BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic
'Yuck' before a food is even tasted.
Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten
because they are mixed together.
COOKIE (LAST ONE): Item that must be eaten in front of a
sibling.
CRUST: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of
China, India, Africa, or Europe.
DESSERTS: The reason for eating a meal.
FLOOR: Place for all food not found on lap or chair.
FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers.
FRIED FOODS: Gourmet Cooking.
KITCHEN: The only room not used when eating crumbly snacks.
THIRSTY: How your child feels after you've said your final
'good night.'
SODA POP: Shake 'N Spray.
REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and efficient room air
conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.
NAPKIN: Any warm cloth object, such as shirt or pants.
MACARONI: Material for a collage.