A1: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A2: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What's the difference between trash and a Indians girl?
A: Trash get picked up at least once.
Q: Why did the Indian girl only change her baby's diapers monthly?
A: The box said "For 20 pounds."
Q: How did the Indian girl try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why was the Indian girl proud to finish her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
A: The box said "2-4 years."
Q: How does an Indian girl high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: What's the difference between a Indian girl and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What's a Indian girls favorite wine?
A: Dadddddy I waaaannnnt to go to Maaaimmmi
Q: What did the Indian girl say when she knocked over the priceless
Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: What did the Indian girl say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: How do Indian girls braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why didn't the Indian girl want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it
blown around too much.
Q: Why did the Indian girl cross the road.
R: I don't know.
A: neither did she.
Q: What do you get when you offer an Indian girl a penny for her
thoughts?
A: Change.
Three Indian girls were walking along the beach and one stubbed here toe on
a bottle, they wanted to see what was inside so they opened it and out
poped a genie. He was grateful for letting him out so he decided to
grant them all one wish each. The first Indian girl said she wanted to be
smart. so the genie made here smart. The second girl said that she
wanted to be smarter than the first girl, so the genie gave her
unbounded though. The third girl saw what happened to the other two
and wanted to be smarter than both of the previous girls. The genie
said that was the easiest wish of them all he turned her into an Indian Guy.