Definition:
One hour originated in South Sacramento. One hour is not something you measure with a watch or clock. It's actually a lifestyle, a stress reliever, a model of good life.
Where:
One hour usually take place in the garage. Not just any garage but a garage that's full of car parts, empty beer cans, and cigarette butts. Must be well ventilated in case of ruthless farting.
When:
You see, One Hour is usually mandatory on Thursday nights. Duration of One Hour varies. Depends on who is telling time.
Activities:
Almost anything. Drinking is the main part. Smoking is optional but recommended. Crack jokes about anything.
Rules:
1)Member who fails to appear for One Hour will be given thongs or granny panties, depends on how lame the excuse is. Remember, there is really no good excuse for absence in One Hour.
2)Members who waste beer will be buying the next time.
3)Members who fall asleep will be marinated with shaving cream, lemon pepper, salt, etc.. Also, free car wash with bodily fluids provided by other members.
4)One can only leave when he/she starts stumbling sideways.
One Hour Services:
1)One Hour shuttle will bring you from the garage to your vehicle. This will prevent falling incident.
2)If driving is not possible due to blurred vision, "Million Dollar Spot" will be available.
p.s. Many unique words and phrases are used by One Hour Crew. They are defined in the Hour Words & Hour Phrases section on this page. |
