This is were I give you the run down on my top fives for the week on some interesting categories.

TOP FIVE RPERS AT THE MOMENT

1) CHAD - Simply the best

2) GREMLIN - Simply my brother...

3) THE PEACEMAKER - Like a Hugo from the flames!!!

4) MR. SHOWTIME - Comedic genius

5) ULTIMATE SCALLY - Old skanky farts with bad hygiene = ratings

TOP FIVE RETURNERS AND NEWBIES

1) LAW AND ORDER - All around edition

2) JOST MCCLAIN - Living up to the hype

3) EXTREME MEASURES- Better than last time?

4) SHANE ANDERSON - Good familiar rper.

5) MASON - AJ goes serious!!!

TOP FIVE PROFESSIONS FOR THE LOSERS

1) JIM - Baby Toy Tester - Can test how soild toys are when they are thrown out of prams.

2) MUNCH - Politician Spin Doctor - Shows politicians how to make out they said sorry when they haven't really.

3) DAKOTA - Atkins Diet Before Picture Poster Boy - Self explanatory you fat fucker!

4) CHRIS - New Bad Guy In X-Men Film - With all those long winded words and catchy riddles he will surely be hard to catch!!!

5) MICHAEL - Content Editor for the PAX Channel - What the bleep you bleeping boy you bleeping bleeper!!!