Sherlock Homes
Sherlock Homes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.   After a good meal
and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Homes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.   Astrologically, I observe that Saturn
is in Leo.   Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a
quarter past three.   Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful
and that we are snall and insignificant.   Meteorologically, I supect that
we will have a beautful day tomorrow.   What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke, "Watson, you dickhead, Some
C*** has stolen our tent."
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