music

To your right is a picture of Radiohead's "Children's Bear." It's perfectly normal to be terrified of a grim-reaper bear on a sea of blood, so don't worry . . . you're not alone. The picture is a link to the official Radiohead site. Go check it out. Radiohead is quite a good band that makes quite good music in my opinion. Also, Thom Yorke (The lead singer) is hecka hot. Ok, I was lying, I don't think Thom Yorke is hecka hot.

Yes, they did break up . . . but they are still the best band of all time in my opinion. Ben's lyrics and piano-playing are incredible. Their memory will live on for many years to come. I can't tell you how much Ben Folds Five DOES NOT suck. If you think that they suck, you should die of some horrible sexually transmitted disease and rot in hell. All of that aside, they are a wonderful band and you should give them a listening to if you respect talented musicians.

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There really is nothing like the Dave Matthews Band. Sure they're trendy, sure they're megapopular . . . but it's for good damn reason. Dave's lyrics are amazing, and the smooth sound the band puts together is unlike anything being made today. To your left is the cover of "Under the Table and Dreaming," the band's best CD in my opinion. It is a link to the official site. If you're one of the few people who has yet to surrender to Dave, go check out the site and maybe you'll come around.

The last artist I'll mention is Duncan Sheik. I can see your eyes rolling to the ceiling on this one, but bear with me. I know he is a one hit wonder (Perennial B93 favorite "Barely Breathing") but this guy is fucking amazing. He scores his own orchestral accompanyment, plays the guitar and the piano, and writes lyrics which are evoactive and moving. This guy can, in my opinion, do it all. The above is just a picture of his amazing CD "Humming." There's no link for this guy, just my hearty reccomendation that you give this guy a second chance, he is amazing.