By Amy Jonas

Rating: FRT-13 for the gratuitous use of the word ‘groin’

Category: General silliness

Summary: When Nekkid Tango Night goes bad.

Authors Note. Just something that came into being when giving into stream of consciousness writing.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! Langly screamed. Frohike tripped while pulling on his pants. Jimmy turned on a flashlight and panned the room. Byers held a silver serving tray over his privates.

Yves stood at the entrance of the warehouse, her black matte 9 millimeter in her hand, wisps of smoke rising from the barrel. At her feet lay Fletcher sprawled on the floor, clasping a camera in one hand while the other clutched his groin, moaning in pain. Fletcher…not his groin.

Yves arched an eyebrow at the boys. “If you intend to dally in nekkid Tango, I suggest you make sure your security is,” she paused, wrinkling her nose, “secure.”

Fletcher moaned loudly, still clutching his blown off genitals.

“Thanks Yves,” Frohike said.

“Yeah,” grumbled Langly, waving a hand toward Fletcher. “And please take out the trash when you leave.”

Yves sniffed, giving Fletcher a not so gentle kick and said. “Take it out yourself. My work here is done.” With that, she scooped up Fletcher’s camera and stalked out.

“Oh God!” moaned Byers. He turned to the youngest Gunman. “Jimmy! Quick! Get that camera from her!”

Jimmy grinned. “Sure thing, Byers.” And off he trotted, accidentally kicking Fletcher on his way out.

“Help me!” Fletcher moaned pitifully.

Frohike glanced at Byers who was once again behind the potted plant, hastily putting his suit back on. “What do we do now?”

Langly promptly fainted at all the blood pouring from Fletcher’s shattered groin.

Byers tugged the knot in his tie and sighed. “You get the smelling salts and I’ll get the bleach.”

Authors Note Part Deux: Are you having problems with your fic? Are you staring endlessly at a blank word page? I challenge you to write a stream of consciousness fic and post it. Believe me its fun. Just fix the grammar and spelling before posting!