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Who
Said English is easy?
Fill in the following blank with Yes or No
______ I don't have a BRAIN
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what
is the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both cases you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"
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Husband: Sweety, instead of my salary I will give you 5000 kisses. OK!
Wife: Fine dear. Then I will give 250 kisses to milkman, 500 to servant, and 200 to dhobi...
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THE
FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:
1.
It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, cooks good, cleans up
and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh & she is
cute.
3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie
to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in romance and who likes
to be with you.
5. It's
very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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Distinguish between Data
and Information,
"362436" is Data
"36-24-36" is Information
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Full form of :
ABCDEFG and GFEDCBA
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Girl Forget Everything Done & Catches
(new) Boy Again...
So, be aware!!!!
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Shortest
Essay:
An English University Creative Writing Class was asked to write a
concise
essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
The prizewinner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did
it?"
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A software engineer was smoking....
Girl says...Can't you see the warning "Smoking is injurious
to health"
Software Engineer says...We bother only about errors...Not
warnings !!!
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