Bub is originally from Texas, but moved to Mississippi when his parents decided to come here to be childrens pastors at our church. He's 18 and drives like a bat out of hell. He also love to go hunting and play with fire works and vanilla flavoring from Peru. He tried drinking it straight while he was supposedly making icecream.
He almost got his nuts set on fire at my 17th birthday party by my then boyfriend, who is his best friend. Him, the ex, my cousin El Capitain, and BubbyDuck, were at the house and hand Roman candles and bottlerockets. The ex shot him in the nuts with a bottlerocket. I had never seen Bub dance before. HeHeHe!
My family just seems to be getting crazier, don't it. Ah, well, gotta love them.
Oh, and the cheesecake thing is because Bub is nuts over the ones mom makes. He stabbed my ex with a fork over one.