Kate

THE KATE PAGE!

This explains Kate so well! Our Krazy Lil Kate! And since I wrote a poem for Kim I guess I can write on for Kate...
Kate seems so innocent
Just at first glance
But then if you wrestle her in pudding
You don't stand a chance!
There good enough.. heehee... Too bad I wasn't even there to see the pudding wrestling :P But anyway... We all love Kate.. She is so creative.. like this song she just made up and sang to me...
do u like donkey piss...miss miss miss..sing me a song,play with me on a twister board,just nothing but that donkey piss
Isn't it beautiful *tear* lol

*GASP* Kate looks naked... I wonder if her shpankable apple dick is visible... lol... Kate likes boiling weiners for an hour until they are nice a biiiiiiggg... lmao don't we all? Well anyway, KATE PUT SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES ON!! Oh well.. we love her whether she's naked or not.. Wow that must sound soooo wrong... Well Kate is a wrong person... In all the right ways... ;);) for example.. In drama class when she randomly blurted out...
"DO YOU MASTERBATE BY RUBBING AGAINST YOUR PANTS DEVIN?"
Then me and her laughed while Devin sat there extremely confused... lmao Oh Kate, how did we ever live without you?

Oh dear, Kate just forgot about her grilled cheese because she was telling me about the time she had to go to the hospital because she jumped off her balcony so she could be higher than the tree in her yard.... Don't ask me.. anyway she got a concussion.. maybe that's what's wrong with her... lol jk.. nothing is wrong with our lil Kater.. Except for the fact that she's knows her food is done when the fire alarm goes off in her house... Kate maybe you should stick to going out for sushi.. actually no.. Sitting with you in public while you choke is kinda embarassing... but still so hilarious!! Kate wrote a beautiful song.. here it is...
i am kate i like to skate ure moms a retard ure dads a pidgeon but i dont care, cause thats all behind me now i need some crackers i need some cheese,i need u baby please i want chocolate i want gum,not to help my teeth just to make them numb,i hate starwars,and kraft dinner,i hate how my brother brushes his teeth,and how my gramma has whiskers,christmas is the best,i love being a pest--zellers is the best, my dad cant cook neither can i but thats ok cause im doin just fine,my moms a skitzofrinic and shes really messed up,we get along though,cause she likes me,cause im special cause im kate,the kate myster here foreverrr and everrr loving u baby..need more cheese,need more crackers,,baby please,BOY LISTEN DUM DUM DUM DUM
Kate loves me even though I've lost my Kind.. yes my Kind.. not my Mind... lol.. I've never had a mind.. everyone knows that :D
Kate is happy that I'm making this just for her... happier than the time her mom bought her Kellogs Cereal from Safeway... Her mom never buys her Kellogs cuz it's hard.. and she chokes.. lol.. but then again Kate chokes when she slips on black ice.. lol

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