- When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called labor!
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever