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| "I can't believe they are dead...no. Seymore! I won't let the dark half of me come out. I refuse." Tom was so frustrated, he had lost all of his friends, and his spork, he couldn't quite remember what was going on and he was so confused trying to live life happily. And Seymore was trying to get him to become the predecessor to the Dark Lord he would become soon enough. He wanted to keep his hair as long as he possibly could. "HEY! YOU JERKS! YOU JUST LEFT US IN THAT FOG TO DIE?!?!?" Sicilia and Beckah and Bulma came running out."Hey...Seymore is especially hot...dude...oh crap...that means you are psycho Seymore..." Seymore laughed. He was quite insane to say the least.(MANIACAL LAUGHTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHH!!!!! I did mantion that I am Seymore, did I not? So I am narrating this whole thing, and yes, I am hot and freaky when I get all mad.) "Well, Sicilia, I still recognize you, and I am not too crazy, but I did think you were dead." She looked at him really confused. "Seymore...I.." She walked up to him and kissed him, Vegeta made a funny gagging noise while Tom and Lucius began to giggle.Seymore jumped back wards after she was through. "you....you...aghuh...(great noise...) you uh...I love you too...I uh..." Tom fell over. He and no one else there had ever heard Seymore say anything nice to Sicilia and now they were acting like the dream couple.(Well, except maybe the fact that Seymore was bleeding, sweating, lacking of pupils, and quite frightening and Sicilia could use a hairbrush...)Beckah began to fume and grabbed Tom's arm. She whispered to him so no one else would hear. "Are you jealous?" Tom turned bright red and poked her in the ribs as he shook his head no. Seymore could hear practically anything though, and knew exactly what was going on. "So you do not like me anymore Tom? Man, my heart is just breaking now...and Beckah, you are still jealous? I thought you and Tom would have figured out by now that I do not own me therefore I cannot give you anything." Tom stood up and was about to walk into the fog and commit suicide because he was blushing so much it hurt, not to mention the seven year long war he waged with Sicilia ended up with him losing.(If you guys have not been reading the other stories, you will not want to now because this is really spoiling everything that you learn in there, but you may not understand the alternate Seymore thing, so you might have to read them anyways...AND GO SICILIA!! YOU RULE SWEETHEART! Do not ask. Long story, and since you are reading this, your interest in the long story has depriciated greatly.) Seymore was not going to let Tom go though, I mean, they are only like best friends since they were tow, no big lifelong friend relationship going on or anything.(That was facecious) "You know, you could always date Beckah, I mean, you are both extremely annoying, you both like me, and you both are extremely smart when you choose to be. SHIAST!" Sicilia looked at Seymore with a confused look and she just held on to his hand like it was her life. "Sorry, I just make up words when I get frustrated, sweetheart. I still love you and all, but I get so easily flustered..." Sicilia smiled and actually blushed slightly. (If you guys know Sicilia, you should know how hard it is to make her blush, she is supercilious and vindictive and Ms.Poller, if you are reading this, I used two vocabulary words in here ) She was starting to like this Seymore. But something deep inside her missed the annoyingly condescending and trouble making Seymore. This one was too nice...but He could be mean if you ticked him off. Tom and Beckah were staring at each other with starry eyes, and the little twinkle that anime people have in their eyes, you guys know what they look like. "We should get together." Everyone except the new couple fell over. Seymore was about to comment, but Vegeta beat him to it. "All this time I was worried that I would not be born, but I do find it absolutely disgusting that my father likes another man. In fact I am glad you fell in love with someone else and not him." Seymore blushed. Sicilia had that overly jealous and not wanting to talk about the past look on her face. Seymore never ever seemed to understand though, and went on blabbing about what he could. "Well, actually Vegeta...you almost were not...because Tom and I actually dated for about three years..." Sicilia gagged and Vegeta grabbed his stomach as though he was about to hurl. "And those were the best three years of my life." Tom jumped in. Vegeta excused himself and Seymore looked as though he might follow suit. Sicilia looked as though she was about to start spitting venom, and Tom looked as though he could be no happier while being lost in memories. "Speak for yourself. I felt sorry for you. Besides, I was dating Sicilia at the same time, and She was pregnant a month before we broke up. How does that make you feel?" Tom looked as though he had just crashed into the ground. (All people who think this is gross, I am really sorry, but it is necessary to advance the story. Lucius laughed out loud. "You mean with all of the people you could have dated, you chose a Snape? You never even thought about my father or Toran, did you. Pathetic, Tom, absolutely pathetic." Tom now joined Sicilia in the venom spitting club. "Well...I have to agree with Malfoy...If you had gotten with Manfred, then he would not exist, and the Malfoy race would die off." Tom looked at Seymore as though he was about to kill him.Seymore smiled with an innocent look. "I was just kidding there, Tom old pal." Sicilia had enough, and it was time for her to set Seymore in his place. "SEYMORE SALAZAR SNAPE! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU! AND DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO JUSTIFY ANYTHING YOU HAVE SAID BEFORE BECAUSE I THINK IT IS GROSS, REVOLTING, AND POINTLESS TO DWELL ON THE PAST ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TWELVE CHILDREN TO DEAL WITH AND A WIFE THAT WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU DO NOT SHUT YOUR STUPID HOLE!!! AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU NEVER BRING THE SUBJECT UP AGAIN!!!!!" Seymore just nodded his head and looked at the ground and at her feet.She was still holding his hand for some strange reason, and she was beginning to rub his arm gently. He tried not to blush, but he ended up red as always. Vegeta had returned from his vomiting and gave Sicilia a high five behind her back. She smiled and kissed Seymore again. Tom and Beckah were making out.(Weird people, weird people.) Seymore had a sudden chill and everyone seemed to notice something different about him. "You can see!" Beckah yelled. Sicilia looked at Seymore and simply stated"You are blushing too." "You are really tall..." Lucius said looking up at Seymore. Vegeta gagged and spat out"You saved my life by saying no." Avery was overly excited because of his discovery. "You have never used the Cruciatius curse on me!" Bulma seemed to notice nothing too grand. "You have an IQ of 180" But Tom's epiphany was the greatest of all. "You are wearing women's clothes." Seymore looked around very confused as to why everyone decided to describe him. Sicilia was laughing at what Tom had said and everyone else was off in their own little blah worlds."Why are you wearing women's clothes, Seymore?" Seymore blushed even more(hah..funny pun...if you do not get it, do not ask) and Sicilia giggled as she squeezed his hand. He was trying to escape the death grip she had on his hand and was concerned there would soon be blisters, but he knew he could not get away because she knew what form he was in. Border line Demon stage A. (Yeah, you guys will not understand the Demon thing unless you have read the Demon Wars, but I have not published that yet, so you will just have to be confused, sorry) If he went Demon, he would most likely eat everyone around him. "Well....Sicilia stole my clothes....actually." Tom looked at Sicilia like she was some kind of sick freak(Well, she is perverted...) and pulled out his wand. he waved it then poked Seymore in the chest with it and Seymore was stuck wearing a Leather Jacket with brown jeans and a green undershirt.(here is a picture, but do not ask about the wings or the little kid.) Sicilia looked at Tom in an I hate you but thank you anyway look. Her eyes were twinkling and she had little tears forming at the edges. Seymore looked as though he was about to cry. "Tom...too much color...." Tom smiled and walked over to Beckah as though he had never heard Seymore's complaint.Sicilia began to draw circles on Seymore's chest right where his heart was. He was turning funny colors and with his free hand grabbed hers because she was tickling him. (Seymore no like tickle!) "WOULD YOU QUIT IT?" "If I wanted to, I would have. But I am enjoying this. Are you saying you don't like to see me happy?" "I....well...I want you to be happy...but I want you to...well...nevermind." She smiled in satisfaction and in conquer. "I HAVE AN IDEA!" Tom screamed, and Avery tripped over a rock and knocked Lucius into a hole. "What is it? |
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