Ventrue Thank you all for attending. I again call the council to discuss yet ANOTHER problem we are having with our� youth.
Toreador You have our undivided attentions, as usual. Please, go on.
Ravnos *wet ass-kissing sounds and a roll of gypsy eyes*
Malkav *grabs him by the cheeks and kisses him fully on the mouth*
Ravnos GAH!!! *spits and runs after Malk who takes off sprinting* I will kill you dilo bastard!
Ventrue ENOUGH!! *stands* Ravnos PLEASE be seated. Malkav. *points* Over there� next to Brujah.
Brujah *smiles and pats the seat next to him causing Malk to eep*
Ventrue As I was stating before the OUTBURST *dirty look to Malk* We have yet another problem. The children know we have our flaws to separate us, but they want to know our strengths as well. So, I have taken the liberty to.
Gangrel *growls* You hook me up like you did with the flaws and you are gunna take your liberties to the hospital little man.
Ventrue *coughs and nods* Of course. Gangrel� shall we start with you?
Gangrel *folds her arms and gives the stare that men, dead or alive fear from women*
Ventrue Ahem. Ahh yes� *Rustles papers* Gangrel� I to you, grant the abilities of your animal nature. Growing claws at will, changing into animal form at will� even becoming the mists of night themselves. *swallows* Acceptable?
Gangrel It�s a start. I still owe you for the pig�s tail�
Ventrue Moving right along� Malkav� I grant you the power of Dominate, you may control the minds of your�
Brujah ARE YOU OFF YOUR GOD DAMNED ROCKER? Giving HIM the ability to control OTHERS?? We�ll all end up as demented as he is!
Ventrue Dementia? Instilling insanity in others?
Malk Deal. Done. Thank you Drive thru.
Brujah *cringes and shakes his head*
Ventrue I�m not sure what just happened Malk? I was?
Malk Moving on to Toreador.
Ventrue *Shakes his head and nods* Yes um� Toreador. Because of your beauty, and appreciation of� your perfect social skills, and untouchable elegance, I give you the ability to influence the feelings of others. Inspiring Awe, Fear, Love or Respect in all you wish.
Toreador Wise, just, and kind. Thank you.
Brujah *makes kissy noises and quickly looks to Malk* You even THINK it and yer pulp Kook.
Ventrue Assamite. Due to your� ahem� activities. I chose silence for you. You manipulate sounds, causing the death cries of your victims to be lost with their lives.
Assamite *smiles and nods* Such things are in the blood�
Ventrue Brujah� my violent friend. To further� your personality I give to you unparalleled strength and speed. May your wrath be as swift and stinging as your temper.
Brujah *grins at Assamite* Awww. I wanted to be really quiet!! *mock sighs* Guess I have to suffer with strength and speed. *laughs*
Assamite Then suffer in silence.
Brujah *laughter stops as his sounds are abruptly cut off*
Ventrue Um� Should have gave you that a long time ago Assamite. Moving on. Tzim� I give to you.
Malk A NEW CLAN NAME!!! Something we can say without sounding like we are sneezing through a mouth full of �*goes silent*
Ventrue Thank you Assamite. Ahem. Tzim, you shall have the ability to sculpt and mold flesh and bone, as artists mold clay or shape stone.
Tzim *dirty look to Malk* Come here my silent little friend�
Malk *Silent shriek as he holds up two fingers in the sign of the cross*
Ventrue Ahem� Nosferatu. I grant you the ability to�
Malk Leap tall buildings in a SINGLE BOUND!
Ventrue *surprised* I thought you were silenced?
Brujah *shaking out a sore hand* Well he has to be CONSCIOUS to do that now doesn�t he? *kicks Assamite before sitting* Strength and speed. I love it.
Ventrue Nos, I grant you the power to be unseen. You may come and go and no one will acknowledge your presence.
Brujah *laughs* Oh yeah like he gets ALL the acknowledgement in the world right now� a real chick magnet.
Nos Accepted, thank you Ventrue. *to Brujah* Why on earth would I want to attract other women?
Brujah *pales* You� are� a� Oh god. I�m gunna be sick�
Giovanni *scootches closer to Nos* Sooo what are you doing aft�
Ventrue Giovanni. You are given, power over the dead. The truly dead. All that fester and rot are in your domain.
Brujah Ugh.so you DO have a chance with Nos. Looks at Ventrue. Man.can you imagine if� *leans in whispering to Ventrue who pales then looks ill*
Ventrue Thank you� for that lovely image Brujah. I will be sure to send you my therapy bill. Ravnos�
Ravnos *looks startled then sheepish* Sorry� *hands Ventrue his wallet*
Ventrue No. I� *shakes his head and snatches the wallet back* I know I am going to regret this� but I give you the power of trickery. Your illusions, jokes, and general mischief shall fool not only the eyes, but all senses.
Malk Yeah. I�M the crazy one� *looks at the stiring Assamite and punches him in the jaw* I�m gunna knock you out! Mama said knock you out. I�m gunna take this iddy biddy world by storm and I�m just Urnk.
Brujah *shakes off his fist* Strength. And Speed. GOTTA love it.
Ventrue Lasombra. Yes, you over in the poorly lit corner. Your ability shall be mastery of the shadows and the dark. With it� *Blinks* Where did he go?
Voice of Lasombra Accepted. Gladly.
Malk *groggily and weakly* Carolanne� stay away from the light� *thunks back to the table*
Ventrue Um, yes. Tremere. Given your studies, you are given the ability to create magic. Casting cantrips and using your powers as you see fit.
Tremere But I already have�
Ventrue And last but no least, myself.
Brujah *Warily* Best for last? What do you get?
Ventrue I get the mastery of mind control. With it I shall lead us, holding both meetings, and the majority of offices. Any one who objects, please try to raise your hands.
All *Struggle to lift stubborn limbs that refuse to obey*
