Ventrue Okay folks. We have another problem. The �kids� want to know how we tell each other apart�what makes us unique.
Toreador That�s easy�we are all unique�special..beautiful in our own way we�
Brujah Shut the hell up. He means like what separates CLANS you pantywaste.
Malk Never waste panties�Too hard to find this time of year.
Ventrue Yes Brujah. What makes us�fit into a Category. What makes us. CLAN.
Brujah Yeah..just another way for the �man� to keep an eye on us.
Malk What man?
Brujah Shut up before I mash you kook.
Ventrue *sighs* Any suggestions?
Toreador Signature Clothing?
Tremere Necklaces? Mystical pendants?
Malk Cheese�Different Cheeses assigned to each clan. There are different types to chose from you know?
Brujah *looks to Nosferatu* Yeah..lemme guess who Limburger is�
Nos I heard that.
Ventrue I was thinking more along the lines�of a weakness�a..subtle flaw.
Malk I call Kryptonite!!!
Brujah *smashes him on the head* Must have a Kyrptonite fist. SHUT UP.
Malk unnrk.
Ventrue Okay�Brujah�yours will be your temper. For obvious reasons.
Brujah TEMPER? WHAT TEMPER? �fricking suits�You�d be pissed too if you had to sit next to Nos and Malk.
Ventrue *coughs* Torrie, since you love art�you will be known as the artist clan.
Toreador Tragic�yet�beautiful. Agreed.
Malk *small voice* I still want Kryptonite.
Brujah *SMACK* Hehe. Temper..okay..Cool.
Malk Unnnggh.
Nos *Scratches his chin causing skin to flake off* And my..flaw?
Silence
Ventrue *shivers* We�ll get back to you. Gangrel. Yours will be�everytime you frenzy..you look more like an animal.
Gangrel WHAT? What do you mean �You look more like an animal??�
Ventrue It starts of small�you know�fur�deep voice�maybe horns�
Gangrel WHAT??? Oh COME on�Torrie gets to moon over stupid drawings and I get a fricking BEAK? Yeah�that�s REAL fair�*grumbles into a growl*
Assamite And I?
Tremere You can�t drink kindred blood..*laughs* It�s poison. Your hair falls out and you look like him. *points to Nos*
Ventrue Agreed.
Nos Still waiting.
silence, Malk giggles
Assamite Why does TREMERE get to pick my weakness.
Tremere Lump it pal.
Ventrue Tremere�if Assamite can�t drink kindred blood�then you have to drink from..all of your elders.
Malk No one got Kryptonite?
Brujah *BAP* Temper.. LOVE it.
Ventrue Lasombra�hmm�no reflection.
Lasombra You should give THAT to Nos�
Nos Still waiting�
Ventrue *coughs* Be right with you Nos�Is that acceptable Lasombra?
Lasombra Yeah�but you guys have to tell me when I have something on my chin.
Ventrue No problem. �Hmmm�Tzim�You�re weakness..will be�
Malk Having a clan name no one can say or spell?
Ventrue Yes. er..No. �You..must sleep..in your native soil..or have some in your coffin�
Gangrel WHAT??? I get WEBBED TOES and she has to sleep in DIRT??
Tzim Agreed.
Gangrel I want a new one�
Nos Still waiting�have you forgotten me?
Silence
Ventrue Moving right along�Giovanni�Your Kiss hurts�no pleasure in your bite.
Toreador You can say THAT again�
Room looks to Torrie
Toreador Oh..sorry..was that outloud?
Giovani One off night�plagues you for your unlife�
Ventrue Ravnos. You are a criminal by nature.
Ravnos *gives back Ventrue�s wallet* Sorry.
Ventrue *blinks taking it* Um�no. I meant�*shakes head* Oookay. The money too..
Ravnos Oh..here..sorry.
Nos When do I get one?
Brujah At birth�
Stifled Laughter
Ventrue Ahem�You over there..Setite�yours is�you don�t like the light..
Gangrel OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?? I get a set of BAT wings and he doesn�t like bright lights??
Malk Fly my little monkeys�Fllllyyyyy�
Brujah *raises hand and Malk winces*
Set *grins* Agreed� fair and just. *winks*
Gangrel *points* He WINKED!! You two had A DEAL SET UP??� God DAMN snakes�
Nos If you continuing ignoring me�I will get UGLY.
Malk Too late�
Stifled laughter
Ventrue Am I missing anyone?
Malk Do I get Kryptonite?
Tzim You, little man, have ENOUGH problems�you don�t need an additional flaw.
Ventrue Then it is settled�
Nos You have forgotten yourself�and I.
Brujah Yeah. Mr.Picky. What is YOUR flaw.
Ventrue *smiles* I am Picky�about �what I eat�
Gangrel *stands up throwing chair back* I am LEAVING!! *pointing around the room* I get udders like a fucking COW and YOU get to sleep in DIRT? YOU are a fussy eater? YOU Get to look at art�YOU�*finger stops on Nos*�Okay..I guess it could be worse.
Nos I get it. I am the unflawed clan� gotcha.
Brujah *laughs* Yup..that�s it.
Ventrue *coughs* Meeting Adjourned.
Malk, leaving very quietly singing You..oogly..you oogly�and yer mama dresses you foooney..you oogly..you oogly�
