One big fat belt, it's number eight!!! Yes The Magnum Pimp I is five time T.F.W.F. Heavyweight Champion. I guess I better ask myself was it deserved. I am not sure I thought all four of us rp'd brilliantly, for guys looking for rp chemistry this was it. Notice how me and Maker sold the Shriek idea, notice how Naldo sold Maker in Vegas, Phenom sold the confrontation of us all at the house show and to be honest it made a great red. Ok, this belt means nothing, we all know that, it means as much as a Flener rp, nothing. But it means something to me, it shows me quiet blatantly the T.F.W.F. is back on track because Maker, Naldo and Phenom this is your belt as much as mine, if it represents anything it represents the great match we had off each other, we are all champions, but for storyline purposes I guess I am the champ. Does it feel good? Yes, it puts me on an undisputed par in the T.F.W.F.. Samson, Naldo and Invader are my closest rivals to all time holder of this gold and to be in that company is cool as crumpets, though crumpets kind of suck...
Anyway I took the liberty of getting the low down on the PPV, I know who won and if Ian has instructed y'all as well as he should have you won't be reading this unless you want a recap of the results.
Twist defeats Phantasm and Pounds to be LHW Champion.
Tremere defeats Killboy in a Fan's use weapons match
Scally becomes Hardcore Champion
The Extreme Players stay as Tag Champions
Chad becomes European and Intercontinental Champion
I win the Heavyweight title.
I know of one major storyline involved in the Players/Asylum match, as for the rest I am not sure as Ian didn't really fill me in any further info mail me and I'll post it while the T.F.W.F. is moving on.
Speaking of which great move when it comes about, more webspace from what I know and hopefully the return of midis and commercials, you can see the prototype of version 3 if you long into the old web address yours truly with Torch and Young don the front page. I have been told this is temporary as a cool flash based idea will be moved into the T.F.W.F. front page, watch out WWF!
Now what else, well I have a relaxing weekend on the horizon while the retail chump our boss is working (hahahaha) I have served my 40 hours this week, I got some training with DG to go and then I think a night on the town, but enough about me, let's get back to a few issues. sub headed below.
T.F.W.F. PPV RPING:
Felt in the end it was solid I have a feeling this PPV will be a great turning point for us all and allow the new guys into the frame, if they want to be here, I am excited and the name www.tfwf.net sounds pretty damn catchy.
T.F.W.F. New site
Great idea, I do believe Ian is probably the most into it fed owner in the world I mean 180 dollars buys my respect for effort for us all. Like some I have already bought the CD, but I am sending Ian a small donation the equivalent of 2 CDs, why? Cause the guy deserves it, I hope some others might follow in my lead and donate to the mass money Ian has spent to get us more shit. I mean a few bucks here and there will knock down his initial fee. And if we all chip in it could make a difference. I don't want to be remembered as the guy who don't chip in. do you? I think it's only fair and if you want to be fair to Flair.....
WWF:
We look at what has to be the talk of the net, so I will discuss it, Nash, Steiner, Flair, Hall all the names being tossed around to see who will be in the WWF next. I say none of them. I am not saying they are talented, but what we are seeing is the WWF ruining careers not making them. I wrestle in a small English indy fed we get maybe 25 people if we are lucky a show I usually open and lose as is the trademark with rookies. My name is Sly-Man I am suppose to be a mischievous heel, but for 25 people can you be? Now I am under no disillusion I will make it to the WWF or any USA fed or any decent fed! I have a career in journalism and wrestling is fun for me. What about the guys who don't have a career as Beyond the Mat has documented it ain't fun. So guys like Nash, Hall, Flair and co. will take them. Look at the recent releases K-Kwik, Torrie, don't tell me guys like the Goodfather, D-lo, Bull Buchanan won't be going soon. The WWF will keep this alliance angle for some time and while it does while it tries to snap us the Steiner's the Halls etc. the rest of the roster will suffer. Let's take Booker T. for example last week he Main Evented on Heat...Bye, Bye Booker, he is already been dropped dramatically for RVD, Austin, Angel, Jericho and the Rock sure he has Taker on Sunday, but what is a match with Taker these days? Not quite the same as it use to be. Booker T is already teaming with Test so where now? I don't know maybe I am looking way too much into the crystal ball on Booker, but don't tell me the IC belt is worth anything anymore the fact guys like Albert have held it recently shows its value, if you go to WWF title histories look at some of its owners recently, look at how it changes hands so much and look at guys like Godfather, D-lo, etc. who were its benefactors a few months back. I mean can we even take the US title seriously sure Rhyno is skilled, but I mean come on!!! I don't know...I really don't. The WWF at the end of the day corners the market as many know or those who don't this is illegal, I am hoping that a new fed springs open so maybe the WWF can't just sit there thinking bout whom should we sign and release next instead be like shit what if Rock goes to WLTF or soemthing...WCW might have sucked...ECW might have died...but we needed them to sooth the ego of McMahon. Dream matches? Do I care if I see Booker T vs Austin? Hell no. I would rather see Savage vs. Steamboat, Bulldog vs. Hart, Michaels vs. Hart. Call me a purist, but call me a man who realises that its not how you promote the match its about whats done in the ring, these days the fans want to see Jeff Hardy break his neck doing a triple flip on Smackdown and not wait for a PPV. In the old days you were lucky not to be bored by the knife edge chops of the Iron Sheik for hours. Give me some feedback.
Until next week ask yourself the question.
WHY BUY IT?
WHEN YOU CAN PIMP IT!