"The Art Of Being John Lone"
Who is John Lone? WHO is John Lone!? Who ISN'T John Lone? The man has had a stellar film career, in such memorable films as "The Year Of The Dragon", "The Last Emperor", "The Hunted", and most recently as the main villain in "Rush Hour 2". Despite almost constantly being cast as a villain, Lone has managed to keep an "above it all" air to both the way he carries himself and acts. Because, let's face it, John Lone IS above it all. He's too cool for this planet, this page, and this unauthorized biography, presented here in movie script form.
Warning: This script contains excessive violence, nudity, swearing, and John Lone inside jokes. It is sexist, rascist, and being co-written, has plot holes you can drive a truck through. So save the link. Also, we harbor no personal hatred for Chris Tucker or Jackie Chan. But Lone should have beat them! He's John Lone after all! |
