Okay, have you heard this one?  If you have to move more than one animal from your bed............You might be a redneck.

We have been invaded by cats. But I have to say there are no mice in or in close proximity of the house. The cats even get the squirrels. It will raise the hair on your neck or even make you jump ten feet when you go to grab a bail of hay and something furry flies down to your feet. Once you've calmed yourself to take another look you'll find squirrel tails, hides or even a skull. EEEEEEYOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a small delema. Wrestling is coming to Portland next month. I want to take Scott and the girls, but yikes, it would be expensive. I tried to email WWE, but of course no response, like duhhhhhhh. Being in foster care these girls need a little excitement other than real drama.  Do you think that the people in tv land really care about the children in our own country, NOPE. Everyone would rather talk about the people in other countries who of course are less fortunate. Yes this country is spoiled rotten, even the poor, put there are still problems right here in our own backyard that need attention. Oprah can open a school in Africa, but can't figure out that Chicago needs help too. Sorry got carried away.

The girls google over John Cena, which is so funny. Scott is excited because his favorite Shawn Michaels is scheduled to be there. I just love watching the crowd go into a frenzy over little boys slammin each other in fake matches.  It's just a man's soap opera with over muscled egos. But I have to say the live events are fun to be at.

Does anyone give guitar lessons? I am getting there on my own, but I tend to frustrate myself. I want to get right into it and play some real guitar riffs, but you got start from the beginning to get to the fun stuff. I was going to put an ad in the paper for a trade off. Guitar lessons for horseback lessons or lease out a horse. I'm not sure yet, but I'll get there somehow.