Ok,
Well seeing as it is the time to be generous to others, I felt it was important that I filled all your dull little lives with an insight into the workings of the Pimp Daddy…
CHANGE OF RESULTS…
So we have seen the change in results this week. In a perfect world detailed results every week would be awesome, but we are all realists here. Besides which, detailed backstage shit is still there and in all fairness that is what dictates the feuds and such forth. I honestly believe that a good portion of the people don’t read all the results anyways, all you got to do is have an odd conversation or two to realize. This melted down version therefore should be good for the TFWF reader. I do myself read the results in full, so I will be looking forward to the Death or Glory 2004 PPV the first time we will see them in sometime (Highlight Night 2004 being a quick fix and all) and my last match…
THE FUTURE OF PIMP IN…
I think it’s time to confirm that DOG 04’ will definitely be my last match for sometime. Before anyone asks I am not commenting on Mark cause I don’t know the answer! Lol! I would hope he continues because I have been doing this for 5 years, 6 in November and I honestly think the TFWF will need someone like him when I have gone. I consider myself a bench mark as Cliff has said in his nice little Supersite 2 column, however I hope this isn’t my only legacy. I hope the way the Pimp In character fought his way to the top of the TFWF overhauling popular characters such as Naldo and Samson until he finally got the big one and stayed there is a slight inspiration to others who play this game and enjoy it, that perseverance is key…
JIM AND MUNCH AND ALL THE KLIQ…
Speaking of perseverance, these guys certainly persevered in receiving the dumbass of the year award. As far as I am concerned Munch and Jim and whoever can shove their apologizes were the sun doesn’t shine. That is mine opinion there you sad bastards not the TFWF and the way both of you have performed since Omen lost a match has been unbelievable. For me Munch is just some dumb kid who makes no sense at all. His apparent many guest book sorrys that nobody saw…his inability to actually say sorry when he is saying sorry and add empty threats, lol, I see him no more than a loser, it certainly shows the standard gap when he is apparently or so I hear the top heel in IWF. As for Jim he is a calculating son of a bitch and deserves to be fucked up the ass by a giant rooster. I have no time for a man who throws in the towel because he didn’t believe in a result, it’s a game Jim. Thing is your not telling me the way Omen was pushed here when he got here wasn’t a real thumbs up to Jim. I felt he was a good rper and deserved to be up there, but I personally believe he was also given a killer storyline, killer allies and generally all the tools to be a star as we call it. Hopefully IWF will be as successful as I anticipate…not very. As for the Kliq I believe it is nothing more than a myth now, kept alive by some fat kid living in West Virginia or wherever fatty Dakota is. Jeremy Sanderson has already left, I don’t even know if Eduardo is with them. It seems to me they are only fueled in the fedding world by a simple desire to hate TFWF. Oh well we all got to have a hobby I guess, outside the collecting of double cheeseburger wrappers eh Dakota…
NEW GUYS…
A slimmed down result thing has allowed more guys to restart those secondary characters. I like the idea behind Manson and feel although he won’t be as successful as Mr. Showtime, I think it allows AJ to do something very different. The return of John Mouth is not only an inspiration on a personal level, but also a hell of an asset to TFWF. John is one of those guys who really understands how a fed works, he understands how to ‘sell in rps’ he understands what makes a good storyline and really is one of those guys who is perfect to work with as a rper. An asset for his mind as much as anything, welcome back John. Jerimiah for me was always a great character, he knows intimidation in his rps, but was always a sort of under achiever here. I think he suffered from being lost in the shuffle a bit particularly when we had like 70 rpers back in 2000. Hopefully a second stint will be more successful. I know Jost McClain has had a lot of hype here and also some critics as well when he arrived, well I think from a first rp stand point he seems pretty damn good and an asset to TFWF, same for Shane Anderson even if there is something very familiar about his rping, I’ll leave my hunches hidden in MSN convos, lol. Shame to see Joey Lupino and Nathan Malbranque have fallen by the wayside a little. I am a massive Malbranque fan and I think Sam just needs a feud for Lupino.
CLOSING STATEMENT…
Hope to see another Supersite 2 update soon, I also wish Mark would get off his ass and update the Boiler Room, loved that lil war we had and it would be nice to reignite it on the road to DOG 04. Also will the Burn be back? I don’t know I like Guilles opinions he is pretty damn funny sometimes. Thanks to Cliff for his column, thanks to AJ for the pure comedic genius and as for Frank trying to interview people we care about and stop being a big girls blouse on MSN…
Until Next Time...Ask yourself...
WHY BUY IT?
WHEN YOU CAN PIMP IT!
2004 PREDICITONS:
BREAK OUT STAR: Nathan Malbranque
FLOP OF THE YEAR: Nomad
COME BACK KID: Mr. Showtime
Who will be World Champion in 2004...Chad, Da Gremlin, Fallen Angel, Mason Reid, Crème de la Crème and Pimp In
Who will be IC Champion in 2004...Mr. Showtime, Crème de la Crème, Tiger Young, Nathan Malbranque and Tuc
1) Pimp In will leave T.F.W.F. after Death or Glory 2004 ;)
2) RKW will invade T.F.W.F. and it will FLOP big time.
3) The Main Attractions will reform.
4) Twist, Snap Sanderson, Naldo, Killboy, The English Invader, Grunt and Night Hawk will all return to T.F.W.F..
5) Peacemaker will be a heel by May.
6) Torch will leave T.F.W.F. to run RKW permanently and then return when it falls apart.
7) Cliff will become co-owner of T.F.W.F..
8) Chad will retire soon after Pimp In retires as the best wrestler in T.F.W.F. ever.
9) Da Gremlin will face Tiger Young in a massive PPV Main Event
10) Hardcore will once again rule the roost in T.F.W.F..