movies

Here you will find my top seven movies. Why only seven? Because the man won't let me get my full ten! GOD DAMN!

#1
My favorite movie for the moment is "The Big Kahuna." You probably haven't seen this movie, and you probably haven't even heard of it. It stars Kevin Spacey and Danny DeVito and it is truly brilliant. The dialogue is so witty and funny and intelligent. Spacey and DeVito deliver the dialogue in a way that gives me goosebumps sometimes. The movie is funny and intelligent with a great message. I really love this movie. I can't reccomend it enough.

#3
Airplane! is might be the funniest movie of all time. If you haven't seen this movie, you should be shot in the head. This send-up of disaster-flicks is still bitingly hilarious 15 years after it was made. The jokes are crass, the slapstick is nonstop, and the whole fucking film is incredible. Go rent it, you'll laugh. If you don't laugh, you have no soul because you sold it to Satan.

#2
It was Mike Myers first full-length film and I think it is his funniest. I've had this discussion with others before: I believe that this is the funniest movie of the 90's. Every single scene is hilarious. Mike Myers is my movie god whom I worship and adore. The man is brilliant and so is this movie. Go see it or I'll kick your teeth in . . . Why don't you go try on one of your mother's bras you wee fairy?

#4
Where can I start when talking about how wonderful this movie is? It was such a waste for Chris Farley to pass on so early. This movie stands as a testament to how truly funny he is. This is, in my mind, a classic film. It's the buddy-movie to end all buddy-movies. It's witty at times, slapstick at times, and just all around wonderful. Chris Farley and David Spade are synonymous and this is the reason why. It's funny, I love it, and you should too.

#5
This is a very damn funny movie. The first full-length debut from Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butthead and King of the Hill. This movie gave us the character of Milton, enough said. This is a damn funny movie and Samir Nahinanajahd is my personal hero, I spend every minute trying to be more like him. Also, due to this movie, I think Michael Bolton is a player.

#6
This fine film is a reinvnetion of the long-lost fim-noir genre. Starring five extremely talented men (Yes, I just called a Baldwin brother extremely talented) this film is teeming with plot-twists, great performances and a wonderful screenplay. The movie spins on one question: Who is Kaiser Soyze? The bad-ass ending answers the question, and resolves the movie, in brilliant form.

#7
This movie can't be classified or described, it has to be experienced. Quentin Tarantino's dialogue is always sharp and generally hilarious. Samuel L. Jackson balls it up, huge. Bottom line: Pulp Fiction is a great movie.

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