Secratary of State: Colin Powell President of USA: Bush
A man walks into a bar and sees Colin Powell and George Bush sitting at a table talking. The guy is surprised and goes up to them and says, "What are you two doing here!?" Bush looks up at the guy and says, "We're stratagizing." The guy looks a little confused, so Powells chimes in, "We're thinking of attacking Iraq." Bush adds, "Yeah, we're gonna kill us 100,000 Iraqi's and a blonde with HUGE tits!" The guy, taken back, asks, "Why a blonde with huge tits?"
Bush looks at Powell and says, "SEE! I told you no one'd care if we killed us a 100,000 Iraqi's!"