A: Gifted!
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an Indian girl, and a good looking Indian girl
are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The Indian Girl.
why?
There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a
good looking Indian girl.
Q: How do you drown an Indian girl?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: What do Indian girls and dog poop have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: How do you get an Indian girl to marry you?
A: Tell here your a doctor
Q: What is the difference between an Indian girl and jello?
A: Jello moves when you eat it.
Q: What an Indian girls ideal house?
A: One with no kitchen and bedroom
Q: What is the difference between a good looking Indian girl and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you call a good looking Indian girl?
A: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
Q: Why do Indian girls have legs?
A1: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A2: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: How do you get an Indian girl to laugh at a joke on Friday ?
A: Tell it to her on Monday.
Q: What can strike an Indian girl without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Indian girls?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: what do you call an Indian girl with 2 brain cells?
A: pregnant
Q: Why did the Indian girl cross the road?
A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!?
Q: How do you confuse an Indian girl?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Did you here about the Indian girl who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What do you call an Indian girl in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why should Indian girls not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why do Indian girls work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What do you say to a Indian girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."