

Warlock: �Doom won the tournament, his name is still on the name plate of the belt. Doom thinks the belt is his, when Jester had it he was mad at him, now he is mad at Tremor. He thinks that these guys keep stealing his belt, and he wants it back.�

Dr. John: �So you�re saying he thinks the belt is his? As in his personal property?�

Warlock: �That�s exactly what I�m saying.�

Dr. John: �But that belt is the property of the MOW, it is owned by Major Tusk and is governed by the Championship Committee. The Committee decides who should battle for the Title, and the man who wins is the new Champ. The belt does not belong to Doom, he just had it for a while.�

Warlock: �You try telling him that.�

Warlock looks at Dr. John, who stands in a state of shock. The Dr. turns to the camera, his face white and sweat on his brow.

Dr. John: �Well back to you guys.�

MATCH 9

3 Way Dance

Bruce: �Getting crazy around here isn�t it? Now it is time for that three way dance between Stan, Guardian, and Hellfire. I still can�t believe Pickle stripped him of the Title.

-----VIDEO REPLAY OF HELLFIRE GETTING STRIPPED OF THE TITLE-----

John: �He sure was pissed, I�d hate to be Pickle or any of his friends in the back right now.�

No music plays as Guardian comes down to the ring. The crowd is mixed, with the boos slowly beginning to outweigh the cheers.

Loujack: �Weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the Lone Wolf, he is Guardian.�

Steamroller Stan comes out of the back as �Working Man� by Rush plays on the sound system the crowd cheers mildly for him. Stan walks confidently to the ring.

Loujack: �From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 330 pounds, the working man�s hero, Steamroller Stan.�

Stan and Guardian stand at opposite sides of the ring staring at each other as they await the third man. The lights dim as Type O Negative�s �Blood and Fire� starts to play. Suddenly there is a big explosion on the stage and the music changes to Prong�s �Snap your fingers, Snap your neck�. The arena lights go out and red strobe lights begin to flash.

John: �What the hell is going on?�

The lights come back on as quickly as they went off, and the Skull Legion is in the ring. The members of the Legion are armed with sledgehammers, steel chains, and baseball bats. Stan and Guardian are getting a massive beatdown, even Loujack is out cold. After beating everyone in the ring into unconsciousness Hellfire grabs Loujack�s mic.

Hellfire: �Pickle, I know your still in the building. Now you know what I�m capable of when I�m mad, and you have really pissed me off. You and your supposed super hero are in for a rough time jack. �

The Legion exit the ring and head backstage as the crowd boos loudly.

Mr. Pickle is shown watching his monitor. He sneaks out of his office and heads out to the parking garage. After looking around he gets into a black BMW and drives away. As the camera pans around to see the Skull Legion entering the garage, we see the sign on the BMW�s stall; the sign reads �Mr. Bernie Lomax�. The Legion arrive at Pickle�s burnt up limo and begin to talk and laugh. Brimstone gets behind the wheel and starts the limo as the rest of the Legion get in the back. They then drive off in the Pickle Mobile.

John: �It looks like Mr. Pickle has avoided danger again, but the Skull Legion has his prized limo.�

Bruce: �Do you think he had Bernie�s permission to use that car?�

John: �I doubt it highly John. Things are getting very interesting around here that�s for sure. We have to get on with business though as it is time for our main event of the night. In a rematch from Madmania, the Zombie and General James are going to do battle for the Hardcore Title.�

MATCH 10

Hardcore Title Match

Bruce: �That�s right, and if this match is anything like the one they had at Madmania, it will be a real nock down drag out brawl.�

The Star Spangled Banner begins to play as General James comes down to the ring. The crowd stands at attention and begin to salute the American hero. General James returns the salutes and marches to the ring.

Loujack: �Hailing from Washington D.C. and weighing in at 280 pounds, he is the true American Hero, General James.�

I Zombie remix - White Zombie plays as the Zombie begins to lurch to the ring through a cloud of smoke. He is pushing a cart filled with weapons and is wearing the Hardcore Title belt. The crowd boos loudly at the champ.

Loujack: �Making his way to the ring from Death Valley, NV and weighing in at 237 pounds; he is the MOW Hardcore Champion, Member of the Evil Dead, he is The Zombie.�

Zombie takes off his belt and slides into the ring with a stop sign, he swings it at James and connects. The General staggers back then sidesteps a second blow and hits a dropkick. James executes several moves on the Zombie then exits the ring and begins to toss weapons into the ring from the cart. James reenters the ring and nails Zombie with a chair then slams him onto it. The match turns into a brawl quickly, with both men using a variety of objects to punish each other. Broomsticks, cookie sheets, garbage cans and lids, traffic signs, a briefcase, and many other weapons are used.

James tosses Zombie out of the ring and goes for a suicide dive, which he hits. The General then sets up a stepladder and climbs to the top, he attempts a splash but the Zombie moves out of the way. Zombie then hits the General with a chair, and then whips him into the ladder.

James and the Zombie fight their way into the crowd and end up on the balcony level. The two of them begin to tire, and resort to punches and kicks. The Zombie thumbs James in the eye, and then hits a Cranium Cracker on the concrete floor. He goes for the pin but gets a two count.

The two battle into the corridor of the balcony level and end up in a public rest room. James rams Zombie�s face into a sink, the picks up the dead one and throws him like a spear head first into the mirror. The Zombie�s head smashes the mirror to hell and he lands on the tile floor a bloody mess. They fight back out into the hall and Zombie hits a DDT and goes for the pin. James kicks out at two, and then throws the Zombie head first into the wall.

The two of them fight back through the crowd and end up at the railing. Tired and bloody they begin to exchange hard right hands. James ducks a punch from the Zombie and stands up, lifting the Zombie onto his shoulders. He then climbs onto the rail and delivers the Fatal Freefall off of the railing. The General brings the Zombie down twenty feet and through a table. The referee runs down the stairs to check on the two of them, and James gets up on his knees. He then covers the Zombie for the three count and gets up to his feet.

John: �Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!! Fatal Freefall off the balcony, and through a table!!!!!!!!!�

Loujack: �Winner by pinfall and NEW MOW Hardcore Champion, General James!�

James limps to the ring and puts the belt around his waist and begins to celebrate as the fans go totally crazy.

Bruce: �General James is the new Hardcore Champion, way to go General. Listen to this crowd!!! what a match. And what a finish to Asylum, we are out of time folks, see you at Therapy. For Dr. John Brody, Terry Truman, and John Taurus, I�m Bruce Kincaid saying good night all.

The MOW copyright logo appears and the camera zooms in on the General in the ring before fading out.