The Fine Art of Self Defense (2:51)
Words and Music by Matt Ventresca (2003)

You won’t spend the night alone again.
But how will you know that it’s still an original?
Your swollen member is making headlines,
But are you sure that you’ll reach the deadline.
But you won’t spend the night alone again.

Rock solid, Rock solid.
Man it’s great you have it, be careful where you got it.
Rock solid, yea, rock solid.
Well you found the perfect goddess be mindful where you sought it.

You won’t spend the night alone again.
But how do you know that it’s still prototypical?
Congratulations on perfect runtime,
But will she still want to hear the punchline?
But you won’t spend the night alone again.

It’s like you shouldn’t at all.

Then again, you just forgot it.
A false lesson upheld by those who taught it.
Never checked the purchase when you bought it.
So remember when you do it again it’s rock solid.