April 26th 2000
FREEDOM FIGHTER CHRISTO CONTINUES STRUGGLE (Bangalore, April 2000):
Christo Thomas , the " HINDI" speaking veteran of our ME ' 98 has been spotted in the garden city of Bangalore.
Our senior intelligence operative and reliable agent in Bangalore Ms.D(name withheld for security reasons),whose last name is Narayanan (sometimes "Nair") and who was part of the (in)famous self styled "Trimuti" gang of CE'94 batch revealed this info in an exclusive mail frm Infosys-Blore.Again , sorry cant reveal her name... ......
When he was last spotted, Christo was heard asking passers by (mainly girls), " ABE TIME KYA HUA ?? " ........More news is expected on the totally new development........
"KATTA" CLINCHES DEAL, LEAVES ABROAD: ("Downtown" Kannur, April 2000)
"Katta" Aneesh, the body builder of Me ' 98 batch has left abroad on a 'foreign' assignment. It is learnt frm sources in Mumbai that he has left to take personal charge of a new state of the art gym of Dr.Arnold Schwarznegger.The 23 inch biceps was a crucial factor in clinching the contract Mumbai agents reported yesterday.
MAYHEM IN PUNE, ATTEMPT TO STORM OSHO ASHRAM (Pune,April 2000)
Two members of the erstwhile elite GCEK gang,"STILETTOS", were chased away by inmates of the " OSHO" ashram in Pune, The Times of Pune reported yesterday in a major scoop. It is understood that they were attempting to sneak into the ashram under the cover of darkness......one of them was spotted wearing a "TATA TECHNOLOGIES" T shirt (read Arun J) while the other was wearing none ( read Riji.....nickname censored)
KURUTHI STRIKES AGAIN (Mumbai, April 2000):
The Shiv Sena in Mumbai have been alerted to the possibility of a split in their party following the arrival of veteran "naradan" Kuruthi Prashanth frm Kannur. The chankaya is said to be already conducting "shakhas" that promote watching Asianet on Sunday nights.The cultural police is watching the situation closely......
DESPO ATTEMPTS CHEAP TRICKS: (April 2000):
A member of the ME'94 batch frm Madras, presently in Arizona United States was saved frm drowning by 'friendly" neighborhood girls when he fell into the apartment swimming pool.....He was "fortunately" revived by the "L to L transfer of oxygen strategy" by the alert girls. The India club at the Univ of Arizona however, promptly issued a statement denouncing the "decadence" and "break down" in Indian moral values, and criticized 'certain' individuals for resorting to cheap tricks to gain 'advantage'.The 'individual' in question is absconding and was last seen going to his computer lab to unleash his creativity (read virus) thru Email.
"SUGAR BEATER" RAMESH CAUSES SHORTAGE IN USA: (Virginia,April 2000)
A casanova/playboy of the ECE '94 batch presently in Virginia(VA),USA is reported to be behind the mystery of grocery stores in the vicinity running out of stocks of "sugar". The Democrat senator frm VA had called for an inquiry by the White House into the incident , when the 'Youth' frm "Cyberabad" apparently issued a statement blaming Chandrababu Naidu for inducing him to use computersand therby chat on Yahoo and hence cause the alarming situation to arise.
A White House spokesman said that emergency supplies are being rushed frm Maryland and Washington,and the situation is under control.
MATCH FIXING- "CHATTI" BRIJESH BREAKS DOWN: (ChickenKode, April 2000)
Following the recent reports of match fixing by Cronje, the "Tendulkar" of the batch of 94, chatti alias Prathapan alias Brijesh has claimed that though he has not taken any money, he strongly believes that certain matches that they played in Kannur as part of the GCEK team were "Fixed". Issuing the press release at Calicut (Kozhikode, the "Singapore" of Malabar...as believed by the pple frm there...)his spokesman said that Chatti was pained to read reports in a section of the press that insinuated the possibility of his involvement.
In a prepared statement read out at the press conference,surely set to shake the cricket foundations in the country,the spokesman made the explosive reveleations that vast number of "omlette" and "Kallu" had changed hands, plates and glasses during the "murky" deals. He refused to reveal the name of the pple involved but hinted that a certain bug (moota) of room 212 MH was involved along with a "Sheikh" frm the Gulf ( read Gautam) and a local Congress politician ( read Para).
Apparently, all the matches played at Payyanur college , Sir Syed college and else where fell into the trap of the "fixers".
The local SFI unit has meanwhile announced that they would boycott classes frm tommorrow to understand the implications of the issue and decide the next course of action in consultation with the Chief Minister Nayanar ,"Kudiyan" balakrishnan and Ep Jayarajan.
The ramifications are already being felt with Ex-Princi ( Chandrettan) and Gobi ettan announcing that they would no longer drive their buses that pass within 100 metres of any cricket ground.
More "field" reports are expected.....
see you till next time....
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Maheer
April 26th 2000
