And now we hit number 5!!!Now I firstly want to address some of the critics of my site.  I can accept it looks like as good as a Brick, Richard Flener, Projectile and Westisders battle royal, but I don't agree with criticism of what I say. I am going to say what I feel, yeah I am a negative son of a bitch, but that's just me. Some people think I made a few harsh comments last week regarding what I said about me and Peacemaker's match and the way it was written. Now I shall explain myself. I was negative because I have always felt Hugo and William write a decent write up, yes I am always going to be an Ian 'mark', but the reason Ian is great is because we can take the time to discuss issues we have with him, Hugo and William don't have that luxury, however I have always enjoyed reading their stuff. My personal feeling is I was led to believe this PPV was going to be an amazing write up based on what they were saying and the standard they had already set previously, my feeling was it was rushed somewhat and yes I was disappointed, Hugo said about he needed to get one over on me in the PPV to hype our feud, I felt it was already hyped and to write it like that seems to me it was predetermined in his mind, now I am not saying this is what happened before everyone gives me a load of shit on a stick, but that's what his comment in the Guest Book said to me. I never ever deserved to win that match, Maker out rp'd me, but I didn't want my character to look like a chump and I feel he did somewhat, I would rather have Maker win (which he really did deserve) and put up a fight than what was written. Then I had a few other complaints around the fact I wasn't getting my own way I was going to feud with Naldo. This is not the case, Naldo and me have this story going that needs an ending since Invader has done a powder it leaves me in the lurch I want Maker involved in this feud, but since me and Maker has built up to a high standard I need to get it back with Naldo. I don't know what others think, but I think me and Naldo have a great rping 'chemistry' to coin an overused phrase. Next I had my critics about the Asylum and what I said, this is a web page I have noted this is what I am thinking and what I am feeling within the way the T.F.W.F., yeah its trivial bullshit, but since I get shitty emails and good emails I must be entertaining you, I could do a page on how I feel after I pump my girlfriend (ok maybe a lot of you might be interested in that you damn perverts!) 0r about what I am really like, but then I thought this is somewhat interesting and its a simple site for me to do every week. As for the Asylum I stand by what I said, I don't disagree with help in this fed I never have, but from one extreme to the other was a little too tough for me to grasp. I have always felt the Asylum are a good team for one fact they have stayed in this division. So many guys come and go or make a shitty tag team, but for a division which made the Legends to have such a downfall is sad. Hat off, hat damn well off to Apocalypse and Creeper for staying here and keeping it alive I hope they stay a long time and I hope I am completely wrong in my views of them and they are back to their best. I have wondered maybe they went a little crap (or a lot as I felt) because of two facts we closed down twice and reopened and all of a sudden the Players got amazingly into their team and it was a shock to the Asylum to have some competition, shit I don't know I ain't Richie (Ultimate Scally) the Psychologist who incidentally I shall plug his real life book even though I don't know the name of it and if it will ever get published. Its about his life, and for those of you who don't know it has been a rough one and he has fought his entire life to get where he is. I asked him and I am in the book now and again because he is a real life friend of mine. As for the T.F.W.F. it gets a mention, but not a lot. Hell it ain't a Pimp In and Naldo the true story (Feels sick and the thought of this) I apologize for that one! Anyway, any other thoughts? Apart from crying once more for Chad and Phenom to get a push. Happy Mr. Showtime (my vote for most improved rper this year) might be on the way up, happy to see Crème in full homosexual denial swing again and sad once again to see the T.F.W.F. revolving door seemingly say goodbye to Killboy, Tremere, English Invader and maybe a few others. I have been here since the begininng I have enjoyed the simplicity aspects of this fed and the complicated ones. I hope to set up a guest book one day. Oh that just reminds me, I thought I'd do a little review on something I meant to do a while back....T.F.W.F. merchndise! Yes, I think its time to reveal what a sceptic thinks. The day Ian announced he was doing this I laughed my damn ass and thought Ian you fool!!!! In retrospect I am still laughing because it never took off, but here is what I bought and how good it was:

Pimp In and Naldo Book True Story: Ok I wrote this 75 page little book with Naldo it took us two weeks to write a load of bullshit, don't buy it and I don;'t think anyone did, it sucked majorly. Maybe Luddite bought it? I think he did actually and then we never saw him again, I tend to believe he is still engrossed in it and can never put it down, then again I am sure it makes a great door stop....1/10!

T.F.W.F. music CD: Ok we think what the hell who wants to listen to this. Well I went round to see Ian at University for like the 3rd time in my life and bought it. Actually I really like it, its very professional and maybe some of the bands will make it someday. I think a few people bought it in their time and if you haven't buy it for two reasons my song and the comedy antics at the end.

T-shirts: I have 3 t-shirts from the T.F.W.F., one was designed by Ian and the two I requested the design. The one he designed is the Legends one, for sitting around the house being a cyber geek its cool to wear sometimes, lol though I wouldn't go out to a club and wear dedicating this song to the Legends and expect to go muff diving later that night. The next one is one with the Love Shack logo and an arrow pointing doing to my genitals region saying a 'Big old place where you want to be forever' (sing it to the famous Love Shack song it works!!!) yes Big Show and his WWF cronies stole another idea off of me, I check the house for secret McMahon cameras these days. The final one says 'Big Pimp Daddy' on the front and 'Up all night on the back' it was my student days the ladies loved it and I loved it. It now isn't worn to the office, but the ladies there of course would love to work at the Shack as a Lady of Pleasure. I hope.

Until next week ask yourself the question.

WHY BUY IT?

WHEN YOU CAN PIMP IT!