Funny SMS's
Beta
bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
I
saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was
supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
Can
u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof,
roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
Once
god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's
impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world
peace"
Shah
Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko
Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Falling
in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my
word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !
Good
looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed
with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read
it.
I
cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if
I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have
Gone Up !
Could
u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
Maine
puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni
upar se dikhta hai kya".
Good
morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
Friendship
is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's
warmth.
This
msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error :
No Brain Detected !!
I
mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed
WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water
again !!!
Dark
were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
I
love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love
"u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
Please
remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me
of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
I
Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love
You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !
The
animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger
has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't
started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
A
- U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent
F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
Last
nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless
horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
You've
got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got
Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong
number! Sorry!
This
cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy
cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
God
created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God
makes mistakes!
Birdie
birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just
happy that cows can't fly !
Roses
are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to
you????
Tusi
bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde
la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
U
r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so
caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading
these rumors.
I
need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely...
SHOES !
Intelligent
Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
Sincere
Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont
hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
Jise
dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi
karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.
What
is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump
out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !
Your
network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain
size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!
Khuda
kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam
tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. [ Credits : Kamal
Chopra ]
Zindagi
mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be
chal aage chal.
Ha
ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe
he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
Bachelor's
schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
Q.Why
did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written
in the paper "Answer in brief" !
Every
morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with
U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I love U NESCAFE
The
night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2 U, U feel
shy, i tell u those 3 words..........Oh God ! Puncture !
Ikhtiyarre
tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh
aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
Kya
bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli
hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
Birds
love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!
Ur
smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur
innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no
comparisons !
Airhostes
to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian!
Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BI-HARI hain...!
God
saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He
saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
5
gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3.
Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.
I'm
getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people
will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
Bhagwan
se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
When
I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of
the way you are blocking my view.
Ladka:
Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi
hai, aise hi aaja!!
Itna
khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni
aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!
Can
U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle
of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly spilled my beer!