By: David A. F. Sweet
A Massachusetts mama
She doesn't follow the Dalai Lama
That, my friends, is Melissa Shields
A big fan of The Boss
And yes, occasionally, she hits the sauce
That, my friends, is Melissa Shields
The raven-haired beauty of Super Toaster fame
The wild man Bill Shields she did tame
That, my friends, is Melissa Shields
THE END