this is an amazing pile of bollocks

wow, if you highlight the picture it goes crazy mad

sorry world...
The S.J.
(right click and save target ass)

if you got here through some sort of horrible accident I'm very sorry indeed

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Ok, my shitpiece computer is taking ages to upload the mp3 so it may well be taking you ages to download it, or maybe not. Either way, I'm going to write a lot of irrelevant rubbish whilst I'm waiting for something to happen that might not actually happen because its shit. Can't actually think of anything to write. Maybe I'll write a fan fiction x-men plot...

Wolverine skulked into the alleyway and scratched his nose. In the shadows there was a movement that he couldn't quite make out but there was a strange stench of fish about the place when BANG! he was slapped round the face with an example of the aforementioned marine creature.
"Damn your eyes, Fish Hands!"
Yes, it was indeed the evil mutant Fish Hands that he had tracked down to this alleyway. Whilst he pondered the meaning of this he was shot right through the head and was chopped up into tiny little pieces because this story was crap.

Mmmmm, maybe I should find something better to write about. It does seem to be taking a very long time to upload, even for a 3Mb or so file. I don't know what my walls are made of but it seems to be a combination of a super soft material that nails don't really stay in and a super hard material that nails can't fully penetrate. I have just seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I thought it was pretty good. My dog is not a soft coated wheaton terrier as I don't have a dog.

If anybody has any suggestions for songs that can be modified to be about Stourbridge Junction then let me know. These are most likely to be songs about California as it has the same number of syllables as SJ. IDeas=thus far are:
Hotel Stourbridge Junction
Stourbridge Junction Dreaming
Stourbridge Junction (based on the Weezer song 'California', which is in turn based upon 'Barcelona' by The Rentals)
and I've just remembered the song by Freddie Mercury and that opera singer about Barcelona

If you have to wait to get this as long as I did uploading it, then I can only apologise once again for the amazing anitclimax you are about to experience. Primark sell long sleeve plain t shirts for £4 each. This is just getting silly now. I'm going to have to watch a some Simpsons and see if it's still going in which case I'll have to abort the mission and you will never get to read this.....