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| Congradulations you have found my web site. You are applauded for your efforts, yet I'm afraid you will be disapointed with what you have found. |
| REASONS: so I've noticed that I say "...and that is reason number # why I don't *blank*" a lot and I've decided that the lists of these need to be kept in order, and perhaps even posted for reference. So here they are: |
| Last updated March 3, 2004 |
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| WHY TEXAS SUCKS: 1) FUCK ITS HOT!!! 2) there are too many people named Bubba 3) the ratio of crazy christians to normal people is out of whack 4) Bush calls it home 5) the TAAS test 6) all my ex's live in texas 7) only texas would "bexar" be pronounced "bear" 8) its faster to drive out of the country than out of the state 9) I don't even get a horse! 10) air conditioning bills are too high 11) 50 degrees is not cold 12) they try and grow grass in the wrong climate |
| WHY I NEVER WANT CHILDREN: 1) OW!!! 2) there's no way in hell I'm gonna try and squeeze something the size of a watermelon through something the size of a pea! 3) I don't care about epidurals, that involves a big needle: OW!!! 4) either way I'd have to get an IV: OW & EW! 5) gross 6) I don't do dipers 7) I get cranky without sleep 8) I don't do potty training 9) when tired, I frankly don't care enough even if they are too young to talk 10) not enough potential for alone time with husband/boyfriend/really hot man :) 11) they'll embarrass you EVERYWHERE 12) they take too much money 13) you have to do shit for them 14) I'll never be able to raise them right 15) even if I do, they'll hate me either way 16) they're always there 17) they're always there wanting money 18) I can't handle my life, I don't need to try and handle another one 19) I like my life the way it is now 20) streach marks 21) its an known fact that fashion sense decreases dramatically after giving birth |
| WHY I HATE ARCHITECTURE: 1) there is no right answer 2) a professor will never tell you that you've done too much work 3) it eats up too much time 4) modern convienances make it eat up more time, and more paper 5) the chain that binds me to my desk gives me a rash 6) it makes me sound like I'm crazy....often....VERY ofter 7) it causes me to notice weird things like the one round column in my dorm 8) it causes want and find a reason for that round column 9) it keeps me away from my roommate 10) it keeps me away from my friends 11) it makes me feel guilty when I go dancing |