Hey hey, final commentary as an active rper! Yes, after years of seeing me rip the careers of people apart and throw everything out there, but the kitchen sink I am calling it a day as far as being a rper goes. You never know I might feel the urge to commentate now and again on things in T.F.W.F., but I seriously am at the end of the rping side of things for now. Best to start I believe with the old PPV...

Death or Glory 2004...

So far it is shaping up to be something rather special. Despite having to wade personally through every crap newbie rp in the world to find the ones I am interested in I still think this has been a shinning example of T.F.W.F., hopefully I can slam out another rp before the 24th deadline. I think it's best to start with the bottom and make our way up.

CONTRACT MATCHES...

Here is where myself and Ian have disagreed rather heatedly, Yes I understand we need new talent and yes I understand we need it soon, but I don't think D.O.G. 2004 was the right place for it. As for the rpers themselves I cannot shoot down their enthusiasm because they are enthusiastic. I can shoot down the fact that the majority of them suck. You look at the fact Extreme Measures, Johnny Victory, Samson and another newbie 'The Mold' were left off the card and we were subjected to some jobber feud. I am personally fucking annoyed by this. Out of the newbies The Executioner is possible one of the WORST rpers I have ever seen. I am thinking Razer, Munch and Flenar here. He is a crappy rip off the Undertaker and the last post were he throws lightening bolts at the commentators was just stupid. Kaoz is another who as far as I am concerned can go join IWF. This kind of leaves the door open for the others. Rob Michaels needs to stop trying to be Shawn Michaels first off and be someone else, he needs a character morph and a name change before I would even consider him posting on the Guest Book. Bill Holiday isn't bad, but certainly isn't good the same could be said for Jason Leary. I would personally allow Leary, 'Michaels' and Holliday into T.F.W.F. on a trial basis, there would be no way in hell the other two would ever make it. I don't give a fuck who wins the match, I think if half them disappear T.F.W.F. wins.

Grunt vs. Eno Redrum

Grunt basically should have a bigger match than this, but the fact Samson etc. didn't get one, I guess Grunt should be grateful. Eno Redrum for me so far is overrated. I don't think he is as good as some people have made out on MSN conversations I have had, in fact I don't think he should feel too comfortable here in the T.F.W.F. with a contract, seriously he might have some enthusiasm, but so do the dark match guys and I don't want them in. Grunt wins hands down here. I hope Steve takes an opportunity this time in T.F.W.F. and doesn't waste like his 300th comeback again.

Law and Order vs. Scally

This feud like the Grunt vs Redrum was rushed way too much, but I think this one was well done. Tuc leaving was a blessing for both Rich as a rper and in real life so I hear. With John Mouth more than likely leaving after D.O.G. 2004 I would still not have Rich win if he doesn't deserve it. However, his rp in my opinion beat LAO and he walks away a 20 time Hardcore Champion. Best of luck to John with his move by the way.

Jost McClain vs. Shane Anderson

Both Guille and Jost have done an awesome job with this feud and full credit to the writers as well for the feud. I am looking forward to reading this one and getting the imagination going while reading it. For me Guille writes better as Shane Anderson than Torch, but that still doesn't make Guille a great rper. Jost has been solid since he arrived, but I fancy Guille to win this one based on their rps so far. My only advice to Jost would be this isn't F.L son and the things that made you a star there aren't necessarily the same here.

The Peacemaker vs. Torch

You know how I said Executioner and Kaoz didn't deserve to be in T.F.W.F., sometimes I wonder if these two do as well. Guille and Hugo might be T.F.W.F. Main Guys now, but how the hell they do it s beyond me. Half the roster think Guille is an asshole because he treats loads of people like shit especially new guys who he 'likes hazing' apparently and half the roster doesn't like working with Hugo because he is a terrible guy to work a feud with and couldn't put over The Pope as the leader of Catholicism. That in mind in his wisdom Ian repaired the two for one more classic encounter. If they could stop being high school bitches for long enough and realise how much of a gem of a feud they have I would be happy, but they never will. I couldn't give a fuck who wins out of these two. Yes I get on with them most the time and yes I can respect them as rpers, but the way they act in the prementioned scenarios is one reason I won't miss T.F.W.F., the advert they send out to the T.F.W.F. rpers is that it is ok to be an asshole here and get away with it, I just with they would both grow the fuck up.

Hardcore Legend vs. Fallen Angel

On the complete flip side these are two of my favourite guys in T.F.W.F.. Two dedicated workers, two guys who are T.F.W.F. through and through and two guys I happily pass the torch to as I go. Sam and Cliff rp great, they help out great and I am proud to say are what T.F.W.F. is all about. I would like to thank these two guys for keeping me entertained with a great feud and being part of this fed in the time they have been here, Hugo and Guille take some fucking notes. I am having trouble edging a winner here as this build up for this feud has been almost as good as the rps. I am going for Sam because I don't really think he has dropped the ball for the last 10 months as far as a rper goes were Cliff has had a few hiccups. RP on guys you do us proud.

Tiger Young vs. Da Gremlin

They had no feud and yet turned a few incidents into a classic match. Harry and Drew like Cliff and Sam have worked a great feud together. Yes, there are a lot of rumours concerning the futures of both Harry and Drew in T.F.W.F.. I can confirm I know of them, but Drew hasn't said anything concrete to me and I haven't asked Harry. I hope they both carry on. As for a winner here I am going with my brother on this one. He made this feud by tweaking his character heel to help Harry get totally over with his face promos. That for me gives Drew the nod.

Chad vs Pimp In

I write the name of my favourite rper and good friend first. I am not going to predict this match as the outcome is myself and the BEST GOD DAMN RPER EVER are moving on. All I shall say is thank you for 2 years of fantastic fun buddy.

Thoughts as I go into the night

I figured it might be emotional to write this column, but it hasn't. I leave the T.F.W.F. in awesome hands, not the hands of awesome rpers though they are, but the awesome hands of Ian Monks a true friend on the rp board and in real life. Thank you Ian for making this wonderful game 6 years ago. Thank you for sticking with this game and making it fun and thank you my friend for giving me a send off I wonder if I truly deserve. This feud I am doing with Chad is not just about me and him it is about you too buddy, this is 2 years of your fingers tapping key boards and countless cigarettes in your mouth as you ponder the next stage of this feud. But not just for the last 2 years thank you for bringing Pimp In to life...

My thoughts will be with you all as I say for the last time as an active rper...

For The Last Time...Ask yourself...

WHY BUY IT?

WHEN YOU CAN PIMP IT!

2004 PREDICITONS:

BREAK OUT STAR: Nathan Malbranque

FLOP OF THE YEAR: Nomad

COME BACK KID: Mr. Showtime

Who will be World Champion in 2004...Chad, Da Gremlin, Fallen Angel, Mason Reid, Crème de la Crème and Pimp In

Who will be IC Champion in 2004...Mr. Showtime, Crème de la Crème, Tiger Young, Nathan Malbranque and Tuc

1) Pimp In will leave T.F.W.F. after Death or Glory 2004 ;)

2) RKW will invade T.F.W.F. and it will FLOP big time.

3) The Main Attractions will reform.

4) Twist, Snap Sanderson, Naldo, Killboy, The English Invader, Grunt and Night Hawk will all return to T.F.W.F..

5) Peacemaker will be a heel by May.

6) Torch will leave T.F.W.F. to run RKW permanently and then return when it falls apart.

7) Cliff will become co-owner of T.F.W.F..

8) Chad will retire soon after Pimp In retires as the best wrestler in T.F.W.F. ever.

9) Da Gremlin will face Tiger Young in a massive PPV Main Event

10) Hardcore will once again rule the roost in T.F.W.F..