~Colonel Sanders' Terrible Revenge~ � by The Magus It was a dark and stormy night at KFC headquarters. All the ad executives were holding a meeting... About what the cartoon Sanders would say in the next commercial. Little did they know just outside an undead heart was beating... Suddenly Colonel Sanders himself broke through the wall. He surveyed the board with eyes like steel vices. The Colonel boomed: "You stole KFC from me in life! But ya'll didn't count on my 11 voodoo herbs and spices!" The board cowered in fear behind their chairs as the Colonel continued. "You fellas have no idea why I'm here do ya? My spirit can never rest since you made me a hip cartoon. Animating me and making me say things like "Booya"." Then with a screech and eyes like hellfire Colonel Sanders wiggled his fingers. And everyone in the room vanished, all the police found the next morning was a moldy ascot. Litle did they know that the KFC ad wizards were trapped in TV limbo. Forever doomed to be dumb corporate mascots... |