2) All posters suggesting that Michael might be guilty are b'aa RACISTS.
3) Any poster who bothers to provide articles, documents or b'aa other sources for their posts are OBSESSIVE. B'aa
4) Michael b'aa shouldn't have been charged because he gives lots of money to b'aa charities.
5) Michael shouldn't have been charged because he is the b'aa greatest artist of our b'aa time.
6) All media sources that b'aa don't support Michael are LIES b'aa.
7) All media b'aa sources that appear to support Michael are FACTS.
8) If you b'aa can't refute the substance of a b'aa HATER, then any spelling mistakes, typos or b'aa punctuation errors can be offered as b'aa rebuttal.
9) Pointing out the race, age, gender, country of b'aa origin, appearance or sexual orientation (or your b'aa'aa perception thereof) of your opponent is a valid b'aa debating technique.
10) As a last resort, SHUT UP is a useful and effective rebuttal.
11) If your b'aa facts have been b'aa shown to be incorrect, either switch to another b'aa Michael board or wait until everyone's forgotten about it. Then repost the exact same b'aa'aa information as if it were new.
12) Michael is b'aa entitled to a presumption of b'aa innocence.
13) The b'aa'a police, accuser, accuser's family, witnesses and b'aa media are not entitled to a presumption of innocence. They are b'aa LIARS.
14) Every pimp, pornographer, con-artist, or other criminal who has ever said nice things about Michael is a devastating witness for the defense. b'aa, b'aaa.
15) Anything that Tom b'aa Mesereau says in the press is conclusive, incontrovertable b'aa EVIDENCE that Michael is innocent.
16) Any evidence that Sneddon produces can be dismissed as inconclusive, false or planted, and I don't even b'aa'have to see it to know this.
17)Requirement to prove Michael b'aa guilty: video footage of Michael b'aa'buggering a child in front of b'aa the entire Supreme Court and at least 10 b'aaa other witnesses on live b'aa television.
18) Requirement to b'aa b'aa prove Michael innocent: None. Michael IS innocent. B'aa, b'aa.
19) Any standard of proof we demand of the HATERs does not apply to us. Any debating procedure that we demand of the HATERs does not apply to us. The Constitution does not apply to us. Common courtesy does not b'aa apply to us. The laws of gravity, thermodynamics, physics or composition do not apply to us. Michael is Innocent b'aa, I tell you, INNOCENT.
20) Compare Mikey to baa'Bush, Hitler, Stalin or some other historical b'aa madmen. Point out that compared to these b'aa people, Michael's pedophilia isn't so b'aaad.
21) When weight of b'aa'a opinion is against you, witter on using lots of b'aa capitalization, invective, and non-sequitors. Then claim b'aaa victory
22) Keep repeating the same misprepresented information and flawed reasoning over and over again until people ignore it, then b'aa'aa claim that your claims haven't been refuted in hopes that everyone will overlook the multiple times your b'aa position b'aa has been effectively demolished.
23) Keep repeating the same misprepresented information and flawed reasoning over and over again until people ignore it, then b'aa'aa claim that your claims haven't been refuted in hopes that everyone will overlook the multiple times your b'aa position b'aa has been effectively demolished.
24)When your position becomes untenable, claim that the other person is an employee for a)Tom Sneddon, b) Gloria Allred c) the media or d) international Freemasonry
25) B'aaa'aaah!
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